Kissing?
 

Okay guys...there is nothing I hate more than a bad kisser! (On the other hand there is nothing I love more than a good kisser! ;) ). So I wanna know...what are the things you love/hate about the way people kiss? PG-13!

Thinkers
 

Girls that think they can kiss real well because guys haven't complained before are the most horrible. They usually take more charge because they have higher confidence. These are the kind of girls that lick and bite, so in the end your face smells like their saliva and your lip hurts. It's like getting with a rabid raccoon.

And then there are the girls that do weird things...like licking your teeth or inside your lips. They think they'll be extra kinky if they do that because nobody else has and you will remember them.

-Rudey
--And I'm off to bed before catching a Delta shuttle in the morn.

Oh my! You have completely taken away all faith the female sex has placed in Cosmo for decades. All those "6 ways to make him remember you" articles! Lies! All lies!

LOL!! Both of y'all are killing me. Rudey, I am with you. I hate when guys try to impress me with the innovative ways they kiss. I am sorry that you have had overly-agressive chicks.

My rules aresimple: Guys, all humans have an inate gag reflex. Best not to trigger it with your tongue. Also? Humans have a natural saliva manufacturer, and mine works just fine thank you.

BTW, Rudey, do you tell the girls that they are bad kissers? If not, you are just as guilty as the guys before you.

How DO you guys tell people when they are bad kissers? I just stop and say, "um, let's do something else," if it is our first time. If it is after the first time, and I have tried to coach them through Kissing 101, and it STILL hasn't improved, they gotta go.

People who do not take breaks when kissing bug me... a good session should consist of short, sweet kisses intermixed with long ones... IT SHOULD NOT BE AN HOUR WITHOUT COMING UP FOR AIR!

If she's a bad kisser then I do something else. Kiss her neck or whatever. If I get the impression that she doesn't like how I'm kissing her I usually go down on her. My tounge is strong and wide.

:eek:

So, um....I was thinking if you weren't busy tonight...you know, maybe later...

LOL, every other woman on the board is probably thinking the same thing!;)

Hey, watch it, Librasoul. That's my man you're moving in on!

I usually start out slow, then pick up intensity as we move along.

If I don't like the way a guy kisses me, I usually tell him. Not bluntly; I don't say, "You're a bad kisser." Usually just things like "Gently" or "Slower."

I've made boys cry.:D

Ha... if she doesn't like how you're kissing, she might not like how you do other things with your tongue either!

LOL, wow, I think that just made my day! :D

Will you reciprocate?

What about us females' gripes? I personally hate it when a guy tries to flick tongues....it totally disgusts me. You know what i mean....??? This guy last night did that and then totally slobbered on top of that....i will definitely not be seeing him again.

Oh, or what about those guys who try to be sexy by nibbling your ear, but instead they stick their tongue all in it and make it all slobbery and gross?

A Gentleman slowly kisses a lady on the lips at the first kiss! Or maybe kisses her on the back of the hand when they first meet!

I always remembrer a Lady that I had at my fireplace and said where in the hell did you learn to kiss like that!

Well the Groping and tounging did not come into it!

Soory to all of you that think I am a Perfect Asswhole! At My Maturing Age, I respect Women!!

DADADA!

Blows my agenda!:D

Mac And Tuna Tonight!:(

I think that I'm in love! :D

Personally I hate when guys try to give me too much tongue. Back up there, buddy! Total turn off!

As Angela from MSCL once said:
"I don't even open that wide for the dentist!"

Obviously from the kissing thread I've had PLENTY of expierence.

The chicks in the past that I first began a relationship ( In some cases only one night) were amazed the first time we kissed. I was the little boy who watched the movies and tried it out on chicks, which really helped out alot I later came to realize.


I start with little kisses on the lips making my way to the side of the neck till I get to that area on the neck right below the ear lube, give a few taunting nibbles and then I let the "I want you now" kisses come out while running my hands through her hair. Depending on whether or not I've been drinking I start acting out those moments chicks only dream for a guy to do to them, you know, those things that leave a girls body tingling with pure bliss. Then there's that brief moment where you stop with the lips and neck ordeal to do the clincher, lick from the neck down the center of her chest down to the end of her stomach, where you pause to give her small enticing sucking kisses. You kiss her up and down for about 30 seconds and then pause, only to bust off some more stud tactics by licking from her inner calf up to the top of her inner thigh. Do this to the other one as well. Start back up at the bottom of the stomach and work your way up semi-speedy and back at her lips, the synopsis in her body will be going snap,crackle, pop. By now if she isn't already wrapping her body tightly around yours, you've done something wrong. The chick should be breathing hard and making some sort of moaning noise. By this time she has already ripped your clothes off of you and all you have to do is give her alittle oral stimulation ( only if she shaves) and before you can say "are you ok?" she will be practically pinning you down....



I don't know why, but I feel like a freak compared the rest of you....some of you seem alittle reserved based on the number of people you kissed. I can only imagine what would happen to some of you if we were in the same room, your bodys would be shaking in total excstacy once i got done.

How many female freaks do we have on greek chat?????
Don't be shy......holler back.....

UF

P.S.------If any of you guys need some tips as far as how to spice things up between you and your lady...PM me and I'll hit you up with moves you can bust off that will amaze her.

Some of you girls better be glad your at home after reading that one.....



:D :D :D :D :D :D

Gee...I could have SWORN that it said...yep, right there in little italics...

Originally posted by OPTIMIST PRIME

Thanks. :rolleyes:

Oh, and sorry KappaKittyCat...didn't know he was taken, lol. Rule number 3 in my rule book states explicity to stay away from men who are already attached.

UF, I didn't mean this thread to be about your personal kissing exploits, more about your complaints/compliments about others styles. I am sure we all think we are the best, lol. I wonder how many people we have kissed would agree? (Of course, I don't wonder in my case... I know I am the bomb, but still...:D)

I have a confession.

I don't like kissing. I barely like kissing my boyfriend.

Have I just been kissing the wrong people?! Granted, I can count on one hand how many boys I've kissed.

XOXO,
Annie.

Whoa - sucks to be . . . YOU

Definitely like a jackhammer. I'm in there with some pressure. And when I'm done you're not the same. You're changed.

I am a good kisser! I could do it for hours. http://www.plauder-smilies.de/knuddel.gif http://www.plauder-smilies.de/remybussi.gif

I hate that!! All men please note: do not insert tongue INTO ear!

Well, you are still my favorite redhead. ;)

UCLAgirl: you mean "teach a great guy to kiss" you better.

The next girl may not like the way you like to be kissed. Buts its a good point. You should always share the way you like to be touched . . like tied up with a golden lasso and forced to tell the truth LOL.

I remember dating this one girl who believed she was the "best" at a certain type of "attention". She had only one previous boy friend . . .

I am sure that her "skills" caused a considerable "eruption" for him but was just a "fizzle" for me. I would rather have watched Sports Center. I almost had to yawn.

I agree with you also UCLAgirl about the hands, most people do not use their hands well while kissing.

For a guy, he should be using his hands to lightly touch her neck, ears, and when they are on her back he should be caressing almost massaging the muscles of the back.

Particularly good is when kissing to gently run your fingers through her hair on the back of her kneck and the back of her head. Often overlooked areas. And you don't mess her hair up. which makes you considerate ;)

We all know how sensitive the skin is when we are excited.

Ok, James, or any other gentlemen who choose to weigh in. What should we ladies do with our hands while kissing?

When I was in NYC, this guy told my friend that her ears were, and I quote, "The perfect size to fit in his mouth."

My question ever since then - WTF was he planning on doing once her whole ear was in there? Is there a next logical move here that I'm missing? :eek:

Same thing I just said really.

Same things apply to a woman. Most women I have been with are pretty passive with their hands when kissing. So they are missing out on an easy way to make the kissing more intense.

You have to be less concerned with where you put your hands on a guy. However we are going to feel free to touch you where you touch us lol.

For both men and women a good sign is if they start kissing you harder, or more intensely.

For guys, he wait a little bit before you dive towards the magical areas . . keep kissing and carressing for a while. You can read her body if you pay attention to her.

Also, touching near those areas are almost as good as touching them directly. *almost* lol.

After the last two posts, let me take a cold shower.

HAHAHAHA! Gotta love Kevin Smith :)

WOW! O.P. & James I have a new found respect and admiration for both of you. :)

Armed with new information, I'm ready to go!

Just wish I had someone to practice with.

I have been told I am a great kisser!

But it has been so damn long, I wonder if I forgot how to do it:confused:

And the other thing too!:eek:

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"Shorty chunky guy who cooks food good and needs Help!":)

Filmmaker?

Back of head is nice. :)

Almost every guy I've kissed loves it when I run my fingers through his hair. I dated a guy that would just melt everytime I did that whether we were kissing or not! Is this a universal thing?

*sigh* I love kissing, but I don't have anyone to kiss right now!

Some helpful information: The lips are the most sensitive parts of our body. A little surprising, but true!

Nope, not gonna get to see Filmmaker 'til Thursday, and that's in public. Don't know when I'll get the next chance for smoochies, as neither of us is very big on PDAs.

Something else I can't stand: kissing smokers. I don't care how long it's been since your last cig, how many breath mints you've had, or how drunk I am. You still taste like tar and tobacco and it's nasty.

advice for ladies
 

start slowly when it comes to kissing and never get over aggressive because at times that may seem annoying. I'm with James on this one a bit. Take your time before you begin to touch down there. Kiss him and make sure your both feeling a little blissful before you start rubbing that area. Rubbing the lower back with your nails and the back of the head seem to do the trick. Inside of the thigh seems to be a great spot as well, right before you go towards (u know what). Also I don't mind a little nibbling as well, I find it erotic and I love it when a girl takes control from time to time.

Do I tell them they're bad kissers? The answer is yes and no.

Being the very goal-oriented guy that I am, I know exactly what I want before I throw myself into that situation. So if I have this freshman girl in my room and she's a horrible kisser, I will probably keep going and hoping it leads to more.

If it takes a while with Ms. Bad Kisser, I'm feeling dehydrated, and it's going nowhere (in other words, she smacks my hand), I will tell her I'm tired and she should go and not tell anyone about it (I phrase it much better than that, I promise). So I don't explicitly tell her, but she should reflect on the night and make sure she doesn't treat the next guy's face like a blueberry pie in a pie eating contest.

And I truly find most guys who have "techniques" for kissing to be full of crap. The only technique that I have is to pay attention to the girl and do what she likes and to use my head and not overdo it. Why do you need a general guide to tell you how every single girl will respond?? If a girl enjoys you kissing the nape of her neck and you spend the entire time kissing her collar bone and ear, then you've missed out on what makes her happy and what will eventually get you rewarded.

And for the boys who talk about going down on girls so readily, I just have to say that's all BS. I'm sorry but no matter what anybody does, oral is not an enjoyable act (although waxing and whipped cream help). The girl is not going to make her secretions taste like your favorite flavor at Baskin Robins (I recommend pistachio). So what does that mean to you?? That a guy you hardly know just offers up the fact that he would go down on a girl so quickly? To me it sounds a little fake and desperate.

Optimist Prime, I don't mean to knock you but you can't tell me you will stop kissing the girl if you're not enjoying it, to then go down on her. You can talk all you want about how you enjoy that and how you're different from every other guy (you'd probably say you more mature...more sensitive...that you want the girl to be happy), but that's just crap.

-Rudey
--Suck me beautiful