Busting a fake Kappa Sigma in Key West
 

Hey guys sorry i haven't been on in awhile, but school's been insane. Anyways, i took my pledges on their retreat to Key West over the weekend...had a blast!!!!! Anyways, I told my guys to go hang out by themselves for a couple of hours while my asst and I went down to Margaritaville. Well, I saw a guy at the bar wearing KE letters. So i got my drink and was like hey where are you a K-sig at? He was like huh?!??! What are you talking about dude(he was in his mid 30's). I was like well your wearing a Kappa Sigma FRATERNITY shirt so i assume your a brother. He's like oh thats what these letters are for, i knew it was a frat shirt. I just use it to pick up girls and makes me look cool. Im like ok whatever moron, hope you don't run into any brothers. He says, i can pass off as a frat bro man. So i finished my drink and i said man your such a tool dude. And then get this....he says,"hey at least i don't pay for my friends." I was like what?!?!?! So does that mean your pretending to buy your friends?!?!?! I just laughed and walked out. So if any of you K-sigs go down to K-West and see a guy walking around in your letters give him a beat-down. Hope everyone's summer C is going great cause i finish up on July 31st! Have a good weekend....im heading to orlando for a fun filled KD weekend baby!!!!! :-)

PS. And its Ironic because Jimmy Buffet is a K-Sig from USM.

lol, you always seem to catch those fake greeks! hahaah

WTF !!!!!!??????!!!!.:mad:

I've heard of this kind of thing happening, but you would never think it would be your own GLO.

I hope this guy runs into one of my brothers and gets the sh*t kicked out of him. What an idiot!

I hope that the guy gets the beat down of his life!

Think about it this way:

If this idiot really is in his 30s, then he is using what i would call a "desperation tactic" to try and score with girls. Now, if he wants to use a GLO as a method, then his target age for girls should be in their late teens and early twenties, girls that were born when he was maybe 15. Plus add to the fact all the career women in THIER 30s that look at this guy and laugh. AND notice he said the letters made him look cool yet he finds that we're all paying for our friends.

Now, if girls don't see him for what a loser he is........

Physical violence is agaist the law!

Dionysus is a joke.
 

Dionysus get out of here dog! If I caught some guy with FKT letters, and he wasn't a brother, beat down here we come.
-Heath

Beat down bad!

Beat Down Wrong ????
 

Dionysus is right that a beat down is bad; but if some one gets caught it is their fault. Still, fighting is wrong! To till you the truth, I don't know what I would do.

You might have the satisfaction from giving this perp a beat down, but what do you gain beside assault charges and a court date? :confused:

Violence Not the Answer
 

I know that you are using the term facetiously, but don't promote violence. Just ask for the shirt or something....It's not worth a fight. Laugh your ass off in his face, but Honeykiss1974 is right, it's not worth a court date/probation/a record.

Order a Cranberry and Vodka.
Spill it on him.


Just ruin the shirt... no law against "accidently" spilling something!


TG

Yeah, I don't think a beat-down is the proper way to go about it, even though he may deserve it.....

I once saw a kid wearing an AChiO shirt while he was walking down the sidewalk near our house. I asked him if his mom or sister was a member, and he had no clue what I was even talking about. So I asked him where he got it, and he said Goodwill - for $1.00. So, I said, would you take $3.00 for it....and he said yes. Thankfully it was warm out because I left with the shirt and made sure it got back to an AChiO.

if someone who wasn't frat was wearing some nalia....he's either taking it off, or i'm taking it off for him.

I'd be most likely to take UNFs route of laughing in hiss face and calling him a moron, but if I had a camera, or the people that worked there had a camera, I'd try to take a photo of him and label it "Moron wishing he'd gotten into Kappa Sig" and leave it for the bar, or maybe make some big deal of it (not yelling) just to make him look even more retarded...

whay is a 30 year old in a bar trying to pick up college girls anyway? And like someone said...it'd only be the VERY young ones that are impressed that he is in a fraternity (which he's not), anyone with a brain would find out in 5 secs he didn't know what he was talking about...

Wow this is unreal, how many times has this happened to you chief?

I'm starting to think you're making this up...

Good Idea, TrojanGirl.....but I have a rule against wasting drinks

haha well i really don't catch that many people wearing letters that aren't members but for some reason i get "lucky." I remember after i was first initiated an alum came up to me and asked are you a sig or you just a kid wearing the letters? I had no clue why he asked that until a couple years later when i saw a high school kid wearing sigma chi letters(his dad is a brother). It just teaches you that if you see someone wearing letters it doesn't always mean they are a member unfortunatly. Most do get them at goodwill's. I had a shirt stolen out of my gym locker once before and never found it or who took it. People just have to learn that they don't give their shirts to goodwill, give them to another member or throw them in the garbage if you don't want them.

Why would a thirty year old be hitting on educated fun-loving girls 21-24? Hope that was a rhetorical and ironic question.

LOL, hope you don't make it to 30 single dude, or are you 30 plus now? Otherwise you will have a much smaller self-imposed dating population.

Colony Members
 

When we were still a colony, one of our guys almost got beat up in Cancun for wearing a Sigma Nu shirt... Hard to tell with colony folks, they don't know how to prove they are (sort of) the real deal.

OH YEAH, everyone knows Greeks rock!
"I wanna be like you when I grow up" ;)