Possibly the biggest idiot EVER
 

A friend of mine showed me this. It's one of those online diary things... The author is so stupid, I know it has to be fake. But it's still somewhat amusing.
Note: She claims to be a Pi Phi from UCSD, but I am 99.9% sure she is lying. The pictures of her and her friends are taken of another sorority's site (from SDSU)

http://fleeting-gem.diaryland.com/index.html

catch you on the flip side
chantillylace:cool:

Oh my. I really hope that's fake... I don't think I could live with knowing someone actually talks like that.....

Wow, i got a headache from just reading her tone of voice.

That was mighty vapid. I was all, "Omigod! Why am I reading this!"

It has to be a writing exercise or something. Something that someone out there writes as fiction. It has to be.

Is she really passing herself off as a Pi Phi? Wonder where that picture is.

yeah, I esp love this entry:

http://fleeting-gem.diaryland.com/sexuallytr.html

I don't think she graduated from high school :p I'm just praying this girl isn't in college.

look at a part of her Q&A page:
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3. Hey, Cass! First off, you're the coolest and anyway, I'm trying to pledge this really kick ass sorority and I really really need your wisdom. Could you give me some guidelines so I can follow your glory? Thanx a gazillion! You rock!


Wow, thanx for asking me for advice!! I am soooo honered to answer your ??s!!!! They are so very simple things you can do to make yourself stand out and be more appealing to the girls in the soror. I mean, I don't really know what kind your pledgeing, but it sounds alot like mine. Which is great!! We have a great bunch of girls. I guess one thing I can tell you is what we look for in girls pledgeing. Well, "officially" we look for girls who are smart and have good grades and who are really into it and are leaders and stuff. But let me tell you, it the unofficial stuff that will make or brake you. I know it sounds really shallow, but looks are important. I don't just mean like the way you look, but like the way you dress and present yourself. (You should really learn to do your makeup well. You should wear stylish, but not trashy, clothes. Most of the girls who are judging you, want to see you in things that they would wear.) And basically I can give you one simple word: confidence. Be really confident in yourself and never look back. Just say to yourself, "There's not gonna be this year's pledge class with out ME." Exume confidence at all times, and your sure to be a success!!


8. How the hell did you get into UCSD?


I'm smart, where have you been!! Plus, like pracitacally my whole fam went there…but that had nothing to do with it. Anyway, I had pretty good grades, and pretty good SATs scores, so, ya know…

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YEAH RIGHT!

hahaha... yeah the "how the hell did you get into UCSD" was my favorite question too:p

Yay, another attempt to make fun of the Greek system!

This chick can't even spell. In all of her posts, she has a million misspelled words. (Not to say that i'm perfect....) But honestly...she wrote "witch" when she meant to write "which". And when she wrote Alphagam, she wrote honered. hello!!!!
And her wonderful comment of the "unofficial stuff that will make or BRAKE you" Are we talking about cars?

oh...I just cut and pasted these Q & A's from one of her LAME journal entries.

Oh my bad, i thought you wrote her...haha Ah well, she still can't spell either way.
Have you guys read her Guestbook? It is too funny. There is like 50 pages of "You're such a dumb slut" comments.....too funny

Yeah I know the guestbook is hilarious!!! That site is so stupid, but it's like addicting...

From her webpage:
"I love sitting around and talking with my buds…we love to philosophize about life and loves, family and friends. It's true."

hahahaha

Oh...mah...gaw! This is from the guest book. Looks like there is more than one of this type of Cassie person. The guest book is sick! People actually relate to the entries...

"Oh....mah...gaw! Like, this site is like the most important discovery of my life & stuff. Cuz you see after reading those stories I think we are soul sisters. Not in the black way silly. That would be funny though. If we woke up one day black and stuff. Cuz then I would have to change my name to Shaneequa or something cuz they do that stuff right? I wish you would make new posts. That way I would know how you are & everything. My boyfriend was a jerk too. I was sleeping and the stupid hospital called at like 3 AM and were all "Jeffrey has been in a accident" or something? How rude! I was sleeping! The jerks! He hasn't called back either. We're thru.

from Epicutioner
[email] [homepage]
4:55 pm - Friday,May 3, 2002 "

Yeah, those are pictures from the website for the Gamma Alpha chapter of Alpha Phi. If she were actually my sister I'd have to turn in my badge tomorrow!!
Seriously, though. I'm not worried about it. She doesn't know the names of the girls in half of her own pictures. Either she has a vendetta against one of the girls in those pictures that she "names" or she's a little kooky with a VERY over active imagination.

Aphi- You're right; the girls in the pictures are from the Gamma Alpha chapter of Alpha Phi. I would know, because I've been to the house for their annual alumnae dinners, and I've met some of them! Not to mention the pictures can also be seen on Gamma Alpha's chapter website.

Did this girl seriously think noone would catch on to her lies?:rolleyes:

I thought this was just ridiculous, but now that I know she tooks these pictures from an Alpha Phi site, I am :mad: . You can see in some of the pictures where she "blacked-out" and "whited-out" t-shirts that had A-Phi letters on it or had Alpha Phi written on it! :mad:

LOL Rowdy, I would hope that poster wrote that w IRONY in mind.

I hope she was writing it with irony in mind, too, but there were a bunch of people writing similar drivel and I began to wonder if any of them were serious...

I hope that the girl who wrote this never reproduces.

Where are the picks?
 

I can't find the picks. :(

Where'd ya'll find them?

Re: Where are the picks?
 

I believe she removed them.

From a UCSD Pi Phi
 

Chantilly,thanks for the PM a while ago. But that link never worked. But finally was able to link to the site from this thread. :)

Hmmm, being an active of chapter, I know every single one of my sisters in the California Kappa chapter of UCSD. All "her girls" she mentioned are not in my chapter. In fact, we don't have any girls by any of those names except for one Ashley and she graduated.

God, since her diary is recent, I wonder if she was a rushee last year that didn't get a bid and now is leading some schizophrenic online life? How sad.

She is definitely not a UCSD Pi Phi.

If fact, she said generations of her fam has gone to UCSD? Hmm...odd that the school took its first enrolled class in 1968. How many generations was that?

Good lord.:rolleyes:

*edited to add*

And she was supposedly an entering frosh in 2000 and began immediately talking about how much she loved being in her sorority.

Hmm, I pledged that same quarter as she supposedly did, pretty sure there was no Cassandra in my pledge class.

But this is highly entertaining. Perhaps she is an aspiring columnist for National Enquirer or some other publishing of high standards.

*Did she delete the Q's and A's section? and guest book? I can't find them.*

Jacque,

September 27, 2000 - 16:52:51

Change

So much has been going on! Rush just finished, and we have a GREAT batch of girls this year. My little sis is so awsome! Her name is Billie and she is really great. A soul mate, maybe. She is sooo funny! In our get 2 know your little sis sessions, I asked what she was majoring in and she was all "partying!" My kind of gal!!!!! She is so mature for 18.

Look at the date. She would have been a member when you pldged. BUT, the psycho failed to realize that on September 27, 2000 rush would have been STARTING, not ending.

Rush at UCSD never ends earlier than October 1! I remember on Sept 25, 2000 I had to crash a PRE-RUSH WORKSHOP to drop off my lil's birthday cupcakes. :D


**edit**

March 16, 2001 - 10:49 p.m.

SPRING BREAK!!!!!!!!

Oh my god!!!!! We're heare!!!!! It is sooooo bomb!!!!!! It is so beautiful!! The motel we're staying at (yes, a motel, I know, it's pretty low class, but we didn't get our plane tix till really late, so they cost us two arms and two legs!!!!!! Plus all the hotels were totally booked!!) Anyway, it doesn't matter cuz our surroundings are so beautiful!!! I can't even discribe it!!! Anyway, it's not like we came here to spend time in a hotel…or sleep!!!!

So the first thing we did was get some grub and brought it back to the room and ate. It was really good!!! (The Mexican food here is sooo good!!!!) So next it was getting kinda late, but that didn't stop us from getting all dolled up for the club
scene!!! Syd had the low down on the all the clubs for college kids!!! It was gonna be great!! (Not too many "locals"…)

Anyway, so when we got home from that we were smashed and just crashed out on the beds…what a nite!!!

This vaca is gonna be awesome!!!!!

AGAIN! Look at the date. SPRING BREAK???? NOT AT UCSD!!!!! Try going into 10th week. The week before FINALS!!!!!!!

PSYCHO PSYCHO BITCH!!!

As much as I hate dragging up old threads....
 

I was looking at some of my old posts and decided to see if this check had dropped her facade yet. She sort of did. So she's confessed to not being a UCSD student. Now if she'll only confess to not really being in a sorority!

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!
 

I got brain rash just by reading this piece of crap! I tried to look for those pilfered photos, but couldn't find the link(s). This girl is a poser times two!
http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmili...party/barf.gif http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/index3.htm http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/nut.gif :eek:

Say la vee!

i go to sdsu and i dont think shes a pi phi from here...i wish their were pics, but i think she must be lying in general