This is just too much, she did what?
 

Woman accused of cutting off man's buttocks, leaving him near death on rural Ala. road
Thu Jun 13, 5:35 PM ET
By JAY REEVES, Associated Press Writer

BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - A woman enraged at her boyfriend attacked him with a utility knife and cut off nearly all of his buttocks, leaving him near death on a dark, rural road, a prosecutor said Thursday.


The injuries were so severe investigators initially believed the victim was sexually tortured and dragged behind a car in a possible hate crime.

The man has not fully described what happened to police, but they said they believe his girlfriend acted alone. She was arrested Wednesday and charged with attempted murder.

"The gruesome nature of the injuries is almost mind-boggling," said District Attorney Chris McCool. "With the trauma of the attack, how do you talk about that?"

Kimberly King, 26, of Aliceville was jailed without bail. "This ain't right," she told a TV news crew as she was arrested.

King did not yet have a lawyer Thursday.

King and her boyfriend had been at a bar in Mississippi late Saturday or early Sunday, McCool said. They left separately after an argument.

Police said she pulled up behind his vehicle on an isolated highway near Aliceville, and began stabbing him with a large knife. When he fell, "she got down on him and just started cutting," McCool said.

The victim, Rodney Outlaw, 25, regained consciousness some time later, and drove about nine miles (15 kilometers) to the nearest home. He remained hospitalized Thursday.

Aliceville is about 80 miles (130 kilometers) southwest of Birmingham.



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I laughed when I read this BUTT that's not cool, whoa!
I know I was wrong for that :(

DAAAAYYYYUUUMMM!!!!! Another Lorena Bobbitt case!!!!!

Did she remove the man's throbbing member and gonads? From this story, it just looked like she hacked off his gluteus maximus gigas.
:p :p :confused: :eek:

Re: This is just too much, she did what?
 

Um,... no comment :eek: :confused:

Okay. I am beginning to really fear women now. Officially.

**EVIL LAUGH** GOOD. We WANT you to be. http://www.plaudersmilies.de/redbite.gif http://www.plaudersmilies.de/laugh1.gif

This chick is crazy. I bet she says something like her period was on and she got carried away:p

Now will someone PLEEEEEZZZZ tell me, how in the WORLD do you CUT OFF someone's BUTT with a UTILITY KNIFE? I mean, I just can't see that right now. And would someone also PLEEEEZZZZ tell me, how in the WORLD can someone DRIVE after having their BUTT CUT OFF? Something ain't right about this story. Something just ain't right. I'm wondering what exactly does one THINK about when they do stuff like this? I just don't know if I'm ready to believe that this woman cut that man's butt off with JUST a UTILITY KNIFE. I just haveto ask myself, was he lacking THAT much in the buttocks area (this HAD to be a white man because we KNOW that if it were a BROTHER, she would STILL be there cutting, right?)? :D :D :D :D WHAT exactly were her cutting methods (spiral--like for onions? long--like for meats? dicing-like for veggies?)? How long did it take her to cut it? HOW did he drive (did he drive with one knee under himself as a cushion? did he sit like on his hip or something?)? And what did she DO with this man's butt (throw it in the field? throw it in the trash? put it in his trunk?)? Will he be able to have BUTT REPLACEMENT SURGERY or something? I mean, these are some of the questions that makes a person go
HUUUMMMMMM!!!! :D :D :D

Hmmm,

Well, I guess there will be no more BOOTY calls for him :D

LOL

What the hizzee??? :eek: :eek:

The question is, how do you let someone cut off your whole, entire butt?
Oh yeah, btw, I heard that laugh, Crimson!!! And Korkscru, though we have a history of agreeing on topics, your dissertation of this ones has me shivering!

*runs away in fear, clutching his buttcheeks*

CTFU. CTFU. CTFU.

Whatever! shut up!:rolleyes:

Or maybe she found out that he had cheated on her. :o :eek:

LOL!
 

Cheated on her?!!! All these genital and butt slashers strolling around. What is society coming to? Whatever happened to a good old fashioned beatdown?!!!!!

Be faithful my brethren, be faithful, lest you lose your SEAT!!!

by your response - you must know the feeling

:p

Re: LOL!
 

weeeelllllllll, whatever happened to loyalty, INTEGRITY? hmmmmm, just like beatdowns- A THING OF THE PAST!

ummmm right - i'm in a good mood and will take the BAAAASSSSHHHHING TODAY - even the rude remark when i really want to say kiss my $@% but that would also be rude and ironic.:D

DAG!

I've been sitting in this office all day working my butt off and now I gotta read this crazy mess at the end of a hard day

*Rain Man remembers the thread topic* :o

*Homer Simpson voice* D'OH!!:p

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L O L

This post has my insides hurting!!!

Too much!! LOL!!!

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Okay... LOL at AKA2D.

Loyalty and integrity? I think that it's kinda funny that some of you assume that he HAD to have cheated to get that treatment.*... still nervously clutching his butt cheeks...*

Re: ?
 

I am not ASSUMING that he "had to have cheated". . . my comment was just a theory. She could have cut off his butt for a number of reasons, including, but not limited to the following:

1. Cheating
2. Kicking her azz so she cut his off :p
3. Baby Mama Drama
4. He called her out of her name
5. He was gay

When I made the comment about cheating, it was more of a reply to the oh so cocky theory of the Professor.

Actually, I was playfully goading AKA 2D on, Crimson... I know that was just a theory.
Your list of potential theories is hilarious! If she did that because of his sexual orientation...

Re: Re: ?
 

Oh no...this thread is going to send me into cardiac arrest! Maybe now men will learn to act right or watch their @ss...literally!

Period or not :rolleyes: a man needs to understand that in the 2002 women are no longer about the games. We don't play the radio. TLAW, clutch tight man! :D Just kidding, you seem to be an okay guy. ;)

Now my Sisterfriends, I wouldn't be so quick to ASSUME that the man did something wrong. TLAW, you're my boy and we DO tend to agree on a lot of stuff. So given the NATURE and INTENSITY of this, let's say... MATTER, I'm inclined to believe something else was the precipitating factor which caused this... SITUATION. I mean, people (men and women), who are in relationships or married, cheat, argue, and curse each other on a DAILY basis. This story is VERY unique because I've NEVER heard of such a thing in my life. So, I'm not going to be quick to assume that this man cheated or something like that (although 9 times out of 10 it's probably the case). HOWEVER... I'm thinking that this lady, IF she did this, was just plain ole' CRAZY. She HAS to have some kind of mental health diagnosis or something. Maybe she had an episode of insanity. Maybe one of her other personalities took over during that time. Maybe...no, it's OBVIOUS that she had some kind of psychotic episode. If not, then what in God's name did this man do that was so bad that this woman had to "cut his a*%". :D :D :D I just know one thing. I bet that he'll think TWICE before he gets involved with anyone else.

Yeah, TLAW, nowadays, men haveto LITERALLY "watch their backs" because you never know WHAT will happen, right?

My theory is that he cheated. She probably wasn't going to cut his A$$ off, but cut his penis off. I guess his felt his penis was worth protecting more than his ass. http://www.plauder-smilies.de/sad/nixweiss.gif

I don't know really. This is just my thoery.:p

LMAO!!!

Hey ya'll, I'm so sorry for posting this but it was just too ironic to me that I received this joke in my e-mail today. I know it's not the same thing but just the same subject. So here goes:

Butt Cheek

A young lady got into a terrible car accident. Her face was
burned terribly. The doctors couldn't use any skin on her body to
graft onto her face for reconstructive surgery. As a result, her
husband offered the skin off his butt for the surgery. She had
the surgery and was as beautiful after as she was before the
surgery.

One night she and her husband were watching TV when she broke
down crying. "What's the matter?" her husband asked.

She said "I can't believe you did this for me."

Her husband hugged her and replied, "Don't worry about it, I love
you, and I'd do anything for you."

But how will I ever repay you?" she asked.

With which he replied, "You don't need to repay me, you wouldn't
believe the satisfaction I get every time I see your mom kiss you
on the cheek."

I know I haven't posted in awhile but,


Oh my goodness, I can't breathe!..................this whole thread (especially this story) has me rollin...(ctfu).............

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from butt cuttin' ground zero.. Birmingham AL
 

These Edwina Scissorhandz females are just crazy... If we flip it.. you'll see the light...

If a dude cut a hoarz breast off just because she cheated, he'd never see the light outside his padded room or jail cell again..

that's one way to looka at it
 

Tell em, Swamp... tell em...

and on the real..
 

We assume infedelity and abuse because that makes sense.. But, just like the white Lady who drowned her 5 kids.... SOME FOLKS ARE JUST CRAZY AND THERE IS NO LOGIC TO WHAT THEY DID !!!!

cut off a whole arse? :eek:

How does dude do #2 from now on the rest of his life...

His 'BUCKET SEATS' ain't NO GUUD no mo in his Auto..

All his pants have to be retailored...

Another Possible Reason & Response to Swamp
 

continued from yesterday,

he could have called out the wrong name in the passionate moment and she decided to literally "fix his ass.":p :o :eek:


CTFU @ you. The funniest part is the pants having to be retailored.

I am thinking of the scene in Friday when the dad got bit in the azz by the dog and was laying face down for the whole day.

Phone Convo with his Boys:

Butt No Mo Man: What you doing?
Friend: Sitting around on my azz!! What about you?
Butt No Mo Man: Aaaaaw man, I can't even do that no more, namean?

CTFU

I just have one word for this... HOW?!?!

...i guess there really are no if, and, nor butts... im sorry :p lol

Re: Another Possible Reason & Response to Swamp
 

LMAO!!!!
http://www.swacpage.com/vbulletin/im...ilies/lmao.gif

NOW YOU KNOW YOU WAS WRONG !!! :D

** CTFU **

You know what else. . .
 

. . . poor man will no longer be able to LHAO, he can LOL, ROFL, but no more will he be able to say to his friends: "Yo dawg, I am laughing my azz off." :( :o :p

Well, if he ever got into a fight, he would ALWAYS win. he will never have to go around saying "man, that dude kicked my a$$" :D