American Idols
 

I am over here CTFU @ how these people with no talent are coming on here singing and JACKING UP SONGS!!!

Who's watching?
The British man is evil as hell. LOL

lol..i watched about 15 minutes of it..died! funniest sh*t ever! that one chick who said that they didn't know anything about talent when they said she sucked..and that paula abdul was just jealous..yeah, gee..they sure knew a hell of a lot what they were talkin about BEFORE they told you you sucked, didn't they?! And that other crazy girl...the one who came back after they told her she sucked? who was all crazy like. funny..

I thought the show was hilarious! Simon, the British judge, was extremely harsh though. Yes, many of the people he insulted were awful, but some of them weren't that bad and he was like "you are the worst thing I've ever heard." I can't believe that some people just can't understand that they aren't star material...why would you embarrass yourself like that?

Side note: did anyone else notice that the Miami girl, Alexandra, was the same girl that was rejected from Popstars 1 & 2?

Oh my
 

I just don't know what to say. I never knew there were so many untalented people out there. And why oh why must they go on national tv and embrass themselves.

Anyway my coments:

Simon- (the British dude) Dang, it's like you had PMS or something. He remained me of old girl from The Weakest link. It was funny the first couple of times,but after a while it got old. Chill out just a little dude.

Rose-how are you going to go to an audtion and tell the judges that you weren't even trying to sing the right words? It's an audition for to be singer

Tamika-umm girl. You need to take it down about 2 or 3 levels. It's not that serious. And why would Paula Abual be jealous of you for?

That chick in Dallas, that fell flat on her a$$ after her audition, you lost major cool points. That was some funny mess right there.

Overall, I had a really good laugh over some of the people. I think my favorite person was old girl with the blond hair who a)looked like sraight trash and b) was all I'm 22, I can sing,I'm beautiful. You have my number call me if you change your mind.

I got her number all right. I got a question, that girl Alexandra who audition in Miami, was she on Popstars 1 and 2?

My girlfriend made me watch this.... I truly fealt embarassed for some of those folks. To be THAT tone deaf and not even know it. Amazing.

The British guy being harsh I think was extremely necessary in some of these people's cases. They were wasting waaay too much time on something they could never do.

I think it really showed a lot of how singers are made, not born.

Simon is soooooo much like old girl from the Weakest Link. He getting into it with Paula Abdul made it even more hilarious.

When old girl fell flat on her ass I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR CTFU.

This definitely showed that SHOWER SINGING and real singing are 2 different things.

Tomorrow will be even better.

That one guy that tried out in 3 different cities was HILARIOUS to me.


One more. AMNESIA --- TRANSVESTITE fa sho. I saw the Adam's Apple and the hair on her face.

This was such good comic relief.

Re: Oh my
 

Yes, she was.

Most of the people with no talent and the worse attitudes. If they were so good then why aren't they already famous?
I wonder if they act like that in job interviews? I'd be embarressed to know any of them.
I know I can't sing- I don't even sing in church. Too bad not everyone knows what they are or are not good at.

That was some damn funny stuff!:D
Tamika I mean Tam-EEEE-ka was the funniest.

I liked Paula Abdul's comment about having more ambition than talent. Ouch!

That british guy is the coolest. Its good he tells it like it is.

The blonde girl who sang "Lady Marmalade" was SO FUNNY I almost peed my pants! Did she remind anyone else of Ana Gasteyer on SNL when she does the music teacher Bobbi Culp?

Simon: "Have you ever had singing lessons?"
Blonde Girl: "Very few."
Simon: "Who was your teacher?"
Blondie: "This lady in Montana."
Simon: "Do you have a lawyer?"
Blondie: "No."
Simon: "Well get one, and sue that voice teacher!"

LMAO LMAO LMAO :D

THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST ISHT i had heard in a good little while.

I saw just a few minutes of this - the girl who was trying to sing "what a girl wants" was just TERRIBLE. I also liked the girl who they told she was extrordinarily bad. She looked so shocked!

I loved the little guy who did the Britney medly - he was actually pretty good!

i'm watching it right now...this is some funny shit. simon rocks, i wish i could be paied a ton of money to tell people they suck...lol.

Gasping for air
 

Oh my Lord, I do not remember the last time I've laughed this HARD!!! :D

I'm hooked.

I didnt get to see the show but the commercials were so funny!
I couldnt believe how upset the people were getting! Or even happy for that matter, like the chick that fell under the table! hee hee hee!!!!!!

So who's watching tonight?

Im watching right now...some of these people are HILLAROUS!!!!!

that guy who basically told them alloff he was funny...and the broadway diva...very funny! omg this show is ridiculous but funny

anyone else watching??

Oh yeah...does anyone else think they have enough flashes of the coke cups...they are using them everywhere...

product placement!!!

i was juuuuust thinking that. I don't like COKE so I might have gone home before singing.:p

OH GOSH, the broadway diva! He had me CTFU!!!!

so what did everyone think of tonight's episode?

It was alright. I felt bad for the girl who forgot the words to the song she was singing and the peeps in the audience had to help her out.

Looking forward to some interesting performances from the final 30

The show is going to suck now because we get to vote instead of the judges that was the funniest and best part.

okay..while watching the voting and revealing who will be selected process tonight..was anyone else reminded of rush??

I miss Tamika. :(

LOL
 

Cream you are too funny.

I miss Tamika was all you wanted to say huh? lol!


QTE;)

When is it on again? I want to see it. The commercials look hilarious.

Ok here's more
 

lol! Tamika was funny! Ta MEEE ka :D

Last night I watched it, and they were so unprepared. This is an opportunity of a lifetime, and most couldn't even learn the words to the songs. :rolleyes: What a mess! I liked the guy with the deaf parents.

It does suck that the judges aren't really 'judging' anymore. BUT, apparanlty they will not be holding back their comments. The only crappy thing is that the rest of the people are really good. What is there to bash anymore?

I thought Simon was HILARIOUS. He was totally harsh. But common!!! That poor kid with the blue visor, (You've GOT to know who I mean) was soooo sad. I thought he was just nervous until they showed him outside singing again and he sucked just as bad. What was he thinking?

pathetic kid: "Well, this is my first audition"
simon: "and it should be your last!"

I thought the looks on the contenstants faces when Simon shot them down in his oh so special way was PRICELESS. They looked dumbfounded, unable to injest what had just been said to them. LOL.

It was also pretty funny when someone would be shot down but they'd start singing again anyway in hopes the judges would change their mind.

And Cheese Lady...LOL. That girl was too much. "Oh. I'm coming to Hollywood! I know I'm the best. I'll see you there!". LOL.

I honestly think this show is the best thing to ever happen to reality t.v. (toss up with the Osbournes :) ). It is the most brilliant marketing. Of course they'll be hugely popular. The American public chose them to be!

Wondering if I'm allowed to vote all the way up here in Canada. Do we get to help pick the American Idol????

Did you all notice though how so many of the finalists sounded the same? I mean, they sing in the same type of style...it's kind of hard to distinguish one from the other. Do we really need another guy who sounds like Usher or another Whitney/Mariah/Toni wannabe??? Hopefully, the winner will be somewhat unique, and have his/her own style-there were a couple of performers who did...

I do not like Miami Spice(know the two I am talking about?). They are okay singers, but not great- I can't believe they made it to the final round. I think they were only chosen bc they dress skanky.

Miami Spice lol! :D
When will this show be on again?

You are SOOOOOOOOOOOO right. I was watching the show with my friend and we were both sitting there asking if they're trying to create a new 'American Idol', or if they want a new Britney Spears. Those girls are totally Shakira, Britney, Mandy, Christina (etc., etc., etc.) esk. That really bothered me too.

There was one girl who didn't make it who had such a beautiful and unique voice...the one who the audience had to help while she was singing...and she didn't make it. I think she had WAY more talent than the aptly named 'Miami Spice'.

Looks like the show is going to produce an 'Oops I did it again' American Idol.

I used to think Paula Abdul was an empty headed, no-talent nothing. But now I respect and like her a lot because she is trying to be so nice and encouraging. Plus she isn't afraid to tell Simon to go *&%$ himself for being such a dick.

I really can't believe how bad some of those people are. Why would anyone embarrass themsef like that if they have no look and no talent????? Awful.

I was listening to Howard Stern on the way to work this morning and they were interviewing Simon.

Come on Howard...you can do better than that.

It's on again tonight at 9:00 on Fox!:D

last nite
 

someone PLEASE tell me they saw this mess last night. Girl #1 sang my SONG! i was blowing the phone lines up tryna vote for her, but alas they were busy all night.

i really think SIMON has racial/cultural issues.. Did anyone else think the "chilean kareoke" comment was a little rude?

and WHY was that girl (britney spears/christina aguilera wannabe) JUST barely 17? Her mama needs to be shot.

What was ol' boy with the multicolored locks doing? where was his shirt? how u gon wear a blazer with no shirt? he could have at least went don johnson and wore a lil undershirt or something.

What posessed rondesha (or whatever her name is)to sing daydream believer?

and who else besides me thinks the two interviewer dudes on the couch were sitting WAAAAAY too close to each other?

So... Out of the 10 last night who would all of you pick?

Personally, I really like that girl Ryan Starr. She's gorgeous, has her own funky style, and a great voice. Too bad the judges kinda went off on her choice of songs.

I also adore Chris, the guy who went last. He's fiiiiiine, he's smooth, and like everyone kept saying, he's so cool.

As for who I want to win the third spot.. That's a hard one. I think Kelli has an awesome voice. The judges were way harsh when they basically told her she's not Whitney. I also think Natalie is pretty darn talented for a 17 year old.

Being mean for a moment... Rodesia and No Shirt boy are so out of there.

Anybody else?

Man, I really cannot believe Jim was voted into the next round. As mean as it is to say, I really believe the vote had something to do with Simon's comments. I thought it would be Adriel or Chris...they are both more talented.

Man I can't believe this!!
 

I am glad about Tamara but the other two ---NO WAY!!! I cannot believe Chris did not MAKE IT!! JIM WAS TERRIBLE AND I TOTALLY AGREED WITH WHAT SIMON SAID LAST NIGHT!!!! I know people hate him but I think his HONESTY is WAY PAST DUE!!!