Fake Artists
 

SoRhors and Sisterfriends who gets on your last nerve whenever you see or hear them performing.

The following artists really get on my nerves:

1. Jennifer Lopez - J. Lo
2. Ashanti - The girl can't sing and I sick of that song
3. Carmen Diaz - she really can't act
4. Sean "Puffy" Combs - get real
5. Mya - stick to dancing only!
6. Backstreet Boys and all of those other boy bands that think they can dance. (Please sit down!)


Serioussigma22:rolleyes:

1. J. Lo I agree with
2. Ashanti needs to sit down and stick to singing hooks, you can actually make a good career of that!
3. Camren Diaz IS played and not that great.
4. Hey, I like Puffy, he is an ENTERTAINER, like.....*ahem* HAmmer.
5. Mya CAN sing me an you gonna fight over this one :mad:
6. Backstreet boys suck...98 degrees sucks, ...O-Town SURELY SUCKS

but if you say a word about NSync I may have to go Rambo on you sis... LOL
them boys actually have TALENT. when I first saw them on Saturday Night live do a song acappella ("I thought She Knew") I threw my hands up because they can SANG. Then I saw them on some predominately white Award show and out of ALL THE GROUPS that came up on stage they were the only one s who said "We'd like to thank our Lord and savior Jesus Christ"

big plus in my book...:)

OK, Brother HaDoKen, you know if Mya wasn't light skinned, skinny and had long hair, you'd have a different opinion!!;)j/k I have to admit to agree with you on N'Sync. When the surge of boy bands came about, I disliked all of them because in my opinion there's been no one greater than New Kids On the Block(c'mon you thirty-somethings--you know Please Don't Go Girl was the JAM!!) The turning point for me about N'Sync was when they remade That's the Way Love Goes on MTV Icon honoring Janet Jackson. Those boys rocked that song. I guess I can't be mad that they figured out the way to make hits is to get African American choreographers, voice coaches, and arrangers.

I know that I cant stand the new person Sharissa....in my opinion, she is a hot mess!

I also cant stand Tia and Tamera Mowry...I hated 'Sister Sister'!

Brandy is about to get on my nerves too!

Okay ... I just have a few names!!!
 

1. Jennifer Lopez - she just get's on my LAST nerve!
2. Brandy-too fake for me
3. Ashanti-can't sing
4. Mya - sho' nuff can't sing
5. ALL OF THE WHITE BOY BANDS (except Nsync-they aight')
6. SHAKIRA - That's just a "wigglin' " mess
7. Mary J. Blige-I know I am going to get cussed out for this one.
8. The Olsen twins .. okay--they scare me:eek:
9. Lil' Romeo (just that rap he does with the michael jackson hook on it- drives me NUTS!!!)


I think that's it for now... but I will be back!!

The Cant Stand List
 

1. Mya - She needs to have a seat
2. J-Lo - although her new movie ENOUGH is tight, she still need to hang up singing.
3. Fresh Prince of Bel-Air reruns - Sick of it!! I know yall said artists, but I had to throw that in there.
4. Ashanti - I agree sing the hook ONLY!!
5. Lil Romeo - Just tryna be like Bow Wow
6. Brandy - starting to irk me too with this new baby and all. I mean its cool she is about to have a baby and all, but must you appear on everyones show and talk about it.


There are more, but thats all I have for right now!!

Okay I am back....
 

and the list goes on...........

10. Britney Spears - I want her to please have a seat!
11. Christina Aguelera(I know I spelled her name wrong) - I just do not think she is ALL that!
12. R-Kelly- HE CAN WRITE but he CANNOT SING!!

Thank you! I thought I was the only one who said R Kelly can't sing.

Brandy - been sick of her since the first song (Monica is my girl!)

Ashanti - what's up with this song that I am sick and tired of hearing? :rolleyes:

Jennifer Lo - can't sing

Mya - just dance please.


Now Soror Unique, you know Mary J. is Saturday night house party, Sunday morning praise and Monday morning blues all wrapped up in one voice. What you talking bout?
:p

I must AGREE withyou there Soror BlueReign but she sounds a HOT mess!!!;)

Fake Artists
 

Hey Sorors and Sisterfriends


#1) B2K- I admit I like their song "Got to be" (I think that is the title), but I just think they appear too grown and seem to be just another fad group.
#2) Pink- Girl can sing, but it is just something about her that seems a little off
#3) Mariah Carey-Proof that true talent means nothing if you are a complete moron
#4) Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown-Need I say more:rolleyes:
#5) Eddie Griffin :eek:

But I Love Mary J. Blige:D Is she ghetto, YES...but she puts her heart and soul in every performance and she keeps it real.

Tenacious1922

let me see
 

1. J-Lo

2. Brandy

3. Aaliyah(sorry)

4. John Black from Days of our Lives and his whispering self

5. Destiny's Child or should I just say Beyonce?

6. Ashanti, really can't sing

7. I love me some Ja Rule, but tell me is he a rapper or a R&B singer?

8. Mya? Who is that? LOL

9. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon together. They are good actors, but dang can u two just seperate and do your own thing!!!

10. M.C. Hammer, if I see him one more time when I pass by the Christian channel I will scream

11. TBA.......

Re: let me see
 

Soror, I thought I was the only person who did not think Aaliyah was all that good of a singer. I mean she could dance her behind off but sing... well.
Destiny's "Chilren" got on my nerves a long time ago. I just sort of tune them out now.
I asked the same question about Ja Rule the other day. I mean can I get some clarification!!! LOL:D

Re: Okay ... I just have a few names!!!
 

J. Lo CANNOT SING, SHE SOUNDS FLAT AS A PANCAKE

Ashanti----I'm not impressed with her, and it seems she is being shoved down our throats. I actually heard her described as the "Princess of R&B and Hip Hop" From ONE CD and 2 guest hooks.....puleeze!!

Shakira....I HOT MESS, bad hair (Please decide, blonde or brunette....DYE THOSE ROOTS, AND CUT ABOUT 10 INCHES OFF), she SUCKED on Divas Las Vegas, trying keep up with Mary J! She missed ALL of her cues, and sounded HORRIBLE!!


Brittany Spears ENOUGH ALREADY. She can't sing, and PLEEZE put some clothes on, just once!!! The best thing she every did was date Justin Timberlake!!

Sorhors and Friends,

I need to add some more folks to my list:

Please tell Eddie Fisher to stop the madness

R. Kelly needs help - please call 911 for the brotha!

Boyounce let's not go there!

Mary J. Blige is ghetto but she was very good in concert in Feb. I do love the child.

Will Smith and his wife Jada Pinkett please just sit down and fade away in the sunset.

Will Smith's oldest son is now trying to act and rap - why?

Britney needs to be speared!

Pink can sing, but the girl looks like she needs a bath.

Serioussigma22

:eek:

Personally, I care not to hear:

1. R. Kelly

2. Genuwine (I know ladies, but I just don't see it... never have.)

3. Snoop Dogg (No thanks.)

4. Big Tymers (like lil kids w/ a lot of money)

5. Ashanti (I honestly think she's a "succes" because she's backed by JaRule. Has leverage.)

I LOVE...

1.B2K!!!!! lol... can't help it, soRHOrs, 3/4 of those lil boys are too cute... I'd go crazy over them too if I was young again...

2. Lil Bow Wow (He's so adorable and mannerable in person.)

3. Will Smith (his lyrics need not to contain b****s & hoes in every other sentence... and if you listen, it's pretty deep.

4. Aaliyah (a lot of talents in one person. She brings emotions out of people... 4 page letter??? *having flashbacks*)

5. J.Lo (she's doing her thing in acting & designing clothes, which actually look decent. I can't knock her for going after her dreams. She's had a hard life... )

Just my personal additives for a grand total of $1,922.22

lol
 

1. B2k

2. Lil Bow Wow - "take you home" should have been off 106 & Park's countdown a long time ago.

3. Manny Fresh

4. I'll be back

Here is my list:

Nelly http://www.plauder-smilies.de/icon16.gif No comments for a no - talent with no teeth.

Charli Baltimore Her voice is quite annoying on the Ja Rule single "Down A** Chick

Vita, Ashanti......basically, the whole MURDER INC. clique

Evander Holyfield with his head buttin' self.

That's all I can think of now..............

Okay... I am rolling over that no-teeth smilie. Whew!!

1. Beyonce.... Bee--hee-eee-eee-yon-ceeeeeeeeeeee. She gets special points for being pimped by her folks and being really annoying at the same time. She need to go to the alps with all that yodeling...

2. J-Lo... gets special get on my friggin nerve points for not being able to carry a note in a bucket, the n-word, being married for five minutes, and not standin' by her thug, I mean Puffy.

3. Ashanti... two words VOCAL COACH!!! Kelli Price can sing hooks forever and still get paid. Ashanti can't, but there is professional help available for her no-singin' behind.

4. Ja-Rule... Is it just me, or does dude look like Scooby-Doo's nephew Scrappy?

5. Britney Spears... Cause you can't effectively sell virginity in a g-string.

6. Puffy... His Behind the Music was not better than Rick James. I want a refund for the time I spent watching that junk. (Yeah, I know it's basic cable, but still)

7. Now if I see that commercial for NSync's choreographer's video again, I am going to start a protest. *Ain't no lie, bye bye bye*:rolleyes:

8. Mya... really should stick to dancing and maybe enroll in the vocal class Ashanti so badly needs.

9. I can't believe somebody attacked the Royal Family of R&B, Bobby and Whitney Houston Brown.:D

HATERS :p

FREE DIONNE WARWICK!!! FREE DIONNE WARWICK!!!

Sorhor TRSimons,

Girl, all I can do is laugh about free Dionne Warwick!:D That's is some funny sh$#.

Serioussigma22:D

Okay, y'all had me straight rolling over here!!!! I thought I was the only one that was tired of that irritating choreographer!!! Ain't his name Darren or Damon somethin'?

Now as for Dionne -- I don't think she wants to be FREED!! She is feeling FINE right where she IS!!!

All female rappers

Will and Jada

Kelis

Ashanti

Eminem

Ying Yang Twins

I'll be back with more.

I forgot to mention:

Ludacris

Tweet and anyone else who is affiliated with Missy Elliot in any way, shape or form

Jermaine Dupri

R Kelly

Jay Z

P Diddy

J Lo and Cris

Sorhors and Sisterfriends,

I'm still laughing my head off about some of the folks that made the fake artist list.

First we must add some of those little boy singers -

Lil' Rhomeo

I know that I will catch some heat for this one but I'm also tired of Lil' Bow wow and any other singer that starts his artist name with Lil' - What happened to just being a kid?

I also heard that Britney Spear is probably using her cd during her live concerts. I just watched a piece of a show I believe on 20/20 about Britney faking her concerts! The audience could here her voice but she wasn't singing while the song was in motion. Now she is the queen of Fake Artist!

Serioussigma22:cool:

Finally, someone who agrees!! They are so annoying!:rolleyes: :mad:

SigmaRhoyalty2K1

For the most part these are singers that get on my nerves but that doesn't mean that I don't listen to some of their songs.

India Arie-sorry just not feeling her and pissed off that she won for best R&B artist at the BET awards

Beyonce-did you'll hear her new song????:eek:

Star from hot 97-Sorry had to throw that in there

Trina

My neck my back chick

Whoa, lol! Not to disagree (this is your opinion afterall), but Kelis is the realest!

And have you heard Tweet's whole CD? The fire!

Folks I might take a lot of heat for this one but I'm really getting sick a tired of hearing about Brandy and that baby!

Yes, the girl can carry a tune but you would think that she was the only young woman out there having a baby! And her mother is really annoying too! I just sat down and watched her diary program on MTV! Brandy and the crew really need to get a life.


Serioussigma22:eek:

I haven't heard Tweet's entire CD, but Oops Oh My and Call Me stink! Her voice really isn't the best and those Timbaland beats just make matters worse.

Kelis needs to join Mya and Ashanti in search of a good vocal , no excellent vocal coach.

These days it seems you only need a mediocre singing voice and good looks to get a recording contract. Shoot, I need to get a demo together.

Ah-Hah!!! lol! The rest of her CD is NOTHING like Oops and Call Me (bonus tracks not included, cause they kinda are, lol). For real, you gotta check out the rest of the CD!

You are so RIGHT!!
 

I totally agree!! The media is milking that story for everything they can get from it!!! WHO cares??:rolleyes:

I will take your advice! But I have to wonder, what on earth posessed her to release Oops first, if it isn't representative of her entire CD.