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Do I Have A Flashing Neon Sign That Says Freaks Only Over My Head
that only freaks can see.
OK. My Bday. Apr 12. Met this guy in bar. He was cute. Seemed OK. We exchanged #'s. Upon second thought, and remembering what happened the LAST time I met a guy in a bar on my birthday, (http://130.94.21.174/gcforums/showth...=30th+birthday)... I thought I better avoid this one. 3 weeks later, he calls, at midnight on a Friday. Leaves this seriously strange message "It would be a dream come true to hang out with you, page me" I didn't call. at 1:15AM this morning my phone rings-- Hi Amy, I met you at Red Rocks on your birthday, you're seriously sexy and I'm the handsome massage therapist who looks like Luke Wilson, well , I'm just hanging out here alone in my one bedroom apartment looking for someone to hang out with and it would be great to hang out with you, Give me a ring on my pager, I'm the GQ massage therapist who cooks and cleans IN THE NUDE and I'd love to get together with you, I'm a seriously cool and sexy and funny guy and you won't regret it. OK, AGAIN, I MUST STRESS, its was 1:15 AM!!!!!!! Seriously, I am beginning to think I need to move away from L.A. WHAT IS WITH THIS WHACKO??? |
haha, that is hysterical (sorry to be laughing at your trauma, but it is really funny!).
Don't worry, though, you're not alone. It seems like everytime I go out, the only freak in the entire place singles me out to talk to. For example, this past Friday night, I went to a bar that's usually pretty cool and has lots of cute guys, and this scary 1-toothed backwoods genetic mistake came over and started hitting on me and trying to dance with me. Once I finally got rid of him, I had to deal with all of my friends making fun of me and telling me to go hang out with "that hot guy" I had been talking to. :rolleyes: But at least when it happens, it makes for an amusing story afterwards. |
Amy,
I don't think it's just you but I think it might be the guys who populate bars on Sunset. I have met some pretty strange creatures at Red Rock, SkyBar, Saddle Ranch and Bar Marmont. I don't know where they come from but I hope for the future of our city that they go back there soon. We'll have to find bars with decent single guys to hang out with -- we can make it our mission. Take care, Laura |
I've got one of those, but this time it was my own *%$* fault.
I was at the library studying for an exam, and saw this incredibly gorgeous guy. We kept making eye contact and smiling at each other, but I couldn't work up the guts or a decent excuse to go over by him and start talking to him. So, feeling a little goofy, and confident that I looked extra nice that day, I decided to make an unusual move. I wrote on a piece of paper: "Hi. I'm Ginger. You're cute and I'm single, here's my number if you're interested." I figured...the guy is in a library...in the law section no less...very nicely dressed...he's probably a law student or something...smart, attractive...good catch, right? So as I walked out the door, I put it on the table he was sitting at and smiled at him. Well, I forgot about it after a day or two, and never really expected anything to come out of it...it was just a funny story to tell my friends. About a week later my phone rings and I answer. "Hey, this is Andrew, is this Ginger?" Now, not knowing anyone named Andrew, I was a bit confused, but I said yes, I was Ginger. "Yeah, I'm the guy from the library...I got your note and thought you were a fine piece of ass, wanna come over tonight and hook up?" :eek: I played stupid and acted like I didn't know who he was, and eventually ended up hanging up on him. Ew! Freak! So guys, this is why we don't approach you....there's just too many wierdos out there!!! |
OMG Ginger! that is too gross. Yeah, I edited exactly what FREAKO 'GQ Massage therapist who cooks and cleans in the nude" said about me, but it was along those lines as well.
Seriously, I am 33, am I EVER gonna meet a normal, fun, nice, intelligent, cute guy? DWAlpha Gam-- too funny! Laura-- You may be right. But its not like I've found any better specimens anywhere else in this town! Help! ha ha |
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If he is calling at 1:15 am and obviously being a bit sexual on the phone (cooking in the nude? blech!) then 4 words for you...
LATE NIGHT BOOTY CALL! :rolleyes: |
He's got a lot of F&%$^%$%#%# nerve if that is the case considering we met once, for 3 minutes, SIX WEEKS ago.
wHAT A slime ball. Unfortunately, 99% of the men I've encounted over the past 5 years have been of his ilk. I'd LOVE to meet a guy who was normal!!!!! |
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OKAY, Amycat, I am Normal!http://www.plauder-smilies.de/remybussi.gif
Well as Normal as can Be!;) I am poor, cause own a Business, I am Mature, Dont use Old, and I am in Kansas TOTO! So go girl take your best shot!http://www.plauder-smilies.de/happy/xyxthumbs.gif |
"this scary 1-toothed backwoods genetic mistake'
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ha ha Actually, I'd probably pack it in and head back to my hometown. But not for about a year. Have things to do here, first, lol. |
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amy, amy, amy......
Happens to us guys too.
Was at howl at the moon last weekend, plowed and was dancing with a few friends. This gal comes up and is dancing with me. Not unusual at a piano bar...you dance with 80 year olds there. Anyway, she grabs me, spins me around and plants one on me. Next thing I know, her tounge is halfway down my throat, and I taste blood. Seriously. Since I am not a blood connesiour, I couldnt tell if it was mine or hers, so I grab my grapefruit and stoli, take a big swig, swish it around, and spit it out into the empty beer Amber had just put on the table. I now find Clarissa(her name) sketchy, so I make for the exit. its 2am anyway, and I am tired. Our group is doing that bar closing thing, where you wait for your entire party out front. I see Clarissa. She wants to give me her number. I dont have a pen. She goes in and gets one. Then asks me if I have paper, again no. So then, bloody stalker girl goes back into the bar to get paper. Comes out and tells me, "here my number, call me ok? So you remember me (in the "one time at band camp" voice) and remember that I am a biology major, I wrote the word 'bacteria' under my name." :eek: Who does that? BACTERIA??? What, like I wass hopeing her initials were STD as well? She might as well have said, "my name is Clarissa, but my friends call me Clap for short." WTF? SERIOUSLY, WHO USES BACTERIA AS A COME ON???? Being a gentleman, I acepted the number and my friends came to my rescue and ushered me out of there really quickly, but so one of my wierder experiences. I feel your pain amy... |
You guys are freak magnets!
The worst line that I have heard in the past five years is, "I have a mansion in Quogue. I'll make it worth your while.":rolleyes: He had all of his teeth, but was covered in bronzer so he looked like an Oompa Loompa.:p |
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Be careful Life this me be one of Al Quedas tactics to kill off cute, young single men ;). Maybe she was giving you a hint as to what you tasted as you swabed her tonsils.
Anyways, Amy I soooooo feel your pain. I don't even bother going out to bars that much anymore, I prefer to hang out with my circle of friends at someones house. I give up!!! Quote:
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Me too aggieAXO, me too. Sigh. |
Might I suggest that you find somewhere else to meet guys than a bar. Guys all know that if you are looking to get laid you go to a bar and pick up a girl. This should not come as a surprise. If you want to meet a decent guy, the grocery store is a good place. Church is a good possibility, but not necessarily the singles groups. I would suggest the library, but apparently that may not be a good idea. I don't know how old you are, but getting involved in childrens youth activity programs, like little league, is a good way to meet involved parents. Also places you go where you do business. You can meet gainfully employed people that way. Many girls just go to bars to socialize or dance, guys don't.
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Actually, surprisingly I know alot of people that have met their husband in a bar.
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Jeff,
I met the last two guys (prior to the yahoo of this thread)-- 1. at a beach party a friend was having 2. While i was moving out of my apt -he was moving out the same day. Their behavior was no better. Its my experience that guys, ESPECIALLY guys in L.A., are just looking to get laid, period. And you're right, girls don't necessarily go to bars to meet guys. I was there hanging out with my friends on my birthday, couldn't have cared less if I met anyone. Amy |
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Maybe you should have stayed with Matt, the guy from the 'frustrated by boys" thread. You said he was a nice guy but then you dumped him for the professional soccer player that already had a girlfriend. Matt might not have been all that but you could have stayed in touch with him to meet other nice guys.
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lol- I forgot about all that w Matt.
No, he and I were just not compatible, it was not a good situation. Yes, he was a nice guy, but just not for me. Soccer player- ha ha ha ha I forgot about him. He's hot, but I don't want to go out w him either. He's just looking to get laid as well. Yeah, I see the pattern here, believe me. |
I also don't go to bars specifically to meet men either, I go with my friends.
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Amy, I didn't realize that you are in Calif. I understand the problem. My son grew up there from the time he was 5 until he was 15, when he decided to come live with me in Texas. He was getting that way and I heard the same from him about his friends, and HE WAS 15. I took time to explain to him right and wrong and what respect toward women was all about. I may be a little old fashioned having grown up in Oklahoma, but that is how I lived. I also explained that the women he was meeting were probably not the ones that he would want to spend much time with anyway. He turned out to be a good kid. He is 24, been married a year to a sweet girl from Louisiana, and they have a nice house. He also told me about many girls he met in Calif. They were VERY materialistic.
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Yeah Jeff, I think in many ways California, especially the area I live in is a big part of the problem. I love it here, but I didn't grow up here and I am beginning to think, at the ripe old age of 33, that if I want the kind of life I grew up having, I need to move back to my hometown. Now my hometown being Las Vegas makes it sound ironic to someone who may not know the city that lives outside of the casinos, but it is a great place to live. And my friends that have moved back there after 7, 9, 10, 12 years in California--within 2 years of moving back, have fallen in love and gotten married to some truly amazing and wonderful men. Now, that has definitely got me thinking, ha ha ha
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Don't come to New York! There are not a lot single and desirable men. The few who are here are for me!:p
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Yep, Cali is...
...a notoriously BAD place to meet guys--especially native Californian guys. So Cal may be a bit worse than Nor Cal, but still, many guys don't really have a deep abiding sense of family and committment here as much as I've seen in other parts of the country, generally.
:D Maybe a cool place to meet guys would be at the airport: we could just stand around the terminals waiting for flights from the South, the SE, the NE and the MW and swoop the guy up as he comes off the plane, starry-eyed and optimistic. By the time he would have normally bought into the materialistic, instant gratification den of inequity known as California, he would already be strung out--then you can wisk him back to live in his hometown! :D Hey--I could open up a dating service "From Airport to Homefront." ((visions of dollarsigns dancing in my head)). |
LOL Shelacious!!!! Love it!
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Trueisms, Lifesaver is a Texassen, but a LXA so not all bad!
Guys from Calicornia always look in the miroor more than the women! No one in their right mind lives in NY,NY City, no grass except Central Park and roof tops! Wont get mugged on a roof top! Remember the guys from and womens from Kansas are Normal! Look at me, No snide comments,please! Remember, if the Fu Bird Shits on your head you must not take it off or you will die! Or for those that have no idea I am talking about, where were you when the shit hit the fan? Goodnight Isis and all of the great loving people of GC! 11 hrs a day is killing me so, Adieu! Later Dudes And Dudettes! :D |
What Tom is trying to say is,
"If the Foo sh-ts, wear it!" The rest of the joke, leading up to that line is just too long and too strange to tell. |
DeltaAlum, thanks for the interpretation for some of the none understanding!!!!:D
Did you get some of the others that I had on? Thank goodness my help is supposed to be back Thur. Damn, the doorbell rang a half hour after I got home and when I answered the door and found my ass outside finally catching up to me!:( |
Scariness!
Ok wanna talk about wierdos...man oh man, do I have some stories!!! For some reason it seems like every guy in Omaha, NE is just completely whacked in the head....for instance, there was the guy freshman year who gave me a black eye....no bueno! And then....senior year I met a guy, liked him a lot, went on a few dates, only to find out that he KILLED SOMEONE!!! Somehow he got off on a self defense plea....but if you hear the entire story, ti really isn't self defense I don't think....!!! Anyway, those are just some examples of weirdos I have met.....some just be glad you haven't run in to that yet lol. :D :rolleyes:
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Don't worry Amy. You will meet some one you like just smile and say hi and that will make guys not afraid to talk to you. :)
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Yeah i use to think my sign said "Freaks Weirdos and Losers wanted here!!!" but now my sign for the last year has said "Taken by a good man so back off" its still doesn't help the freaks losers and weirdos still try!!
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Airport story....kinda long!!!
Ok this is a little random, but I read a post on this thread about meeting people in the airport. Yea, I actually did that. When I was flying to Dallas for spring break to see *NSYNC (yay!) I had to fly out of the KCI airport, since Columbia is a small hick town with no airport. So there I am, five hours early for my flight, b/c mommy SAID I had to be there that early. (Right, whatever!:rolleyes: ) Anyway, so there I am at gate 17A, reading my chem book and listening to some NSYNC. Then these two nasty scary guys start hitting on me, eww! Well I didn't know but there was a boy on the other side of the little lounge, he saw this whole exchange and came up to me, acted like he knew me and got me away from the guys. CHEESY I know, but it seemed like fate! This boy was my definition of what I thought a good looking guy should be. Tall (6'4"), dark hair, LIGHT green eyes, and tan. Oh yum! And he was SO sweet! Couldn't believe my luck. So he and I sit down to chat, b/c he was at Gate 17B flying to Cali. Hmmm yea still seems like fate! Anyway so we sit and chat because he is there five hours early as well! He goes to KU, is a Lambda Chi, and just seems like an all around good guy. He gives me his number, doesn't ask for mine, and we part ways. Well when I get home from Dallas I get up the guts to call him. He remembers me and we start talking everyday. The guy was just adorable, when he said he'd call he REALLY WOULD! He'd know it was me when I called, just cute little things. And man, we had some crazy stuff in common. We both had the same car, same year, just diff. colors, we both wanted Living On A Prayer to be the first song played at our weddings, our moms had the same kind of cancer when we were both 6, among other things. And I mean normally I would have told a guy stuff and he'd be like "oh me too!" But no, this guy would say something about the song, or the car, or this or that and freakily (is that a word?!) enough it'd be the SAME as mine. So he and I go on like this for a few months. On Easter weekend he drives from freaking Wichita to eat lunch with me in KC when I was on my way back to school. Man, anyway, of course this fairytale comes to an end. We ended up fighting, he told me he'd been dating a girl the entire time he and I had been dating. Uggh, anyway, so I still don't really have a REASON as to why he just up and started hating me one day, but anyway! Point of the story, the airport is a totally cool place to meet someone!! :D
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My worst was at an exchange; we had rented out a bar and I was talking and flirting with this cute guy. We talked, and flirted, and talked, and flirted, and everything was going great until he BIT MY SHOULDER!!!
When I flipped out, he said, "What, you don't think its sexy???":rolleyes: |
Oh There's MORE...
12:16AM Amy I know the last time I called you you thought it was a booty call, it wasn't, unless you want it to be... My name is LOSER BOY FROM HELL, the real live Ken Doll, cmon cmon baby doll, i met you in the red rock, you made me hard as a rock, you put me in shock, cmon let's hang out, have a few drinks and go dancing and see where the night takes us, its all about love and trust, you have a truly amazing bust. (unintelligible part here.) Call my voice mail XXX-XXX-XXXX, you're expecting to find perfect men in LA, (yelling now) YOU'RE DREAMING AMY, DREAMING! XXX-XXX-XXXX. If you're looking for that go back to the midwest, that's where, I mean you're here in LA, if its a booty call or not, you want to feel good, you want to feel, i want to feel those breasts, you want to have a good time, so call me back at XXX-XXX-XXXX. WTF??? Seriously people, I F&%^$^%# give up. Go back to the midwest? I'm not even from there. lol That's how LITTLE he knows about me. He's lived here for 9 months, I've lived here for 15 years. But, whatever. There's more, ANOTHER story of ANOTHER loser guy too, I just don't feel like typing it out right now. |
ROFLMAO!!! You can't be serious. That is the funniest thing I have heard all week. Does dude seriously think you'd find that appealing???
PLEASE tell us the other story!!! I'm dying to hear it! |
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