An Open Letter To...
 

music video directors - can i get you to put a sista in your video??!! what is up with all the white girls, hispanic girls and girls whose racial make-up is hard to figure out! i mean, c'mon! how pissed would the black man be if lauryn hill's love interest in a video was cuban?

j.lo and puffy - please spare us the drama of your breakup. quit blocking the airwaves with songs and videos depicting you guy's problems! :rolleyes:

television producers - please launch a televison show that is comparable in quality to that of the cosby show.

nickelodeon, tbs and wgn - thank you for running reruns of the cosby show :)

eric jerome dickey - please, please, please turn one of your books into a screenplay. i recommend cheaters, sister sister, or milk in my coffee

hbo/showtime/cinemax - please make a cable series based on e. lynn harris' books. but, you gotta make it tasteful and not softcore porn like "queer as folks"

b.e.t. - i don't like you :p

cita - shut up

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Don't forget my ULTIMATE favorite FRIENDS AND LOVERS. :D :cool:

FREE -- Watch yo back.:mad: Stop wearing those God awful outfits. Do not come to ATL this summer.

Charlotte Mecklenburg Schools -- Can you please call a sista?:o :confused:

HONEYKISS1974 -- Clean out your PM box.:p

PEOPLE who get PMs from me -- USE the PM Pop Up Box Window so you can read my PMs faster. :p :D

THE HUGHLEYS -- Who starts college in MAY?!!?!?!?!? Carly goes to college the last episode of the season!?!?!?:confused:

An open letter to......
 

R. Kelly---- Just admit it!

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BWAHAHAHAHA....CTFU!!!

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hbo/showtime/cinemax - please make a cable series based on e. lynn harris' books. but, you gotta make it tasteful and not softcore porn like "queer as folks"



Showtime is working on Invincible Life & Just As I Am.



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My University's Parking Office - I was not parked IN the handicapped space, I was squeezed in BETWEEN two handicapped spaces (those wide blue diagonal lines that separate the spaces)! That $250.00 ticket hurt!

My Across the Street Neighbor Who Thinks We Are Gonna Have Sex - I am not playing hard to get, I am playing you are never gonna get!

My Former Assistant Manager - DO NOT LET ME CATCH YOU ON THE STREET! I WILL MESS YOU UP, ON SITE! :mad:

GC'ers - Y'all keep me in stitches about 98% of the time! The other 2% y'all keep me pondering some interesting things and constantly learning.

Radio Stations - CAN Y'ALL COORDINATE?!? I am SO tired of hearing a song come on in succession as I am flipping the channels. Station 1 should let stations 2, 3, and 4 know that they are playing Fat Joe feat. Ashanti for the 100,000,000,043,287,257,754,754,375th time, so please do not play it RIGHT when the song goes off!!!! :mad:


Hmm, some of these things I had no idea I needed to vent about, LOL! :D

I AM MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
 

TO MY &^Y&^$%^%$#%$$ NEIGHBOR (the symbols don't make up just one cuss word): Y'all it is 3:26 IN THE MORNING:mad: and I am up because my non Black neighbor had an encounter/date/booty call with a BLACK MAN who just would not leave. This MOFO was knocking from 1 in the morning to 10 minutes to 3 when the COPS came knocking. I really hated to call the cops on brotha man but DUDE kill that door banging, rock throwing, name calling BUUUUUUUUUULL CHIT outside my door in the middle of the micky fricky night.:mad: :mad: I am HEATED y'all. I shoud be grading papers but do I look THAT MAD!?!!?!? HECK NAW!!!!!!! :mad:
**special note I was too mad to use cuter smilies to accentuate my angerocity(made up word).

To the Police who came: Thank you

To my other neighbors who did not call the police before me: BOO LOSERS!!

To my students: Today you might not want to play with me too much because you might find me a bit more eager to give extra work.

http://www.plauder-smilies.de/2up.gif To my coworkers who left me in the office by myself today!

http://www.plauder-smilies.de/2up.gif To the evil a**ed heffa who called my job first thing this morning b*tching and moaning about nothing!

http://www.plauder-smilies.de/screams.gif To all the suckas on the train with no home training!

http://www.plauder-smilies.de/screams.gif http://www.plauder-smilies.de/2up.gifhttp://www.plauder-smilies.de/pissed.gifhttp://www.plauder-smilies.de/pissed.gif To my pain in the a** boss.

An Open Letter to.......

Dead beat baby daddies.... fool if you going to do something retarded puhleeze make it beneficial to your baby mother and your child. I mean don't get locked up cause what benefit is that to your child? I ain't saying get killed or nothing but do something that might produce a Social Security check!!!!:D


Haters..... get you some damn biz'ness so you can STOP hating!!

ok, I am in a binchy kinda mood today so hopeful I can come back on a more positive note in a little while

;)

Yall have me laughing too hard on this thread!!!!!!!!

To the misinformed, disillusioned people out there: Wake up! Just because it doesn't happen in your posh suburb doesn't mean it doesn't affect YOUR community! This is to no one in particular on this board, just needed to get that out!

I'm over here in tears! You are a mess!!!

An Open Letter To:
 

My son's father (now deceased): In life you did not contribute one red cent to your son. You quit your job to avoid paying child support and took up dealing drugs. In death, you still are a deadbeat sperm donor (calling you dad would give you more respect than you desreved) because now my son can't get Social Security because you didn't put anything in. However, thank you for leaving. It gave me the strength to do what needed to be done like working 3 jobs, finishing college, and going to graduate school all so that my son can have a good life.

My ex-husband: You jackazz. Did you really think that I would not have eventually found out about your cheating ways?? And you are no more Muslim than I am (i'm not) eating smothered porkchops every time your mom cooked them and bacon for breakfast every morning. I thank you too. You have shown me what love is NOT.

GC: You guys crack me up every time I log in. You also give me things to think about.

Saginaw Valley St. Univ.: Goodbye!! Thank you for my hard-earned BSW degree. Do not ask me for donations to the alumni association. I gave you $30,000 in tuition,books, fees, and housing expenses and what-not. Use it wisely.

Wayne St. Univ: see you June 26th. I expect to work hard for my MSW. In turn, I expect to learn a lot in the 10 months that I will be with you. I expect it to be worth every penny of the $10,000 that I'm shelling out.

*whew* and finally Visa, MasterCard, and Discover: I'm broke right now. I will pay you soon. I told your reps that everyday for the last two weeks. PLEASE stop calling me. Better yet, I'm turning your accounts over to Consumer Credit Counseling Services. Call them.

To everyone who is not a member of DST or AKA that attempts to quote the history between the two orgs and how Delta came to be and all those who get the facts twisted.

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That was too funny. i am still laughing.:D

To My: daughters father eh um Sperm donor Still hiding from my can of whoop ass.: YOu ain't chit, and ain't gone be chit, and never will be chit. You TRIED to quit your job to avoid paying child support, But I STILL FOUND YOUR TRIFFLING ASS. AND YOU STILL PAID CHILD SUPPORT. AND with that money, MY daughter, will have enough money to put her through school. I however, am still fine after my pregnacy, after you said, i wouldn't look good anymore If I kept it, I Am in the midst of completing a dual degree,AFTER YOU SAID I WOULDN'T FINISH SCHOOL, NOT only am I coaching track but i am running it still, AFTER YOU SAID i couldn't run anymore,AND MY DAUGHTER delightfully cheers for me on the sidelines, because SHE IS HERE!!! AND IS MY NUMBER ONE FAN.I have met men that surpasses your so called intelligence, AFTER you said i wouldn't meet anyone better than you. After all the things you said I can't and couldn't do, I have surpassed them, and turned my dreams into a reality. The best thing you ever done was tell me I couldn't, and walked the hell on out my life, cause NOW i don't have to worry about your trifling ACE, and any other man that exhibit your behaviors. Thanks for the child, the child support, and helping me be the strongest women you'll never have, And please don't come calling me in years, talking about you want to see your child, because she already has a father. *besides my number is private*:p and tell your lawyer to stop speaking for you, better yet tell her to keep calling, so she can run a bill up on your ass for her services. Although she won't get a reply from me. NOW TAKE THAT!!!!

OH MY GAWWWWWWWD LOOK AT THAT FACE. I AM DYING OVA HERE. I HAD A CUSTOMER ON THE PHONE LAUGHING IN HER EAR, I HAD TO HANG UP ON HER. YA'LL ARE TERRIBLE

LMAO

Hmmmmmmmmm
 

To Cheryl "Pepsi" Riley: Thanks for writing with Bow Legged Lou of Full Force the song Thanks For My Child to empower these single moms out here.

To the SFs who have shared their stories: :eek: :eek:

HC there have been SEVERAL occasions where I have wanted to use the smilie. LMAO. I thought it may not have been too appropriate. ;)

...YA know...

:D

To people all over the world: READING is FUNDAMENTAL!!!:mad:

To the papers I have to grade: Why don't you just grade yourselves so I can read my books?

To myself NINE MORE DAYS!!

To the OHIO Weather: You's a crazy so and so. I never thought I would see 3 inches of FROST on my car in MAY!!:eek:

To people who reply to threads: Why not read all of the replies in the thread before you give a redundant reply?:confused:

To the people who use the QUOTE feature: Please make sure you have the beginning [ quote] and the end [ /quote].

To the cable man who came by today: Thanks for not disconnecting my cable. I called in my payment so you don't have to come back tomorrow. I really thought I had already paid it.:confused:

TO MY SORORS: OOOOOOOOO OOOOOOP :D

To CT4

My bad dawg, I didn't mean to be redundant, but I'll just write my post down on a sheet of paper, so next time I'll just post from what I write, instead of going back and forth. Can i get some fa-gib-ness.

How come that was the day from H*ll and it had to be done. :D

To My Ship/Sands/SFs: Thank you all for keeping me laughing through the drama! You know I emptied my box for y'all!

To the X: Dude, I know I said we were friends when we broke up, but I meant friends who don't need to call each other, especially after you got married! We are cool, just not that cool.

TO ALL MY FELLOW HIGHWAY ROLLERS: When you see a police officer sitting on the side of the highway, please don't SLAM on your brakes (almost causing a multi-car pile up :mad: ), and slow down to 25 MPH, when you know you were traveling 80 MPH. By the time you see the police officer, they already have your speed detected, anyway. :rolleyes: ;)

The Sorry A** X of Mine....When will you learn...stupid, thank the Lord Above I am not your Baby's Mama! I feel sorry for those other fools....but I guess you had them wide open like you had me but....I don't have no ties to your Trifling A**! What a Blessing!

As Gloria Naylor Said it "I will Survive"........ :)

Did Gloria Naylor write a new book? :confused: :p I have The Women of Brewster Place and have read her others including The Men of brewster Place. . . Oooooooh you mean Gloria Gaynor, gotcha!!! :D


CANDYGIRL: Thank you so much for that PM. Your words stayed with me all day.

Babygirl,
Tell us how you REALLY feel!!!
got me in stiches over here!! you too much

YUCK
 

To the OBESE woman @ K-Mart today: Please do not dig in ya azz no more. http://www.plaudersmilies.de/nono.gif You thought you were in the aisle by yourself but there I was trying to get my castor oil grease. Just the thought of your hand digging in all that azzzzzz, oh my. . . http://www.plaudersmilies.de/puke.gif

BLACK PLANET
 

To BLACKPlanet: You all are forever known as the Cyber Space Hustle Man. You all are forever offering something. First it was BP Dating, then BP VOICE Dating, then BP Gifts, and now BP JOBS!!:confused: :eek: :rolleyes: You all ALSO renege too much on what you claim you will offer. First we used to get points every time someone came to our page. Then you offered 10 points every time we logged on. Then you offered points for referrals. Then you all want us to create PHAT pages, yet you are so schiesty that you changed the codes.:mad: BOOOOOOOO LOSER!!!

Say It Ain't So....
 

AHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA
I'm CTFUUUUU ova hea!!!

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Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, and Ditto!

TO the RCC family...stay strong in the midst of adversity. don't be led by offense but by the spirit of the living God. don't move prematurely...but in God's timing. If you were there in the first place because God called you to be there, then don't leave by your own emotions!

To KF...you are blessing to me. Thanks for being there and sacrificing your time, love, and energy towards me. I love ya.

To parents/guardians: Train your child(ren) in the way they should go, so when they are older, they will not depart. Train them up to be model citizens, respectful, and successful.

To Advertising boards~ everything doesn't have to sexually related for it to sell...(ie., toothpaste & gum)

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To my "Mother" - start acting your age which is d#$% near 40 and start taking proper care of your remaining children. You are NOT 20 for your age you might want to multiply by 2. Get a grip!!!

To my Granny and Granpa - LOVE you dearly!!

To Quala - You know you my dog....I love you....Its gonna be alright

To Jess - I know you are a young single mom....but I know you can do it and to Trayvon - Sweetheart, do you!!!

To Nette - If you ever in your natural life leave your drunk a$$, trifflin, stupid, retarded, non-respecting husband here with me and my sister when we are the only ones home again. I will personally make sure that you never speak to me again. Trust!!!

To my dead beat Father - You have to earn the title of daddy and/or dad and you have NOT!! You have 2 daughters and neither one of us can stand you. Do you see the problem?? Stop smokin that good ish and try to establish a relationship with your children you GUMP!!!

and lastly to my ex - I hope you know what a good thing you lost. The sad part is you couldnt even tell me yourself that you wanted out...but its cool. I cant say that I blame you, I blame your lack of abilities to be a man and tell me that you wanted out. You B-----ed up and now I hope that you think about what you did because what goes around comes around. Have a NICE life!!! BYE

One more to those to chicks that did me wrong and I aint even do ish that time - I hope you know....If I see you, it is soooooo over. Imma be you down on sight. Believe that and I am a firm believer in what goes around comes around so, I hope Karma gets you before I do. To the special someone - I know where the guy is that you tole that you had lost the baby through surgery when in fact you had an abortion and had him feelin sorry for your dumb, hoeish, stupid, attention craving, trifflin, cheap, dirty a$$. I want you to know that I know his number and can call him at anytime. So when you get that call one day from him talkin about in my best LUDACRIS voice "You's a HOE!!" You know that was me. Smooches :D

Sorry so long, didnt realize how much I kept inside, but thanks for letting me do it here and sorry if it is negative, but I had to get it out.

To my son Jordan - I love you more than words can every express

To my mother - you are truly an inspiration

To Lauryn Hill - Thank you for that beautiful double album

To the Psi Phi Chapter of Alpha Phi Omega - our members dominated the key positions on campus this past year (SGA President, Editor and Chief of the METER, and the position of Panhellenic President) I love you kats the death. By the way, continue to shake those haters off..remember, folks talked about Jesus.

To Chaka Khan - I'm tired of waiting on your new album (that was suppose to be released a long time ago) and your autobiography that was supposed to be released in October of '97!.

VH1 - That Divas live show was HORRIBLE

BET - You kats need to come up with some substance. Do you not know kids tune into your channel regularly?

To (you know who) - You thought you could cause this mass confusion and I just let you off the hook that easy? Yeah right

To my landlord - Stop leaving those irritating notes on my door...you gone get your money!

To those kats...you know who you are - Stop pm-ing me about Masonry....I ain't telling you ish!

To the lovely ladies of DST - your board has proven to be very welcoming. Keep up the good work.

To all my GC peeps who are doing some SERIOUS venting: B R E A T H E ... count to 10 or 20 or 50 if you have to ... THEN post. All these middle fingers & emotions toward deadbeat dads & no good baby fathers are making me WORRY about y'all. :(

To the GCers who are doing some serious venting: While I am sure that this venting is therapeutic for you all, some of it sounds like it is built up tension that you have held in towards people who have hurt you. Speaking as a concerned buddy (no matter how distant), may I suggest telling these people how you really feel and then letting it go. Some of you are single moms and I applaud that because my mom was one and while I pray I never have to walk down that road, may I offer a piece of advice to you: please let the anger go towards your less than perfect partner in parenting. Why? Because you have something he doesn't. The relationship with and the love of your child. Let that be enough. God will handle all of the rest.

To all of the people...............
 

Who are having some SERIOUS ISSUES in here....(in my best Sinclair voice) WOO WOO WOOOOOOOO!!! I love y'all and I feel the pain -- I promise to send a prayer up for all y'all!!:)

To my Husband Santoria: Thank you for never letting the good times end!! Even when we ARE BROKE as HELL - You keep us (me and our 2 year old) SMILING:D !!

To all those people that had me convinced that after I graduated from COLLEGE my life would be EASIER and I would not have to suffer anymore : when EXACTLY is that going to HAPPEN. I just want to know so that I can be prepared for it!;)

To myself: STOP MAKING STUPID DECISIONS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad:

To GC: You guys are a wonderful group of people!! Thanks for letting me in the FAMILY!

To my SoRHOrs of SGRho: Greater Service, Greater Progress!! :D

To the ladies of DST: This is AN AWESOME forum!:) Thank you!

To A Sorry AZZ little boy
 

Dear X from HELL,Son of Satan,Lucifer etc.
I first want to start off with a big F$#@ YOU.
I gave you four looooooooonnnnggg hard years of my life and you treated me like CHIT!!!Whats worst is I allowed it. Thank you for not giving me a child because Lawd knows if I would have had a child that looked like yo sorry, no good, stupid,selfish,childess,imature, cry baby,fake thug,pimp daddy wanna be MF..I would be Devistated.(sp?) Thank you for allowing me to love your family becasue now i know the meaning of that song Back Stabbers.:o Thank you for lying to my face for 4 years. As a result of that I don't trust anyone. Thanks 2 u I'm scared to love again becasue i think all of the male race is like you and I hate that with a passion because i know there not, BUT, I CAN'T HELP IT :mad: Thank U for all the nights i stayed up crying over u because of how u did me. I now know that Men only think about what u are doing for them NOW, not what u have done.

I hate what u have done to me. I really understand what it means to be a woman scorned
Even worse, even though we are not together, U are still controling my life and it makes me so sad:(
Someday I WILL get over you but until that day comes...

Go 2 Hell Baby...Becasue I know I saw U Coming Out Of That Hotel:rolleyes:

love Monique
ps. My SF pray 4 me pleassssssseeeee

To the PEOPLE with ISSUES, CHALLENGES, PROBLEMS, BURDENS, TRIALS, TRIBULATIONS, CROSSES TO BEAR, MOUNTAINS TO CLIMB, etc. etc. etc. etc.: I have 3 words for you. Are you ready? Are you sure?

RELAX RELATE RELEASE


**feeling like Debbie Allen up in here.**

It's getting DEEP in here :( :( :(

From the mouth of Overton the handy man on Living Single...
Oh my damn!!