Celebs you love to hate...
 

I dont think we've done this one before. If I am wrong I apologize in advance.

Which celebs drive you nuts? Which ones do you hate and wonder why in the hell they are famous? Why?

I'll go first.

1)Barbara Striessand. a. Cause shes got James Brolind all whipped like the little bitch that he is. b. She thinks and acts liek we all should dig her. c. Shes given like 3 or 4 hundered farwell concerts. I am about to hold her to it. d. I find her music irratating. e. I dont agree with her politics.

2) Alec Baldwin. a. Are you a senator? No? Then shut up. Being an actor makes you an expert to testify on capital hill? I thought you were leaving the country if Bush won. Well... Seriously, the last descent thing you did was Betleguise. What was that 10 years ago? BTW, you are supposed to spell your name with an "x" dumb assl, not a "c"

3) Michael Jordan. You were good 10 years ago. You suck wind now. My next suggestion is try Hockey. I am sure there are plenty of other sports you can try and then retire from. I know you are bored. its called retirement. But thats what atheletes do when they hit 35. Just start a business like the rest and be done with it.

4.) Garth Brooks. No seriously, the whole country doesnt love you. My vote for the album that needs to get blown to hell - all of them. Ok the Dance was cool the first 4,0000 times I heard it. Now its just old and tired. Friends and low places. Good to listen to while drunk. Can you entertain me when I am sober. Doubtful. You are commercial, pre-fab and sad. Hang it up before you get any fatter and start to look like Ted Kennedy. I shaved my goatee because a chick said I looked like you. Egad.

So what are yalls?

(1)Christina Aguilera - I hate to burst your bubble, but the white trash slut look was never in - get some class.

(2)Mariah Carey - You were decent like in the 90s - now I cant even understand what you are trying to sing...stop moaning and whining and making those weird noises when you "sing".

(3)Benecio Del Torro - I dont hate you, I actually have enjoyed your movies, but you are just creepy looking.

(4)Keanu Reeves - duuuuude you are such a bad actor like ya know?

(5)All these little kid rappers and singers..wtf?

(6)Rod Stewart - the sound of your voice to me is so grating on my nerves...there is not one song that you sing that I can remotely tolerate.

(7)Regis Philbin - hate is a strong word...maybe dislike a lot. You are not God's gift to TV...and thats my final answer.

(8)The cast of "The View". You all are ridiculous...the interviews sound more like slumber party gossip sessions - and the humor is really lacking...blech!

Del Toro is actually a UC alum having graduated from UCSan Diego's theatre department. Probably the first and last successful entertainer of whom the school will boast.

good thread, hmm let me think:

1. Keanu Reeves: He is such a badddd actor, he was good in the replacements and the Matrix because he worked with good people who could cover or make up for it

2. Mariah Carey: She was good when she first came out, but now all her songs sound exactly alike, and the movie and CD glitter. c'mon really :rolleyes:

3.Sarah Michelle Gellar:
AHHH I really can't stand her all of her characters are annoying! only half way decent thing about her is that she's Marrying Freddie

4.:mad: Brittney Spears: She's always like I am a role model for the kids, and then does a total switch and does whatever, sooo fake I tell ya, Brittney grrr

theres more I just can't think of any it's late,lol
DGP~Honey~

Ill use the words "really dislike" cuz I agree that hate is a strong word too.

1. Michael Jordan-- I have never EVER been a Jordan fan or a Bulls fan (KNICKS FAN). I dont think he's the best basketball player of all time. There will always be someone who is better and Michael will meet his match soon. He earns way too much money in my opinion (I LOVE sports to death, but even I admitt the salaries are ridiculous..whatever happened to playing for the love of the game?)and if I see him in one more freakin commercial Ill scream. Plus he just needs to give it up and retire..FOR GOOD. No offense but I hope his marriage doesnt become like his retirement and he cant make up his mind whether he wants quit or not. Yes the man is gifted but sheesh.

Katie Holmes-- I dunno. There is just something very ANNOYING about her.

All the celebs who do the 10-10-21, etc commercials-- Im begging you to please stop and go away like your shows did ;)

Carrot Top - I love to see that little girl kick him on the 1-800-Call-ATT commercials.

Jennifer Lopez - Use your full name - "j.lo" sounds retarded. You are not gelitain.

Creed - Just admit you are a Christian Band. And stop having a Jesus complex.

Lil' Kim - Your contribution to "Lady Marmalade" (*hey, hey, <insert nasal french sound>*) was retarded. And get some tops that cover both boobs.

Jennifer Lopez- As a fellow Puerto Rican, you embarrass me because you SO fit the stereotype :rolleyes:

Britney Spears- Can the innocent act, sweetie. No one really believes you're a virgin. If you're going to be a role model for young girls, put on some clothes! And stop singing in that awful nasal voice!

Anna Kournikova- Are you a tennis player, or a scantily-clad model? Make up your mind!

John Rocker- Just because you don't play for the Braves anymore doesn't mean I have to stop despising you. Get some class.

Carrot Top - Those commercials make me violent!!!

Cameron Diaz - She annoys the SH@# of of me and, to somewhat copy SSS1365, as a Cuban, she embarrasses me!!!

Barbara Striesand - I hate her music and she bugs me too.

SSS1365, please refrain from disrespecting Anna Kournikova anymore. Thank you.

There are a few celebs that make me wanna blow chunks, but the one person I hate, and I MEAN HATE, is Bill Mayhar, or however you spell that little pansies name. I mean everytime that damn show comes on I just wanna kick the damn screen out of my tv. Hes such a flaming ass that it makes me sick. I think he lives to bash on good conservative republicans, and make himself look more like a big lump of owl shit.

Carson Daily-After all those years interview "celebs" on TRL, you finally realize that the industry wasn't taking you seriously. So what do you do? You go get a late night talk show on VH-1. Carson,sweetie, the show sucks. It's just a night time version of TRL minus the videos and your interview skills still suck

Christina Milian-This is a new reporter on MTV,who annoyed the crap out of me the second I laid eyes on her when she did commentary on some Rock and Jock. Now she is signing the theme song to a new cartoon coming out on the Disney channel in June(and they show the commercial every 5 seconds)

Dick Vitale-Dicky V. Every season from November-March we renew our love-hate relationship deal we have going on,don't we? Could it be because you have your nose so far up Duke's butt,it's not funny? Could it be that ever other sentence out of your mouth is somehow about Duke? Or could it be you are just so frigging annoying with your obsession with Duke? You like Duke. You think they have talent. You think Coach K is brillent. Hey D? We. Get. It.

Christina for all the aforementioned reasons

Mariah Carey. Can't she just stop already???

Britney Spears- Bothers me to no end. Plays the innocent "I'm a virgin game" but then sings songs that say otherwise.

Carrot Top- UGH!

OTown- You all suck! You are probably the most untalented of all boy bands!

Creed- The only reason why you all are famous is because the lead singer tries to sound/look like Eddie Vedder. You all will never be as talented as Pearl Jam.

So many of you typed what I was thinking! I don't hate anyone, I just dislike Donald Trump just because...

Awwww...don't hate on Dick Vitale! I love that guy :)

As for the ones to hate:

Russell Crowe: Grow up you overgrown child!

Cameron Diaz: Now that you're loaded, maybe you can buy yourself some class!

Mariah Carey: Just check in the looney bin and stay!

Michael Jordan: As a Knicks fan, of course I hate him. But as a basketball fan, he's still an ass. Give it up brothah! You're an old man who needs validation, and you ain't findin it on the court.

Roger Clements: As a Mets fan, again, of course I hate him. But throwing a bat at Mike Piazza and saying you thought it was the ball?!? Did you smoke enough crack before that? Old man, you may still be an awesome pitcher, but apparently you need some of those Wild Thing glasses from Major League.

Re: Celebs you love to hate...
 

AMEN!!!!! :D I would like to add Rosie O'Donnell to the list of annoying Hollywood liberals who would like to impose their beliefs on the rest of us.

Great thread, Andy!! BTW, I sent you a PM, but your box is full!
On to business:

1). Christina Aguilera-good lord!! Please go back to your trailer park. You have a good voice-sometimes-but could you just please dress better? Please?

2). Jennifer Love Hewitt-go the hell away!! What exactly do you do? You have no real talent, but you're everywhere!!

3). Jane Fonda-visitng American P.O.W'S during the Vietnam War, and turning them in when they beg you for help? You should be shot for that.

4). All the boy bands-I don't even have to explain myself here.

Agreed, I hate the show too, but cmon brook, Cramer is pretty funny.

1. Britney Spears- Honey, where I'm from we have a name for tramps like you, and it begins with "two-bit ....."

2. Tom Green- Please go back to the mothership

3. Al Roker- How much valium do you have to take to act that doofy every morning?

4. Members of the WWF- I would to thank you for lowering our collective culture to the lowest common denominator. Now repeatedly smack yourselves in the head with a metal chair until your body reaches the level of unconsciousness that your brain already has.

Ha ha :p

As for Roger Clemens, I must agree that he must have been smoking some good crack before that game! How dare he throw a bat at my man like that! ;)

Awww....see, now you're hitting me where it hurts! Seinfeld is hands down the best show ever on TV in that genre :)

*ducks*

geez guys theres so many!!

Britney Spears~ok I mean jeez you have NO vocal talent quit pretending and damn if you wanna be a role model for young girls please dress and act like it..no one buys the act!!

Mariah Carey~I mean ok she used to be great*never could act tho* and now her music just sucks!!! it shows none of her talent and another thing she needs to be more in tune to her nationalities. I mean yes she is black too but damn shes got more in her than that and she only focuses on the black.


The Sienfeld Cast~geez not funny at all give it up!!! lol not that the show is on anymore anyways but the reruns suck too!! :)

Can "the powers that be" stop giving these morons their own shows? If you haven't noticed, they SUCK!

Amen and I agree!

I cant stand that new Ellie show! It is horid! "Newman" is the only cast member to come from Seinfield and go on a hit show (3rd Rock).

Add one more to the list of people who loved Seinfeld.

And NO SOUP FOR THE REST OF YOU! ;)

Re: Re: Celebs you love to hate...
 

Well said by both Killarney Rose and Lifesaver!!

*Rosie O'Donnell

*Newt Gingrich

*John Rocker

*Dennis Rodman

*Liz Brown (a local celebrity)

Eminem: look guy, the "shock treatment" has been done already...Madonna beat you to it years ago with her "SEX" book and Erotica album.

Jennifer Love Hewitt: ooh...I'm so cutesy schmootsey.

Rosie O'Donnell: god lord woman, no need to SHOUT all the time....lower the voice!

Tom Cruise: my jury is out on this one...in the post Nicole dumping, I find his smile to be creepy, sinister and maniacal looking. Still, the man can act, I will give him that.

Dick Vitale: You can't imagine how much this man irritates me... He is the world's foremost fair weather commentator.

Vincent Denofrio: Probably not spelled right!!! He gives me the creeps. I have a hard time watching "Criminal Intent"

Arrgh!
 

Hehe this is an excellent thread....anyway.

I agree with what yall have already said, like Christina, Britney, Mariah, Cameron Diaz, etc.

My list would look something like---

-Sarah Michelle Gellar: She has the MOST annoying voice ever and I hate her nose, has anyone else noticed that it's extremely odd looking?
-Russel Crowe: I admit, he's an excellent actor, but with all the fame and money he has, don't you think he could afford a brush and a hair cut once in awhile? Eww!
-Jack Black: I can't even begin to explain how much I dislike this man. The last time I checked, being disguting, rude, and completely tasteless wasn't funny. The same goes for Andy Dick, Tom Green, etc.
-Molly Sims: Once again another annoying annoying woman....can't Hollywood find a beautiful girl that doesn't have a voice that completely grates on my nerves? C'mon I know there's gotta be at least ONE out there!!!

:rolleyes: :mad: :D

Ok, that's all my ranting for now!

Re: Arrgh!
 

Yeah, her nose bothers me too! She needs to get it done (probably again). That little piece on the end is just ugly and superfluous.

CP2000, I agree w you on Tom Cruise. Pre-Nicole dumping I was his biggest fan ever. EVER. Since then, I find him creepy and slimy.

Who do I love to hate? Hmmmm.

My ex-boyfriend's wife. Who shall remain nameless here for sake of anonymity. Why? Just because. I love him, he married her, everytime I turn on tv there she is. Sigh. That's enough of a reason in my book. Hmmm. I need to work on hating him though. Sigh.

Michael Richards a/k/a Kramer. Because I worked with him on Trial and Error and he was rude and dimissive of anyone he deemed not important.

Marlo Thomas a/k/a That Girl a/k/a Rachel's mom on Friends. She bugs. I met her and spoke on phone to her many many many times when I worked at a major talent agency. She was, IMO, the most annoying woman alive. Just rubbed me the wrong way.

Tom Green and Andy Dick. They are my idea of hell. Make my skin crawl.

All the skinny models/actresses/singers--I am not talking about normal THIN, I am thin --these women are SKINNY to the point that their heads look too big for their bodies making them look like giant lollipops and they have that indent above their hip that ONLY GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE!

Carmen Electra. How many ways can you spell TRASH?

w/out a doubt, my vote goes to p. diddy. his raps suck and i'm so sick and tired of hearing his "yeah, yeah" in the background of just about every song that he producces. it's almost like he has to put himself on the song, just to collect the $. also, i'm sick of him and j. lo going back and forth through songs, about their relationship. who cares. she's married, you have kids to raise and other beats to jack. get over it. while, this brother is making major money, he just absolutely irks me.

1) The whole cast of "Friends." Your show was never funny, and you all could stand a cheesecake. Or 10.

2) Cameron Diaz- SHE HAS NO BUTT!! Enough said

3) I'm with Stillwater on P.Diddy. Are you striving for Artist-Formerly-Known-As status?

4) Kirsten Dunst-- Soooo vapid

5) Britney Spears. I have a much better voice than she does. I also wear a normal person's dress size. Guess there's no hope for me.

sorry, I just get all worked up over stick celebrities. What's wrong with just being healthy and having boobs and a butt?

6) Jonathan Franzen. You are a snob and I heard your book sucked anyway.

7) J.K. Rowling. I love your books. You are smart. Write that #$%%^&^*^%$#@!#$%^&*!ing book already I'm tired of waiting.

but to end on a happy note, Drew Carey, I say THANK YOU. Because of you, my very good friend from grad school has a job she loves (she works for the Cleveland Public Library) and is bringing great teen literature to the world.

If you are talking about Bill Maher, please refrain from disrespecting him anymore:).

George W.-please refrain from saying things on national TV that makes people think Texans are backwards a$$ hillbillies

Pamela Anderson-trash, trash, trash-and that is all I have to say about that

George Clooney-didn't like you on ER and still don't think much of your movies

I totally agree! I loved all these people on Seinfeid, but they have been horrible in their own shows.http://www.plauder-smilies.de/sad/nixweiss.gif

I agree. Except for that one inappropiate comment, I like what he has to say.

I thought Ozzy beat them all in the 60s. :) Shock me even more when he was in the Queen Jubilee concert with Atomic Kitten. I'm waiting for a duet between the Slayer and Britney Spears. Hmm, that might be pretty interesting.

As for the celebs (not in any order):
(1) Oprah and her book club. Not Oprah the show, just the book club. Thank god she stopped it. I read one of her recommended book and it blew major crack.

(2) O'Reily, the dumbest Harvard grad I have ever met and saw. I actually met him and asked him about some basic economic theory questions. He had no idea what I was talking about.

(3) I agree with P. Diddy and J. Lo. Shut up, if I have half of your money, I'll be one of the happiest man in the world.

(4) Phish, get out of your hiautus and you will be off my annoy list. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

(5) Most of the "diva" singer with their snotty and hollier then though attitude.

There are more, but I'm too drunk after the England and Argentina game. Need to recover in time for the 7:30 in the morning South African match and the big Rugby match between South Africa and Wales plus the early in the sunday morning boxing match between Lewis and Tyson. Then there is the FOrmula One race. Damn it's going to be a drunken weekend.

Disclaimer: The Arya Inc. does not advocate the excesive use of alcohol. However, Arya Inc. believe in personal choice and should does not take any responsibility on the action of those that read this. ;)

Here goes:

Cristina Aguilera (aka Mariah Jr.)

Matthew Lillard - even though he does make a good Shaggy, i can't stand the sight of him

Claire Danes

Eminem

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