The Osbournes...?
 

Alright, I have to ask, is anyone else watching the Osbournes on MTV? I think it's mesmerizingly funny and ridiculous. What are your thoughts...?

I am SO watching that now and I love it!

It is a great show and I think Ozzy is cool! I knew he always rocked but now I have new respect for the guy.

every time i watch it and i see the daughter, i think of when her thong was "up her crack."

I think that show is awesome! Ozzy cracks my sh*t up! I love it when he said something along the lines of "I love you but you're all f*cking mad". I also loved it when he told his daughter to write him a note...if you've watched it you know what I mean.

I would get rid of that damn dog that pee's, sh*ts, and chews
on everything!

OZZY Rules!

I saw a couple of episodes this past weekend. I had no idea this show was even on. (I don't really watch much television, and when I do, it is either CMT or CNN.) But anywho, the couple of episodes that I did see were hilarious!!

What time does the show regularly come on?

How many dogs do they have?? lol.

I've never watched an episode, but I have seen highlights of this show. I can't wait for him to bite the head off a bird or a bat! :eek: :p

I've never actually sat down and watched an entire show, but from the parts I have seen I find it obnoxious. Plus I don't like Ozzy Osbourne so that might be part of it.

I thought it was hilarious, especially when the dog urinated all over the antique rug, then the couch and then pooped on the floor-cracked me up. It looked like they had a bazillion dogs and 2 cats.

Funny stuff!
 

I got a chance to sit down and watch the show and it was so funny! That whole family is a trip!! I always liked Ozzy and it is just so funny to see him at his house. Its a great show!
-UDZETA :D

i am so addicted to this show(as i am all mtv reality tv shows b/c i'm a nerd..but i digress) theres nothing better than watching elijah wood clean up dog pee for good quality entertainment :)

I think the show is so funny!!:D I love it!!! I just started watching it but it's great, in a different way. :eek: I absolutely love the pink hair!!;)

Ronnie

**Alpha Phi is the one to be**

That show is HILARIOUS. I don't like his music at all but I still find his show highly amusing.

My favorite moment was when he was watching his Tonight Show appearance with the security guy. The guy had the same look on his face I probably did. I was too amused.

this is such a funny show - i think it spawned from his hysterical "cribs" episode. my favorite lines are "i think that dog has 2 tanks in his *ss"..."im a simple man - why do i need a computer to turn the channel? i press this button and the *ucking shower comes on"...and "we dont need a *ucking therapist to find out why the dog is peeing everywhere, we need to wake up at 7am and open the *ucking door!"

it is funny. Kinda getting a chance to see how rock stars live. Cool. I will say this - screw the Anti-tobacco, anti-drug, and anti-booze campaigns. Just have us all watch Ozzy at 55 years old. he shakes like a tree, shuffles when he walks and moves slower than my 86 year old grandmother. Hes all there and then some mentally, but god is he in horrible physical shape. So sad, really, what happens when someone spends a lifetime abusing their body.

hahaha
 

i've never sat down and watched a full episode...but that's only b/c i can't remember when it's on. the only thing i am going on thinking it has to be funny is the crib's episode with him on it. did anyone else see that? he's talking to kelly about the dog lulu...and he says, "she's crazy"...then kelly says, "she's not crazy, she had a seizure and now she makes funny noises like this:" then proceeds to turn the dog completely upside down so when she flips it back upright, it snorts. it wasn't cruel or anything...(i don't want to start anyone off on an animal cruelty spout when that's an unnecessary argument b/c i am all for animal rights...you just know animal cruelty when you see it and this wasn't one of those times--the dove thing on the other hand--)...it was absolutely HILARIOUS and me and my then-roomie still laugh about it. we about died when we first heard about the show!

Dang Canada
 

We don't get the show up here, but we download it cause we've heard how amazing it was. I watched the first two shows back to back and I don't think I've ever laughed so consistently during a show in my life. They are this odd nuclear family, mom, dad, daughter son and, well, way more than one family pet....
They're like the cleavers in bazaroo world.

The marketing genious who came up with the idea to put Ozzie and his family in a t.v. series has my undying admiration and appreciation.

What day of the week is it on? Just so I know when to search for the next episode.

Re: Dang Canada
 

It's on Tuesday nights at 10:30 p.m. eastern time. They often replay episodes on the weekend. Sorry to hear you're not getting it up in Canada--it's hilarious and silly fun! ;)

This is the best bleeping show on TV right now, bar none. :D

LOVE THE SHOW!
 

I love the show! I knew about Ozzy a little bit, but this show has really made him cross over to all audiences.

Ozzy is a product of what hard drugs and rock and roll can do to you!

Sharon is a sweetie, but dang every time the dog kisses her mouth and then she kisses Ozzy, I'm like "gross!"

Kelly is WIERD and looks like a deranged Pink sometimes.

Jack is cool, but if I cussed at my parents like that, they would KNOCK me into next week!

Best Line so far

Sharon: Doesn't Ozzy look handsome?
Ozzy: Shut the F*** up!

LOLLOL

QTE

Okay, so the show isn't as bad as I originally thought...but half the time I can't figure out what the heck those people are saying!

I really enjoy this show but I have grown quite tired of Jack. It was rather annoying to listen to him bitch about the camp he stayed at and how he got in trouble for throwing rocks at campers and camp counselors. He just couldn’t quite understand why these actions would have repercussions. Another favorite of mine was when he was fighting with the next-door neighbors and playing the tough guy routine. They need to bring in a cousin or nephew to replace Jack and then the show would be perfect.

I love The Osbornes. It is the best "reality" show that's out there now.

Ok, why is Sharon always kissing on that dag on dog? YUCK!!!!
I thought Ozzy had two daughters? Where is the other one?

He does have two daughters but I'm not sure where the older one is. I absolutely am addicted to the show. Ozzy cracks me up. My favorite line has to be "That dog is a f*cking terrorist. He's part of bin Laden's gang." When my brother and I heard that we could not stop laughing.

Allison

OMGoodness I thought that was hilarious too! Then later on in the dressing rom, when he sat down in that chair and fell backwards!
I too am the most UNLIKELY canidate to watch this show,( I HATE ROCK?HEAVEY METAL MUSIC) until one boring Saturday it came on and I didn't feel like changing the channel.

Jack gets old sometimes, but I feel kind of bad for him. He wants to be a character on the show and can't figure out who to be. Is in in that band that was practicing or just the producer/manaager. Is it really called Jack Sabbath?

Re: LOVE THE SHOW!
 

You couldn't be more right! He's messed up. My husband thinks in addition to all the hard living that he might have had a stroke, as his hand shakes and he is all hunched over.

Jack Sabbath
 

LOL. Jack Sabbath. I was wondering the same thing Optimist! They had to be kidding. Although, given how normal Jack ISN'T, I wouldn't be surprised. Did anyone else notice Jack's hair completely change twice in last week's episode? He had the mohawk thing going, then when he was discussing Jack Sabbath with that band, he had the 'fro again, then it was back to the mohawk in the next scene. Guess it's not exactly following in chronological order....

I honestly think that Ozzy Osborne is the best thing that ever happened to reality T.V. He's this big time 'prince or darnkess' character on stage and in his music, and then you see him roaming around his dog infested house in his cozies yelling at his son to show him how to work the television. How I survived before this show hit the airwaves I'll never know.

They said on MTV news that his other daughter wasn't interested in being on the show.

The Osbournes FINALLY premiered in Canada last night on CTV.
My word, that family is FOUL-MOUTHED (they air it in Canada without the bleeps, so I hear every swear word in all its glory...).

Anyhow, I had a good laugh about the dogs pooping everything and the dog therapist!