What's the dumbest song lyric you know?
 

My favourite is by New Order, from Temptation:-

"Oh you've got green eyes'
Oh you've got blue eyes,
Oh you've got grey eyes,
and I've never met anyone
quite like you before"

or

R. Kelly's classic:

"You remind me of my jeep
Something like a sound
Girl you look just like a car
And something like my back account."

:D :D :D :D :)

Backstreet Boys:

"Does he leave, when you need him the most
Does his friends get all your time..."

GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT!!!! It drives me nuts! It's not like correcting it would mess up the beat or rhythm of the song...

ugh, like fingernails on a blackboard....

Spice Girls
 

This is all I could think of off the top of my head, God I'm pathetic.

Slam your body down and wind it all around :p

Have a nice day :)

More funny than dumb...
 

Have any of you ever actually listened to some of Nelly's raps? My fave lines come from "#1" ....

"Like Sprint or Motorola, no service out of your range"
"You couldn't hold me if your last name was Hand,
The only way to wear me out is to stitch my name on your pants"

Or something like that! They are just so funny to me, especially since my cell phone provider is Sprint, and I never have a signal!

Taken as a whole, I kind of like the R Kelly lyrics --

You remind me of my jeep, I wanna ride it
Something like my sound, I wanna pump it
Girl you look just like my car, I wanna wax it
And something like my bank account
I wanna spend it, baby

Hey, I wouldn't kick him out if he came over here right now to sing that to me -- his voice is so silky sexy that he can pull off what might otherwise be really goofy. ;) I mean, who else could pull off: your boo-oo-oo-oo-tay!

oh my goodness!!!! feeling on your booooootttttty is the worse SONG ever!!!!

i dont know how folks can listen to it!

(towards the end.... boo-ttty, boo-hooo-ty, booo-hoo-hoo-hooty.... can this man be more serious?)

I don't think you're ready for this jelly
My body's too bootylicious for you :rolleyes:

anything by shitacris (ludacris)

Is THAT what she's singing? I swear I thought it was "I think you're smelly for this jelly" and I always wondered what the heck she meant!

A dumb lyric that comes to mind is from Wam's "Careless Whisper"...

I'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm :rolleyes:

I KNOW!!! When I heard those lyrics I almost died! I couldn't help but go on about it with my coworkers. It's one of the most retarded songs I've ever heard. The rest of the lyrics are just as retarded!

From "Every Rose Has Its Thorn"...

Though we both lie close together

Umm, how could one person lie together??!!?!

If you really want to read some bad lyrics, get a hold of Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs. I laughed so hard the first time I read it that I hyperventilated.

LOL! :D I didn't know what they were singing until my sister told me. :p

I agree!!

Oh, then there's that awful boy group LFO who sang that Abercrombie and Fitch song.
"I like girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch..."
dumb lyrics, bad song
I can't believe it made it onto the music charts! :rolleyes:

I'll agree on the Barry thing - it's funny as hell, and he makes more selections to the "worst song" archive in his other books. The funniest thing is when people try to write in and criticize his selections. Seriously funny stuff.

Collin

Ohmygod, no dissing on Poison - i love the 80's/early 90's hair bands :D

I'm sorry, I know this is a place to post bad song lyrics but...........I like LUDACRIS so there, he has alot of style in the way he raps. And his new video for roll-out is hillarious when its the big headed version of him with the small body dancing! :D

While I agree that 80's hair bands rule, some of the lyrics aren't all that great. I love Pour Some Sugar on me but,it isn't exactly poetry:)

THANK YOU!!! I was waiting for someone to show some love for Ludacris. I think he's clever and I enjoy all of his songs. I saw him live when he opened for Outkast and it was a lot of fun. :)

I like Luadcris too...
Summer Girls (aka Abercrombie and Fitch song ) Ill admitt was a lil retarded but I'll admitt it was also catchy... Here another line by them that I think is dumb but I love the song....

Cherry Bubblious and coca coca pops, got you on my mind and it just wont stop. Tilt a whirl baby til the break of dawn , something something something then gone.


And even though I love Miss Mary J Blige, where the heck did Hataration and Hollaration come from???

RE: shakira lyric
 

Yea when i heard those i was like "what?" It just really doesnt sound right in my opinion

Anything by LFO is stupid.

"At the risk of sounding cheesy, I think I fell for the girl on TV"

Yeah, EVERYTHING they sing sounds cheesy! :rolleyes:

hell elevator....see you later

forgot what song, but its by AC/DC

Three 6 Mafia-
Sipping on some szzzzurp :p

St. Lunatics-
I'm like an ash tray I touch butts all day, you can treat me like a toilet you can sit on me, let your knees touch your nostrils :rolleyes:

LFO (again)-
Cherry pez coke crush rock stud boogie, used to hate school so I had to play hooky :D

Mary J. Blige and Wyclef-
Someone please call 911 (yes please! :rolleyes: )

What's the artist and the name of this song where this guy who once "got caught doing it in a Burger King bathroom" (80's rap song)?

I can understand liking Ludacris' beats & actual oratory skills, but in regards to his lyrics, they're horrible. I prefer intelligent rap which is people like Wyclef, Nas, Canibus, Outkast, the roots and a few others, but Ludacris just raps and makes himself look like (IMHO) a retard.

I guess I could give a few examples
"We go-bots and robots so they gotta wait til the show stop
or how 'bout on the beach with black sand
lick up your thigh then call me the Pac Man"

"we can do it in the white house
try n make them turn the lights out " ???

"Cadillac grills, Cadillac mill's
Check out the oil my Cadillac spills
Matter of fact, candy paint Cadillacs kill
So check out the hoes my Cadillac fills"


Where in any of that are lyrics worth air-play?

I had forgotten the Cadillac song! Thanks for making me laugh!

2 Live Crew--

"Like a dog in heat, a freak without warning. My appetite for sex makes me so horny...Oh, me so horny! Oh oh, Me so horny!" The song's retarded, but it's really funny, though!

Speaking of rhyming IGNITION, EDITION, and KITCHEN.


BUMP

"I never had no one
I could count on"


From "My Best Friend" by Tim McGraw. I used to hate this song because of the first line, but I got over it.

Bad grammar usually drives me nuts too, but it's forgiveable in country and rap :)

this makes me think about the michael jackson home videos special. he was sitting in the car moving to the beat of that song..so hilarious. now everytime i hear it on the radio, i think of michael...yipee:rolleyes:

about the group LFO, they love to sing about food and sex so you know the songs are going to be corny..
.'....coco pops, i got her on my mind and i just cant stop...'
'....scooby snacks, i got her on my mind and i cant relax...'
that is all i can remember. both lines are from the same song
here is the stupid chorus....

'i will show you mine and you will show me yours
and one by one we're throwing all our clothing on the floor
dont light all the candles cause i want you to see
your body so naked standing right in front of me
baby i see you'


more corny than sexy!:rolleyes:

I like LLCool J's "Backseat in my Jeep" when he says...
"I look into you conria, your'e getting hornia and hornia."
It's hysterical.

This was funny to read. I used to dislike this song so much. I wasn't too thrilled with Shakira either.

However, I have come to like her over the last year...and the song!

anything britney spears b/c she sucks and sounds like an 8 yr old....."i'm not a girl....not yet a woman"...SHUT UP!!! just sing a song sayin you're skanky and get it over with for pete's sake! :p

anything LFO....that stuff is sooooo bad.....and to put jennifer love boobit in a video is just silly.....hello? LFO and my man enrique....wth?

and although i loved the fact there was a song with my name in it, the whole "a little bit of monica...." blah blah blah was silly, too....what was his name? lou something, i think....

thinking of specific lyrics and not just ppl/songs i think are idiotic.....OMG...."she get it from her mama"....that is just soooooo funny to me.....

Man Without Hat is a good band, but this line is just really really bad:

"We can dance, we can dance, everybody look at your hands."

Still haven't figured out what the hell they were talking about.

"We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster" -B-52s, "Rock Lobster"

I don't have a problem with Shakira's song. I interpreted that lyric to mean, "I've got small breasts and, really, that isn't a bad thing." 'Cause you know, men seem to favor women with big breasts....

Also, don't forget that Shakira is a Latin artist who eventually crossed over into mainstream play. "Whenever, Wherever" is called "Suerte" on her Spanish language album. The lyric you all are talking about translates pretty much the same in both languages as she sings it. However, let's not forget that a lot of songs which go from Spanish to English can get the lyrics sort of messed up as word for word English translations won't always fit the music.

Just a thought.

.....Kelly :)

The worst is in "Oops I Did It Again" when Britney does that dumbass interlude:

"Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have"
"Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this...?"
"Yeah, yes it is"
"But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end"
"Well baby, I went down and got it for you"
"Oh, you shouldn't have"

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

50 cent:

"if I didn't smell good would you still hug me." Come on 50. Damn, you can be hard on your luck but I'll always give you a bar of soap.

"and we can do all the things you like, I know you like that." well, yes obviously.

speaking of the Skakira lyrics, they reminded me of some of Jewel's lyrics...

"...these hands are small I know, but they're not yours, they are my own..."

oh there is a crappy Canadian boy band (I believe they were Canada's answer to LFO...don't ask me why) but they have a song called get down

and the course in part goes,

" If you get down on me, I'll get down on you..."

and then one of the verses is,

"...I'm gonna make you come tonight (and then there's a pause) Over to my house..."

I'm like please boys, we get the sexual inuendos, but when your fan base is 12 year old girls this is highly inappropriate