funny bumper stickers
 

in light of part two of "random thought of the day" what are the more comical bumper stickers you've seen

"Jesus was my co-pilot, then we crashed in the mountains and I ate Him."

"Politicians, like diapers, should be changed often, and for the same reason"

"Women, Can't live with 'em, Can't Kill 'em"

"Rock is Dead.....long live paper & scissors"

"We are the people your parents warned us about."

"I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles."

"Forget about world peace... visualize using your turn signal. "

"Charlton Heston is my President." (If you live in a NRA friendly state i am sure you have seen this one)

"drive it like you stole it"


soooooo true in scottsdale where everyone drives their $60k cars 20MPH..and i just don't have any patience/tolerance for slow people :)

my favorite is:

If assholes could fly this place would be a airport.

People Eating Tastey Animals

"You! Out of the gene pool!"

"Orgasm donor"

"My kid beat up your honor student"

"If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot em?"

"Die Yuppie Scum"

Welcome to Florida now go home!

I was driving to work in Milwaukee many years ago in rush hour and the very cute young lady in the car next to me had one that said:

"A hard man is good to find."

I almost drove off the road.

I also like:

"Imagine, Whirrled Peas."

One of my faves:

"Tax this Mulroney" picture of a hand giving the finger beside the statement or I guess to be more contemporary - "tax this Chretien"

"my other car is a piece of shit, too!"
"honk if your horn is broken."
"Cover me. I'm changing lanes."
"I brake for elves, dragons, and other invisible creatures only I can see."
"Grow your own dope. Plant a man."
"Jesus is coming. Look busy."

Don't know WHAT this one means, but:

"Milkmaids eat their babies."

"D. A. R. E. to think for yourself."

"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."

"My kid beat up your honor student."

CUTE SITE!!
 

check out this related site...

http://www.internetbumperstickers.com

That's actually a Jimmy Buffet quote.

Collin

I read a funny one on my way to work today...

"Smile if you're not wearing underwear"

I love the one about braking! I think everyone on my way to class last night should have had that one!

How about:

"Honk again, I'm reloading..."

I'd rather be naked

I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is improving

Mean people kick ass

I hate this town (this is my favorite, b/c I hate where I'm living!!)

How about this one? ;)

"I used to be schitzophrenic, but we're all okay now!" :D

I saw one that is only funny to people with weird senes of humor, but it had a pentagram on it and it said CLERGY hahahaha