Things you say instead of cursing
 

Yesterday, I was working with one of the study groups I tutor in the evening. these are 10-13 yr olds. So one of the kids couldn't quite grasp the solution that was at hand, and another little boy said, "Cheese and Rice" can you get anything right.
To say the least, I cracked up laughing and said, what did you say. He goes on to say Well that's what I say instead of saying

guess what ya'll ............





Jesus christ.

I was like oh no he didn't. So I was thinking are there any words that you say instead of saying the actual curse word.

Here are a few of my, shall we say SUBSTITUTIONS....

1. Instead of saying b*tch, I sometimes say BATCH

2. Insead of saying f*ck, I sometimes say FREAK

3. and of course there is SHIZNIT!

"Cheese and rice...." *hee!*

I say ferkdingblasted all the time. I also say "God Bless America" when I'm tempted to say G-d d-mmit. I use frickin', and frack when I need to say the "F" word.

I forgot this one....

DIZAM

I always find myself using "heezy" in place of h-e-double-hockey-sticks and the f-word... (i.e. "What the heezy", "Who in the heezy") I have a close friend who's always saying, "Cheese and whiskers." No idea where she got that from.

LOL
 

When I feel myself getting mad, I'll say, "the devil is a liar" before I let the curse word escape my lips.

I heard Cheese & Crackers instead of Jesus Christ

My turn
 

Here are my substitutions:

Instead of saying...

D*mn I say dumb
S**t " " shoot or isht
Ni**a " " fool or NEgro (heavy on the NE)
N*t Sac " " NASDAQ
"MoFo" " " Mammajamma or Double Digit Expletive (DDE)
WTH " " What on God's Good Green Earth?
A**hole " " moron or anal passage
F**k " " freak or fornicate
A** " " ace
Bull***t " " Bulljive, bulldrop, or tishlubb (spelled backwards-sort of)

More to follow
RM

This is great!! I used to curse like a sailor back in my undergrad days UNTIL... I made the mistake of cursing in front of my mother and she back-handed me right in the mouth. :eek: I'm happy to say that I don't curse, except to use maybe the word HELL (when talking to about things related to church. But BELIEVE ME, I'm always tempted. :wink: So these are my SUBSTITUTIONS:

1. Freak/freaking instead of the "f" word;
2. Dag instead of the "d" word;
3. What in the world/God's green earth...? instead of... well, you know;
4. Heck instead of hell (when I'm upset about something);
5. Girl instead of b*tch, yes I use the word "girl";
6. Rump instead of a**

Nothing spectacular, but they've worked for me for the past 10 years.

Re: My turn
 

LMAO:D Imagine saying this

STOP ridin' my nasdaq LOL

FOR THE women Stop looking at my ACE ha ha ha ha

Or this one, Fornicate that!!!! LOL
You got me rolling with that one.

For Mo fo I say, Mug muckker.
for Sh*t I say Oh snap.

TISHLUBB. LMAO
"TISHLUBB MAN THAT'S TISHLUB LMAO"

I was having a conversation with my grandmother today and she said " you are full of shirt with the r out". It took me a while to figure out what she was saying but she was saying "you are full of "sh&t". now mind you this was a joking conversation, but she used to say the real word allllllll of the time.

My favs are

Son of a BIScuit! I get the lab rolling with that one, after Windows messes with me: sonovaBISSSkit!

Frickafrack: What the frickafrack did he just say?

Skippy: Oh, skippy!

And, of course, hecks

some of my faves...

mickyfricky (compliments of CT4)
mofo (again, CT4)
binch
fork (compliments of ExQuizzle)
hickory hill (only used in this context: what in da h*ll... what in da' hickory hill)
brown box (when speaking of azzes)
chit (heavy on the "CH-")

but there is a rare circumstance when i have to circumvent my cuss words and get creative... lol

In place of h*ll, my uncle says "John Brown." Has anyone else heard that one?

Fornicate instead of f***? That is hilarious! :D I'm going to borrow that....

I've heard "Fubar" a lot (F****-ed up beyond all recognition). My personal favorite is "fudruckkers." (I know it's the name of a restaurant, but something about it just sounds bad. ;) )



M.V.

I haven't heard John Brown, but we say "What in the James Brown..."

Some of mine are "ridurndiculous" (compliments of GC)
Got Durn... (as in "that don't make no got durn sense..."
Heezy.....

I always use "what in TARNATION is going on here!!

Well y'all, I still curse. I didn't curse until I got married. I have heard words like

Daggommit for Got Damned
Futhermucker for Mother F
Ashtray for A$$


But you all got me cracking up!!!!

I forgot this one:

Shuckey Duckey

The only ones I use regularly are mofo and mickyfricky.

Now I say, Mickey Fickey,

I got it from when Spike lee's do the right thing came on T.v, and they had the edited version, and the guy was in the chinese shop buying batteries. I forgot what made him mad but the next thing i know, they were exchanging words, and saying,
what mickey fickey, you a mickey fickey, give me my batteries, Mickey Fickey. I just thought that was too funny, and started using that word.

Speaking of Shuckey Duckey What ever happened to him? He was a pretty good comedian?

He's doing time in jail for publicly shucking his duckey in a bathroom. (j/k yall, j/k)

*LOLOLOLOL*

I couldn't resist!:D

I am trying to swear less and since I usually do when I'm mad , I've found some good substitutes that make me laugh when I say them, that i stop being mad enough to swear.

Googly-moogly - a great stand-in for any swear
motherfather - for muthaf@#$7r
buttwipe- a$$hole
nypical tiggers - for those special people

My favorite...

ShullBit, as in he on some bull----...
I actually got that one from 'Dre of Outkast, Track 16 on TLC's 1994 release "CrazySexyCool"


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I LIKE TO USE FUDGE INSTEAD OF F**K

AND BEARHUGGER INSTEAD OF B*****D:rolleyes: :p

I used shacaca. I got it from either Ace Venture 1 r 2 but can't remember which.

ASPERAGUS INSTEAD OF A**

My momma is going to kick my asperagus!!!

I use "What the Hizzy instead of What in the He**

And "Dag Blasted" instead of God D@#%!!! :mad:

Ya'll are too much!!
 

I have never cursed a day in my life...but sometimes when I fill the need I use one of these...

for sh*t..."I ain't tryin to hear that ish " or I say S ugar H oney I ced T ea...:D look at the bold letters.

for d*mn....I use "spam"

for b**ch..."You ain't nothin but a itch "

for h*ll.....I call it "the fire"..."You goin straight to the fire "

for motherf**..."You motherfloodpucker "..jamie fox:)

for f*ck..."What tha freak " "Freak that!"

LOL Y'all got me rollin' over here!!! :D

I don't know where she got it, but my mom used to (when I was younger) say "sugarbear" instead of isht... I.E. "OH SUGARBEAR! :mad: " LOL

I got into the habit of saying "Funk".. I.E. "Funk that!!!"

And for those times that you absolutely HAVE to curse, to take the sting out of mofo, a lot of my friends and I say "mother-B*tch"... LOL ... Yup.

A frew girls I know say "Son of a Wh*re", but I don't know how much better that is than anything else.. :rolleyes:

I forgot one

"Son of a Biscuit" instead of Son of va B#%*$!

Always used "Bull Skit" instead of of Bull Sh**.

LOL....I have a few.

What the Freak Nasty- WTF
God Bless 'em or God bless America- God D*mnit
Son of a biscuit-Son of a b*tch
What the fudge-WTF
Mother Bumper-Mother F'er
Oh ship- Oh sh*t
Bull snazzy-Bull sh*t
Hot lamb-Hot d*mn

I use "FUNK" too. As in "what the funk, or that's funked up".

Dang Nabbit or Gosh Darnit for G** D***it!! lol

I still use MOFO when I try to curb my cursing.

I also use Muther trucker instead of MutherF---er....I got that from the movies that were edited for T.V. like when Boyz in the Hood came on regular T.V.

Instead of B--ch....I say Beast.

Booty-p***y or d***
For the love of mother earth-For the love of G*d
Wench-b***h
Mary & Joeseph-J*sus Chr*st
flucking or funk-f**king or f**k


and CTFU @ "nypical tiggers", "tihsllub", and "butt-wipe".

.:p :p :p ..I love to say "Fiddle Faddle"!!! I know that its sounds stupid but, when I'm around my son or younger people I say it instead of cursing. I also say "Ding-Dang". For example, my husband was in the kitchen on day and picked up a pot the wrong way and spilled my famous marinara (sp?) sauce instead of saying "put the f*cking thing down...I said "Oh!! Fiddle-faddle, would you put the Ding-Dang pot down!!!!!! See what I mean..it gets the point across:rolleyes:

Do y'all know i just figured out what CTFU means. Am i slow or what? Anyhoo, I use:

Got-Dag-Gone-it instead of -God D*mn-it

and of course --Mother-Father instead of M-F

but, I admit sometimes i do slip up... People get on my darn nerves sometimes....

Hey, I use Dang Nabbit too. :D

I also use:
sugar honey ice tea = s***
mofo
heezy
flipping or blasted= f******