What NOT to Google
 

Sciencewoman and AGDee say do NOT Google snake ticks.

What else should people NOT Google?! :eek:

Blue waffle.

You took the wind right out of my sails.

You DO realize that everything you tell me not to Google is going to get Googled...

ASTalumna06 gets the joke. :p

I'm not Googling anything until I'm finished eating for the day. Just in case.

Geoducks.

Based on what's already been posted here, that's a good idea!

Infected toes.

My son's toe was infected, so I figured I would do some research. :(

Trypophobia

2 girls 1 cup? ……………...

Tubgirl. Hey, you asked ...

Sciencewoman... WHAT HAVE YOU STARTED?!? this is awful...

For the record, I have not done any of these. Why? Because a few years ago someone posted on FB "Do not, for the love of all things holy, watch the trailer to The Human Centipede"

I did. I learned my lesson then.

So there's my contribution GC, if you haven't heard of that movie, do yourself a favor and don't research it. You will be sorry.

My significant other once described the plot of this movie to me. That's all I needed to hear to know that I never wanted to know and/or see any more about it.

I have never had any desire to know ANYTHING about this movie or its ilk, but I own several of the books in which Roger Ebert collected his poor reviews, including A Horrible Experience of Unbearable Length and Your Movie Sucks. I believe Ebert lets fly on this movie in A Horrible Experience of Unbearable Length. GAAACKKKK. And GAAACKKKK. So much GAAACKKKK. I...I...I...I...can't.

So I think this is the only time the first thought in my head is "bless your heart" in regards to a snake

Coconut crab!

For the record, Cheerfulgreek started it when she said she'd treated a pet snake for snake ticks. I'd never heard of this, so I googled it. This was a very big mistake. I could have happily gone through life without having any knowledge of snake ticks!

Also, I have learned my lesson, and I am NOT going to google anything that's listed here. Curiosity is NOT getting the better of me.

Centipede eats its way out of snake's stomach

And then I mentioned that people shouldn't Google MRSA either. I did that once, yuk.

maconmagnolia, a little more of a descriptive warning

I mean a waffle, of any color, has to be alright, right?

aaarrrgggghhhhh!!!!


done with this thread.

TonyB06, don't be done! :) Fight back by giving us something not to Google.

...maybe once I get up off the floor.

Phyllis Schlafly

/StealthMode's fault

Lol! I'm sorry! It was under "things not to google".

no, it was totally on me, not you. lol I was just playing with you. Now, some what, 4 hours later, I'm still trying to re-orient, but I'll make it. lol

Seeeee I finally plucked up the courage and it really wasn't that bad.

Should I feel better that I don't recognize 99% of these things?

That's the point. If I said, "You should totally Google 'Dude crushes balls after falling off skateboard'," you'd KNOW not to Google it. This way, people are completely disgusted after thinking, "Hm… I wonder what that is…" and Googling it to find out.

:p

KSigkid...blast from the past. :)

Hi :)

Been a while since I've been on the board. Between work and having a very active toddler, things have been crazy busy, but good to see a few people are still around.

25-year-old blackhead

Cake farts.

Nah, do google that, it's hilarious. :D

"Do you know what I like the best? Cake farts."

According to AZTheta, Phrozen Sands and KAPPAcino, who could not overcome their curiosity about one of Cheerfulgreek's latest veterinary procedures, you should not Google "botfly" or "myiasis."

I think I can make a general statement and say, "don't Google any veterinary procedure, ailment, parasite, etc. that Cheerfulgreek posts about." If you don't know what it is, you probably don't want to know....