God this is off color, but...
 

ladies, does our junk smell?

I ask this because I was flipping through the channels tonight and I come across some old skag of a woman giving sex advice (more health than anything) on some chick channel (oxygen I think. I hate that I admitted that publically). I am intrigued. They are discussing um, hygene issues and some guy calls in complaining of his gals stank. :rolleyes: So the old bag running the show handles the call with dignity explaing the medical issues that cause ph problems etc, etc, (she did almost lose me when she describe Geranum Infection or something and used the phrase "dead fish smell." (but I kept watching because its like a car wreck on the freeway - you slow to stare, ya dont wanna, but you do.) ANYWAY - she closed with , "guys, dont think you dont have a genatalia order of you own. Its an aquired taste." HAHAHAHAHHA I f*cking died laughing that this 80 year old grandmother was talking about " an aquired taste" tooo funny. (Image of the teeth on the nightstand while shes goin to town on grandpa health topic). But seriously, is she BSing us? Does our junk smell?

That was just too funny. But to get to the question Id say yeah, but its whether its a tolerable oder or not. Its just like any other natural oder that people have in areas, whether its there or in other places.I hear it depends on the kind and amount of toxins your body releases.

Nasty topic, but I feel compelled to respond.

First, that's pretty disturbing (in a funny ass way) that an 80 year old woman was giving advice about "an acquired taste" was almost too much for me to read this morning.

I would have to agree that Yes, some guys do have an ....odor. Some just stink. Naturally, it's common sense that if it stinks, you just don't go down there. I think that there are lots of guys who don't realize that after you work out, you need to shower immediately. Also, I think that some people just stink and it matters great whether or not the guy is circumsized.

A few of my girlfriends have shared horror stories with me and it's sad, but that's an absolute deal breaker. I am so glad that I'm not dating now, because there are just too many scary diseases and nasty smells out there. *PUKE*

hmm...maybe if we shaved, it would get less funky after workouts.

LOL...Two Words: Pineapple juice. Works for guys and girls - and makes everything down there taste good.

Damn it woman! You messed up my plan of trying to work with the Dole fruit company to come up with a special "love juice" recipe! But oh well, I guess ya just did us guys a favor by dishing out this info to the ladies so, cheers! :p

Maybe this is an off color remark too...but guys *and* girls should refrain from using the bathroom on a date lol. If there is any chance in hell my date will be going "downtown" - I dont go.

Guys definitely have an odor down there but as long as he is clean and not too sweaty it isn't offensive. Actually I kind of think it's sexy, but then the only male odor I have smelled in the last 10 years is my husband's, so maybe I'm just used to it!!!!! Cleanliness is everything. And if you pee before your woman goes South on you, don't just shake it off! Dab with tissue because nothing is worse than the faint taste of peepee!!!!

Oh my god!! ROFLMAO!!:D

Life, I knew you were a sick PUPPY!
;)

Sahara girl, just talk dirty Southern to me and IT WILL BE AlRight!:D

As for the rest of you For Shame, does Your Mother know you talk about these things?:confused:

Why worry about the Skank smell when everyone is so horny that the Blood is not in your Brain anyway. It is in the nether regions of Lust and Luciviousness!:eek:

Hell, take a shower together and you wont have thought one anyway! If you get out of the shower:cool: !!!!

Oh Life, This Is Why I am Proud to Call You Brother!:cool:

life, what's this ol' bag's name?

We got one that's on sundays at 11, sex with sue....my old tri delt roomies religiously followed her.

It was disgusting, listening to her graphically tell chicks all about anal sex...blah.

I've heard a word used to describe this condition for men, smegie? Is that right? Similar bacteria found on women for yeast infections. However if you're experiecing such problems it might be wise to contact a urologist, i'm sure he/she would know what to do.

VolGirl...I'm laughing my ass off right now. I'd never heard of pineapple juice but you can bet I'll be stocking up now. All I know is that no one - male or female - should order asparagus during a date and expect to get any downtown action later. *GAG*

ErikaXO, Amen to the wiping of the winkle after peeing. I am not a big fan of urine, myself, but guys get in the habit and it's hard to break em of it. :(

Lil_G - what the hell are you talking about?? I hope you're kidding about "Smegie" or whatever. NAS -T. :eek:

ok...gonna go take a long shower now... :p

ErikaXO, must agree with you on the whole wiping off the pee thing!
I literally get sick to my stomach if I can taste urine. YUCK!

And lifesaver, to your answer your question, there is a faint odor. Not awful, it's definitely tolerable. Just make sure you shower right after you go and work out or something. The sweat mixed in with the natural odor is a nasty combination.

The Sunday Night Sex - it's hilarious. Actually she did a presentation at UBC a few years back - my and a group of my sisters went and saw her - she is even funnier in person.

Trust Lifesaver to bring yet another laugh your ass off topic up!!
Yes, guys have that faint smell, but as long as you shower regularly and stay clean, there is no worry. And about the pineapple juice-I have heard that too....is it true??? Hm, maybe stocking up on juice is a good idea......

Ok we have all hit a new all time low . . . lol . . .

Actually there is a smell compatibility issue to attraction. If you don't like your mates natural odor you will be in for a rough ride as time goes on. Generally the more attracted you are to the person and the more "odor compatible" the less you will notice odor at all.

So given the same level of odor, one might person may make you gag but the other might just turn you on. And it will be different for different people.

wow, I think we have now covered everything on gc now. LOL:eek:

I cannot believe what I just read! Pineapple juice :p LOL!

Okay, I'm laughing out loud here and it's hard to contain myself. I CANNOT believe what I read on here sometimes!!!:eek:

I am a little confused though...

Some are talking about washing yourself after working out, etc., basically just keeping clean, in general, and around "the area". Then others are talking about asparagus and pineapple juice...I'm assuming that this is in regards to what's on the inside, rather than "the area" itself. So what's the deal with the food and juice?

Also, I believe what tridelta4eva is talking about is smegma (sp). I believe I learned about this in 8th grade sex ed. I think it's more common in men who have not been circumcised. :confused:

Refuse
 

One time after sex with a girl, we fooled around in the morning. Well a condom with spermicide definitely leaves a smell/taste from the look I got.

-Rudey

Ok, now I am confused...
 

If my junk stinks (and I am not saying it does) am I supposed to stick my package in a glassful of pineapple juice? I would think that might sting a bit. With my luck, Id get busted dipping my stuff in a punchbowl of mimossa's. Gawd. :cool:

Lifesave and Shopgirl, your posts just made me totally lose it in public. I'm laughing so hard I'm about to cry. lol. http://www.plaudersmilies.de/happy/roflmao.gif

Ok, let's clarify - you are NOT to put your stinky junk in any pineapple juice or rub asparagus on it. I beg you not to! lol
If you drink pineapple juice, because it's so acidic, it will eliminate a lot of the funky stank if you have it. :p

Yes, I do think we have hit an all time topic low.... :eek: :D

Umm, I can't believe I know this, but the word is actually smegma, LOL.

This whoooole topic had me lmao!

OK like I said before...lol...drinking pineapple juice is supposed to make your downtown area smell/taste very pleasant. Please do not stick your wang in juice or rub with asparagus :D

Ever seen the movie "Whipped"? It talks about the pineapple juice issue.

This thread is off the hook.
When I first came here, I sure didn't expect to read thoughts on "junk" and the size of one's gazungas.

LMBAO.
:p :p :p :p

The pineapple juice thing is legit.....you know how if you eat a lot of garlic or drink a lot of beer it just literally seeps from your pores the next day? Well it is the same principle.

Smegma is a serious thing....but mainly for uncircumcised men. What it is is a buildup of old skin cells that slough off, get stuck under the foreskin, and collect sweat/bacteria/urine/etc. Sounds delicious, eh? I love old movies/stars and I read about Clark Gable's odor problem....his director gave him a bar of soap and a note referring to his smegma smell. Apparently his lovers had the same complaint. YUCK!!!! Guys who have been snip-snipped may not have smegma, but you can still get Frumunda cheese, and that is just as bad.

You know, dipping the package in pineapple juice isn't a bad idea....maybe she could get a little spray bottle and she could spritz you down, then slurp it off......(non-alcoholic body shots, anyone?)

*slurp* it off? omfg!

:D :D LMAOROTF:D :D

This board is OUT OF CONTROL!!!

The coworkers are positive I'm on something now! I haven't laughed this hard in ages.

Yes, as others have stated, there is an odor. In my limited experience, it isn't too bad. I've heard more complaints about the taste from my friends. I don't have a problem with my boy but I've heard others who do.

Not that I would know this...but I would think girls have a worse reputation about having a ...uh....unpleasant smell than guys. Maybe I have gone out with guys who also practice my rule of not going to potty while on a date.

DAMN!!! I just wasted a full bottle of Pineapple Juice(American Pie style)!! Gotta clarify that kinda stuff! Someone could be growing asparagus in there backyard, and accidently grab some poison ivy... :eek:

I guess I will just have to remember not to drink that pineapple juice in the fridge.....:eek: ;)

Re: Refuse
 

...geuss you didn't kiss her afterwards.

NOnono - you NEED to drink it to make everything taste/smell good!


[QUOTE]Originally posted by ErikaXO
You know, dipping the package in pineapple juice isn't a bad idea....

I would absolutely freak out if I walked in on my boyfriend with his wang in a bottle of anything!

OK, I think you missed the joke...;)

Guys- drink pinapple juice, it tastes much better. But don't think that any old juice will do the trick - Lemonade, yuck!!

Girls- I've heard the same thing if we drink Vanilla soy milk. Just to be nice to our guys. :D

What you consume will flavor what comes out of you, so if you are on a date expecting something later, stay away from the spicey and sour stuff if at all possible.

Ack! :o You are right!

Can any of you guys smell when a girl is on the rag? I must be part Bloodhound or something.

That is absolutely disgusting

SKip101...that's just completely out of line and totally vile. Rancid is a better word. Nasty, disgusting, and totally inappropriate. :mad:

Go sniff around elsewhere, please. :rolleyes: