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AlphaFrog 03-28-2013 10:32 AM

ITT We Ask Questions That GC Has No Hope of Answering
 
Why does my a Alum Association always pick such awesome activities?

adpiucf 03-28-2013 10:34 AM

Has anyone seen my keys?

TonyB06 03-28-2013 10:57 AM

Why won't Cleveland get over it and let LeBron go?

JayhawkAOII 03-28-2013 11:03 AM

Why can't I get rid of this headache?

yellowrose890 03-28-2013 11:16 AM

Why is there a squirrel staring at me from a tree branch outside of my window?

clemsongirl 03-28-2013 11:16 AM

Why won't the kid behind me in this lecture hall blow his nose instead of sucking all the snot back into his head?

BraveMaroon 03-28-2013 11:19 AM

What are my chances? Of anything?

Xidelt 03-28-2013 11:22 AM

Why am I so freakin' cool? Should I rush again? If I do, which house should I join?

AOII Angel 03-28-2013 11:29 AM

Why does it hurt when I do this?

AlphaFrog 03-28-2013 11:41 AM

Why are there so many songs about rainbows?

adpiucf 03-28-2013 11:42 AM

Seriously. WHERE ARE MY KEYS???

MaggieXi 03-28-2013 11:57 AM

Will my husband ever find a job before June when his unemployment runs out?
Why is his only employment option not an option?
Why does going shopping feel like the only thing that will make me feel better, but will only make money matters worse?

HQWest 03-28-2013 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlphaFrog (Post 2210347)
Why are there so many songs about rainbows?

An What IS on the other side?

lovespink88 03-28-2013 12:48 PM

Why does the creative team insist on changing the media plan?

LaneSig 03-28-2013 01:15 PM

Why doesn't Padma Lakshi love me?

AlphaFrog 03-28-2013 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaneSig (Post 2210365)
Why doesn't Padma Lakshi love me?

Why doesn't Prince Gingy love me?

AGDee 03-28-2013 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yellowrose890 (Post 2210341)
Why is there a squirrel staring at me from a tree branch outside of my window?

The Alpha Gam mascot is a squirrel and our flowers are red & buff (yellow) roses. He might think you're an Alpha Gam, since you're a yellow rose.

How do the fates always know when I'm finally getting ahead financially and then whack me back down with multiple unexpected expenses at once?

LXA SE285 03-28-2013 01:30 PM

Do you know where you're goin' to? Do you like the things that life is showin' you?

honeychile 03-28-2013 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AGDee (Post 2210370)

How do the fates always know when I'm finally getting ahead financially and then whack me back down with multiple unexpected expenses at once?

Oh, my word, THIS!!!



Why didn't I get a bid?

Sciencewoman 03-28-2013 02:06 PM

Why doesn't Congress realize that no one in the real world believes/wants to hear their partisan blame game excuses?

Also, who invented Blue Moon ice cream, and what is it, exactly?

Mizeree I2K 03-28-2013 02:21 PM

Why does my girl got a big booty?

amIblue? 03-28-2013 03:40 PM

What are the winning numbers for Saturday's powerball drawing?

NinjaPoodle 03-28-2013 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HQWest (Post 2210360)
An What IS on the other side?

http://www.obviouswinner.com/storage...=1326403549793
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n7F3kDkuYb...oop-shirt1.jpg

StealthMode 03-28-2013 05:12 PM

When am I gonna be able to walk on this ankle again?

amIblue? 03-28-2013 05:29 PM

Why?

chitownxo 03-28-2013 06:58 PM

Why do fools fall in love?

UNCalum 03-28-2013 07:21 PM

Why does my Lab have to lick his private parts ONLY when people are over?

StealthMode 03-28-2013 07:47 PM

Mary, did you know?

carnation 03-28-2013 07:47 PM

Who put the bomp in the bomp pa bomp pa bomp?

Cheerio 03-28-2013 08:13 PM

Why is an orange?

And what rhymes with it?

greekdee 03-28-2013 08:27 PM

For those who liked the Steve Miller Band...seriously, what IS the "pompatus" of love?

kateee 03-28-2013 09:20 PM

Why is it soo difficult for my mother to clean my fishtank while I am away at college?

HQWest 03-28-2013 10:43 PM

Why do fools fall in love?

happilyanchored 03-28-2013 11:00 PM

Why am I too lazy to do anything tonight?

IndianaSigKap 03-28-2013 11:14 PM

Who let the dogs out?

TPA85 03-28-2013 11:54 PM

Where are my pants?!

My favorite pair of adidas pants is missing!

greekdee 03-29-2013 12:00 AM

Can someone tell me why I'm on Greek Chat at midnight? Oh never mind -- I know. I'm still waiting for one of you to tell me what the pompatus of love is. What is it?

BAckbOwlsgIrl 03-29-2013 12:07 AM

Why do people insist on meeting to go skiing early when either way, you will get stuck in traffic?

pshsx1 03-29-2013 01:37 AM

How can I do things?

Sister Havana 03-29-2013 02:18 AM

Who wrote the book of love?


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