...and What Would YOU Do if You Were Rudolph???
 

Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

And if I were Rudolph I would have said, "Santa, you fat, nasty old fart, you've GOT to be kidding!" Santa could have stepped up at any time and stopped the reindeer who were tormenting poor Rudolph but did he? Hell no! In fact, according to the television version with the snowman who looks like Burl Ives, when Santa saw Rudolph's deformity, he even told Rudolph's dad that basically NO WAY was he going to make the team. And don't get me started on that father of his...

Wouldn't let him play in their reindeer games, indeed! Well let's see how well they'd do in the fog with no lights..."Whoops, isn't that a mountain up ahead?....Crunch!...."

Am I being too harsh on Santa? What would YOU do?

That was a question that I never thought I'd be asked.... :D

lol, killarney, just when I am about to feel blue, your posts always make me laugh. right on!
Anyway, if I was rudolph, I would have told them little sob's to sit and spin, and say forget ya'll my little red nose is going to get me places, and I am going to be a star, while you low budgets reindeers are still pulling santa's sleigh, I am going to be sitting on top of the world chilling in my nice stable with a mink stole!
DGP- Honey~

I would tell Santa "sure I'll guide your sleigh tonight-but under some certain circumstances and compensation. First I want 1,000,000$ for my trouble and post traumatic events of my childhood-some of which you caused. Second, it is going to be damn cold and thus I want a heater and hot chocolate available at all time. Third, I want you and the coach to kneel at my feet and tell me that I am the one and only that can do this job, that you were wrong about me and apologize for any remarks you made to me as a child."

I would have just filed a complaint against Santa for allowing Hazing. Then they would have shut Santa's House down and expelled all the elves . . .

Tracy, sounds like youve been hitting the bottle all day like me. Santa is a equal opprotunity employer, but you gotta admit, a radioactive nose would raise some concerns.

Kilarney...How FUNNY!

I think Rudolph would have done well to hire aggieAXO to represent him in arbitration. Hours prior to that foggy Christmas Eve, he also should have ingested plenty of oats, alfalfa and corn, so he could give that snooty "Prancer" what he deserves.

Too Funny!!! This put a smile on my face...it's christmas eve, my favorite part of christmas, and I am sick. I never thought of is before.

Tracy,

DVE did a comedy bit saying basically what you said, with Joe Pesci as Rudolph. Mass hilarity and bleeping ensued...

ttt

Killarney you are low key psycho, lol.

ROFLMA!
That's the funniest thing I've read in a LONG time! :D

And James - ha ha ha ha ha

I would demand a high protein lo carb diet and daily rubdowns (courtesy of those punk ass little elves) in preparation for my annual sprint around the world. Gotta keep in shape you know :)

Ho, ho this, fat boy," said the abused little deer to jolly old elf.

one word: renegotiate

*bump*

Four years later, I still stand by my original assessment of the Rudolph situation.

Santa: "Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Rudolph: "Go **** yourself, fata$$"

KR thank you so much for bumping this thread. I have tears in my eyes and my stomach hurts because I've been laughing so hard.

Rudolph should go into Dave Chappelle mode as Rick James and tell Santa, "Say my name....@#$%"

The elf who wanted to be a dentist should work on his boss with out novacaine.

KR, you know I love you, but PUT DOWN THE MARGARITAS!!! You and I both know that, if Rudolph refused, he'd be the new line of Coach purses once the delivery run had been made!!

I'd probably get assfaced and try to tag team cupid with my boy blitzen.

You know blitzen got down.

By contract, I'd probably have to lead the sleigh, but you could bet the union would hear about it first thing 12/26.

If I was Rudoph, I would sue Santa and the reindeers for discrimation because of the red nose. With the money I'll win, I'll get Herbie, Yunkon, the Snowmonster and the King of Misfit Toys to help me run my own toy factory. With the success of that, I'll buy out Santa's shop and he would have to get all of his toys that he has to deliver from me!

It's so ironic that my friend and I talked about this tonight and Mom and I have also talked about this.

If I were Rudolf, in one word:
 

Rhinoplasty.

I got to say, thats the way to go :D

Too funny, lol

If I were Rudolph I would find the food that gave me the worst gas and eat it ALL...

I think this shows what Rudolph really did, lmao
 

http://pic11.picturetrail.com/VOL368.../120733161.jpg



:o :o

Would it go something like this

http://www.yahoo.americangreetings.c...546&path=40749

or more like this

http://www.yahoo.americangreetings.c...474&path=40749

Hopefully With My Hot Nose, I would place it up some cold asses to get them to thaw!:D

Re: I think this shows what Rudolph really did, lmao
 

Oh geez, Carla! Way to make me almost fall out of my chair! :D

Re: Re: I think this shows what Rudolph really did, lmao
 

:D I got it yesterday and immediately thought of this thread. LMAO

Hay, really great cartoon, couldn't stop laughing. But, if I were Rudolph I suppose I'd just put on my kevlar and apply my Army training. OK guys, mount up, suivez moi!*

*Motto of the 14th Cav. "Suivez Moi = Follow Me"

Sleep well America, on any dark and stormy night your Army is awake, ready to go, and there when needed.
Sorry to add just a note of seriousness to this very funny thread, but for far too many years American Soldiers were viewed and treated much like Rudolph, until things got kind of interesting... Yeah, very much like Rudolph.

Reading through this thread, I see the names of a lot of old friends I haven't heard from in a long time. Bumping to get opinions from the newest generation of GreekChatters!

My List of demands:

1. I want a pay raise, holiday pay, AND a Christmas bonus.
2. I want a rubdown before, after, and mid-way through.
3. I get a 60/40 split on those cookies being left by the trees.
4. Whoever made fun of me the most gets ridden by the gassy elf.
5. When we get back, he pays the plastic surgeon to give me a new nose.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!