Someone Needs to Invent . . .
 

QUESTION: What do you feel should be invented to make your world a little more brighter, efficient or user friendly?


1. CAR MEGAPHONES: I really believe that someone needs to invent megaphones for cars. Ideal08 proposed this on one of our road trips and at the time I thought she was ludicrous but NOW I want one soooooo bad. The horn does not get it but me yelling, fussing and other things might.

2. PATIENCE PILLS: Feeling a little impatient? Pop a patient pill and feel the calming effects of patience for 6-8 hours. :cool:

3. ISSUES RADAR: Meet a new person and want to know what is WRONG with them? Shake their hand and all their issues comes forth. :D

A car with a computer that you can just program your destination into and it'll take you there without you having to steer any wheel, change any gears or hit brakes and gas.

That would be GRRRRREAT !

Inventions
 

They need to invent a good man! ok ok I know that's impossible:p

How about a robot that scoops up my cat's kitty litter.

A gaget that can tell you when a man is gay, married, or a no job:D



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caller ID that TALKSso that I don't have to break my neck trying to get to the box or particular phone with caller ID on it before I answer it

A toilet seat warmer

an alternate for salt and sand in the winter. Salt melts the snow and ice but makes animals sick and also damges the roads and your car. Sand gives helps with traction until it gets carried away on the wheels...then you slide all over the place. Plus it doens't melt anything

A universal return center at the mall. this would be for all of those gifts that you don't want no matter what store in the mall that they came from. the center could have all merchandise on file with the current value of the item in case you don't have a receipt!!

a cell phone plan that offers FREE voicemail, caller ID, Three-way calling, roaming, long distance, and in-coming calls!!

I really need.......
 

Mittens/Cover-ups for the side view mirrors on vehicles. The mirrors on my truck are huge and on a cold and frosty morning the heat doesn't defrost them quickly or all the way. Wiping them down doesn't work that well either.

They actually make those. My sister has one. It will eiither tell you the number of the person calling or you can program a number that calls alot and it will say the person's name.

i dont understand traffic!!?? if eveyone just MOVES then whats the problem?

conveyer belts for freeways.....

Voice-operated word processors, typewriters, WordPro software, etc. in order to VASTLY speed up the process of typing notes, research papers, letters, etc.

An automatic dinner-cooking machine---you know, like the automatic coffee maker. With this invention, all you would need to do is punch in what you want for dinner that day and what time and it will be ready whenever you and your family get home.

A magic word (or SOMETHING) that will put my 2 and a half-year-old son to sleep automatically at bedtime.


This is a great topic. I'll haveto think of some other things.

and the NOBEL PEACE PRIZE GOES TO. . .
 

Man, korkscru, the person who invents this will be my HERO/SHERO for life.

I want someone to invent a personal hair stylist for the poor or moderate middle class.

SEPARATE HIGHWAYS
 

Anyone who works for DEPARTMENT of TRANSPORTATION needs to handle this one ASAP:

A SEPARATE HIGHWAY for ALL TRUCKS with more than 4 wheels

A woman's friend
 

Cycle days.

This idea comes from a friend of mine, a Delta who worked for my competing newspaper in Knoxville. She suggested this in an internal message (e-mail's predecessor) about a decade ago.

She suggests that women be allowed to take days off, with pay, so that you can get your stuh together. As she put it , what good are you to yourself and those around you when you're all cranky and *****y?:p

From CT4
1. CAR MEGAPHONES: I really believe that someone needs to invent megaphones for cars. Ideal08 proposed this on one of our road trips and at the time I thought she was ludicrous but NOW I want one soooooo bad. The horn does not get it but me yelling, fussing and other things might

Ohhh, I am soooo feeling you on the car megaphone!:mad: Even though I would probably get mine revoked due to abuse because folks CAN NOT drive in Kansas!!


From korkscru
Voice-operated word processors, typewriters, WordPro software, etc. in order to VASTLY speed up the process of typing notes, research papers, letters, etc.

I know that I have seen voice-activated word processing programs. As you speak into the microphone (or headset) it types your words. In the beginning, they were really expensive and only used by the handicap. I am positive that they have it @ CompUSA and some other office supply store.

Me? I wish:

1.) Someone would invent a HUMAN muzzle that is attached to the end of a whip. That way, when someone opens their mouth to voice their UNSOLICITIED opinion, something stupid or inappropriate (especially repeat offenders) you could just "whip it on 'em" and shut them up. I would especially love to use this in the workplace!:D

2.) a robot maid so that way I wouldn't have to worry about her stealing or trying to seduce my (future) husband!

Re: SEPARATE HIGHWAYS
 

AMEN Soror!!! I'll even contribute to this one!!

this might be stupid... but i would like someone to invent something that can make thing COLD really, really fast. Like a reverse microwave, for those of us who are too lazy / impatient to wait for jello to set, wait for wine to chill, don't have time to run to the 7-11 for ice (or have don't have an icemaker on the fridge), etc.

An inflatable spa!

WOW
 

This is a really, really good idea!!!! I guess until then, we'll have to use CT4's impatience pills! LOL

WHY WHY WHY was I coming in here to say HUMAN MUZZLE????? Why is that some tripped out mess right there? HoneyKiss, girl, I feel you!

Ok, how about this, (LOL) a keyboard shocker (This is the 'virtual' form of a human muzzle, lmao). Why, you ask? So that when you visit a website that you've been banned from, you get shocked!!

Oh Joooooooohn
 

:D :eek: :cool:

ROFLMAO!!!
Yo Azz is coo coo!!

I am over here choking on pretzels and gasping for air.

Re: WOW
 

Shhhhhhhhh! Hush your mouth, you are giving people ideas! ;):eek:;)

well, i would like to place an advance order AND purchase stock in the patience pills. i wish they would hurry up and be invented!

I COULD N'T RESIST...
 

A "can of whupa$"$...for the obvious reasons :p :p

Hee, hee, hee---I have a funny side too!

a windshield wiper that won't hold #$?%#$&%^*$$ing parking tickets!!!!

Inventions
 

Someone, anyone NEEDS to invent:

A STUPID STOPPER CHIP :
It would be a small chip given to every stupid person to wear everyday...It would give them a nice, healthy shock whenever they opened their mouths to say or do something stupid.

A ROBOTIC MAID
For obvious reasons!

AN ELECTRONIC DATE PREDICTOR
An electronic device that forecasts the dating potential of every guy that approaches you. This way you won't waste your time.


A TELEPATHIC VCR
A VCR that can read my mind and automatically record all the shows I forget to tape.

...and whoever had the idea about the issues radar, my hat's off to you! LOL:D

I personally feel that someone needs to invent an remote control with and paging device. Sometimes my family would go months without finding the remote. I think the dog took it one time and hid it for about two weeks:D

t t t. . . any more.

They got those it's called Ritalin :D
I wish somebody would invent a money tree ...

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:cool: :D :cool:

Can I get a YAY MEN!!!:)

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funny, CT4......hateful, but funny.

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My prayers have been answered!!!!! Where can I purchase this? Can I get a discount if I buy more than 1? You know these would make great gifts for Women's Month. Just a thought.....LOL

That is so cute and funny. :) I showed this remote to my boyfriend and he didn't see the humor in it. Lol! But all you ladies understand ya man need some controling sometimes. But of course they wouldn't be your man without their silly annoying habits.

I think that someone needs to create a pill to avoid procrastinating. I'm in school and I have lately been faced with procrastining with a few assignments. :rolleyes:

Please invent a drive through library. Most days I just go to the library to pick up books I have already ordered. I should not have to cut off my car, run in, stand in line, etc. etc. etc. just to pick up one book.

An automatic hairstyler (as seen on The Simpsons) :cool: It would resemble a hooded hair dryer. All you would do is input the type of hairstyle that you wanted (i.e. a shiny sleek flatiron or a roller wrap) sit in the chair, place the hood over your head and VOILA!!!!

5 minutes later you are ready to go! :cool:

I immediately thought of the Jetson's. LOL.


Hmm. That driving machine sounds pretty great. I hate driving!

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WOW!! CHURCH! It reminds me of this doll I saw in stores during Christmas time. It was called Mr. Terrific or something like that. Anyway, you push him and he makes comments such as, "No honey, I don't need to watch the game. We can watch whatever you want." It was pretty funny!

1) car tailgating system- for those idiots who pull up too close at red lights. whenever someone behind you stops way too close, a loud obnoxious sound emerges hummiliating the tailgater.


2) the turn signal blocking device- this will teach people to always use the turn signal. the car will not turn without first putting on the turn signal

A Talking license So when somebody gets to running off at the mouth or talking crazy, you can revoke or suspend their license. Something that would force people to think before they speak.

A whiny-little-brat silencer. So when there's some little kid screaming and carrying on at the next table in the restaurant, and his parents are taking no notice, you can just *zap* and the kid gets instant laryngitis. Ah, blissful quiet... ;)

A transporter beam, like the ones on Star Trek. I'd love to just be able to beam to work...

A radar detector that can detect instant-on radar even when it's off.

An anti-tailgating device. When someone is hanging 2 inches off your back bumper at 75mph on the interstate, it automatically triggers the release of a box of nails onto the road immediately behind your car.

I'll take some of those anti-procrastinating pills too. I've been putting off taking my certification exam for months now. And I could definitely use that He-mote Control! :D

hi ladies!!!!

sorry to crash your board, but this thread is TERRIFIC!!!

I have an item I would like to be invented:

* A 'School House Rocks" series for college courses!!!! This would make studying for finals fun *AND* entertaining!!! :D

1) instant parent slapper- do you ever walk into a public area and see a parent that just lets their child scream and whine as if they didnt care? did you ever want to give that parents a piece of your mind? well, with just a clever push of a button, this parent will get a good slap in the face that literally came out of nowhere. get instant satisfaction as you watch these parents that do wont to take care of their child get what they never saw coming: a good slap in the face.

2) b*tch be gone spray- ever have a confrontation with a girl that wont get out of your face? just a quick spray will cause her to disappear into thin air.

3) my baby's daddy monitor- a tracking device is inserted into the man at puberty. this device is on endless supply. there is one for each sperm. upon sex, the device/sperm is planted in the woman. when the baby is born, the male can be easily found (in case he decides to run) dna tests will soon become a thing of the past. many more single moms can now say, 'hello child support!!'



dont ask how i thought of it. i am sleep deprived right now

Thank you, I will take one of each please.

Yes, I just saw that movie this weekend and the same idea came to mind. It would help that Jack Black was teaching in class also.