Alright, it's gotta be asked...ladies...what's the "perfect" size?
 

Once again, i'll get the obligatory warning outta the way. If you are offended of talk of sexual nature DO NOT CONTINUE READING!
k, now...

As a guy it is always interesting to know what women prefer in those oh so intimate moments. ( This is why smart guys read cosmo when ya aren't looking!) Size of equipment is generally a hot topic of discussion and answers usually run the gamut from, and I'll quote some people I know on this one,

"size doesn't matter'
"size does matter"
"size doesn't matter if I know he loves me"
"ya, i guess size matters but I'll trade that in for a good tounge lashing"
"nothing matters if he's rich!"

to the ever popular...

"as long as I don't laugh when i see it it's fine."

So...

Fess up ladies, what is ideal for you? Is there any general "preferred" size or what? Fact is, most guys would fall into the "average" category and they would like to know if its honestly good enough. This is the type of stuff GUYS talk about, even though no guy will ever admit to being only "average" but, that's our nature I guess.

So, fire away, and keep this quote from a good friend of mine in mind when thinking: (interpreted from a drunk convo at 3:30 a.m. after ALL the bars had closed.

"You wanna throw me a low blow, you gotta step on the floor!" - J.S.

POINT OF CLARIFICATION!!!!!
"average" being between 5 1/2 and 6 1/2 "

ok...

"Average" is definitely wonderful.

Teeny as in the "laugh when I see it" is bad. I want to know I am having sex, to be blunt about it.

On the large end-- "girth is good" Length can be painful.

So give me average to average with some added girth any day!

OMG did I just type that?

lol amy, remember, we have no shame here!!

Ok, well I agree that 'average' length with a bit wider girth is perfect.

I must say that I agree! ;)

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Actually average is between 4.5 and 5.5 or so I have read . . .

But if either number is true why is that every guy has a 8-11 inch monster hiding in his shorts? there must be an awful lot of 1-2 inchers to make the averages come out right ;)

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well shit bro, I hope the average I got from reading is right compared to your average, at least for the sake of the ladies, know what i'm sayin?:p

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Again, girth, not length is more important. ;)

Average is good. And there's also some truth to the expression "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean." :D

definitely average is fine with me. I dated a 6"4" guy one time and I thought-oh I bet he is hung well. Ok I almost laughed when I saw it, needless to say I could not get that out of my mind and I ended the relationship. I am not a shallow person but sex is part of a relationship. Just like some guys can't date girls with small breasts I prefer not to date guys with less than average equipment.

Ya know, the "largest" guy I have dated was also the shortest? There is a such thing as TOO big though, which I learned with this guy. And since he was my first, I didn't like sex too much until I started dating my current guy :)

Average is just fine. Too big = pain, and pain is not arousing. I don't want to look at a guy and be scared of it. :-P

Myth #2: Penis size doesn't matter

Perhaps assuming that the fragile male ego can't handle the truth, diminutive television personality Dr. Ruth Westheimer and others of her ilk have popularized the notion that size doesn't matter. Truth is, it does--but not in the way that you think.

Basically, if an erect penis measures about 5 inches from base to tip (give yourself the benefit of the doubt and take the measure from the underside), it's considered average. And this is one case where average is very good indeed. "There are many women who express a preference for an average-size penis," says Irwin Goldstein, M.D., professor of urology at Boston University School of Medicine. "Their preferences are usually a blend of taste, esthetics, habit, comfort, pressure and. pleasure."

Another thing: Women vary in size, too. Some have longer vaginas, some shorter. So if you pride yourself on your exceptional length but the woman in your life is shorter than average, you might be missing her sexual mark.

That raises two questions: How do you tel if you're a perfect fit? And what can you do if you're not? Think back on the last couple of times you made love and try to remember if you felt the tip of your penis bump into something at the maximum thrust point. If it did, then you probably hit her cervix (or the diaphragm covering her cervix) and you're long enough to hit the hot spots. If you hit it so hard she complained, you're probably a little on the long side. That takes some adjusting. In this situation, "The missionary position works best because that's where you tend to get the least depth of penetration," says Barbara Keesling, Ph.D., a practicing sex therapist in Santa Ana, California, and author of the new book How to Make Love All Night. You might also want to try woman-on-top positions where the woman is facing you: They can minimize length while maximizing upper-wall stimulation.

On the other hand, if you have never felt some type of resistance when thrusting, you may be a little on the short side compared to her anatomy. No problem. If you're using the missionary position, have her elevate her legs and bring them toward her chest. This shortens the vaginal canal. "If you're kneeling in front other," advises Keesling, "try to get your pelvis as close to hers as possible." This position maximizes your length.

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Nahh, not at all, i don't take all of these posts to heart or anything. It seemed like an interesting topic. Judging by the resposne its getting, i was right. But thanks for your insight.

I have to say this......shouldn't questions like this be known? What is the point of askin, just wondering.

ummm - like beavis and butthead once said (now I realize that's not a solid primary source but shaddup):

Dude - if you have to ask, you're never going to know . . .

Oh my god, ROFLMAO!! But very true ;)

what's the point of this thread? Are you conducting some kind of study for....bow chicka bow wow later on....?

It's ALWAYS a good idea to know what is going on in the mind of the female persuasion, for reference sake. And if getting the answer is as easy as asking for the truth, a guy would be an idiot not to try and obtain as much info as he could on the issue. I'm tryin to help out all the brothas on this site, but some of you clowns don't seem to realize this fact.

Haven't ever felt the need to ask. I learned this kind of stuff back in early high school years. Sorry dude but I think most guys already know what women like/want.

Of course man, thats expected, but i think its cool to hear different perspectives of people on this board is all, can't really hurt to have a bit more knowledge of a few more women out there can it? At least I don't think so.

....okay i realize you've only been around for a couple of days, but asking stupid questions after the other about everyday intricacies of life ain't gonna bump you up to mod status...this kind of thread cheapens greekchat, talking about penis size....christ, grow up.

Its cool dude, not trying to like take any shots at you or anything, but like what has been said by the gc women is already known.

A more adequate way to phrase your question would be "What size mushroom tattoo would look good on my forehead?"

And I wouldn't be calling other people clowns when you're the guy asking girls about ideal penis sizes.

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Oh I agree my friend - totally; he that is informed is more likely to succeed. Now, the rest will sound bitter - but it's not, nothin on you man . . .

But now that I know that the perfect penis size is "somewhere in the normal range, depending on how he uses it, and also on what I like as a woman" - I'll make sure to stock up on the full range of penises to make sure that I have that perfect one for any situation. It's sort of like snap-on tools . . . and I guess I'll even roll with the pun on that one too. Why not?

The point is - this thread doesn't exist in the realm of "IT HAD TO BE ASKED!" - so I feel that the questioning of the point is valid. So was your response.

And in conclusion, I would like to juggle some big heavy ass balls, make a seal honk some horns, and whatever else us clowns do. Peace man - just filling you in on where these other guys are coming from . . . maybe the next thread should be, "Let's say my penis isn't in fact the perfect size - too big, too small, bent at a 90 degree angle - what can I do to still put you 'over the top' in bed?"

thanks to everyone who's responded - the info is great, now it's all the application . . . bow chicka bow wow

woah , woah , woah, ithink you guys are maybe taking this post waaaayy different than i intended it. it wasn't meant to be sleazy or anything, apologies if its coming across that way, it really IS a legit question, i didn't think I'd be getting bitched at for it though. What the hell dude?

Didn't we cover this in the "non virgin" thread? I said it once, I'll say it again.....girth over length anyday. Too long = ouch. If you are hitting the bottom but not scraping the sides, she's never gonna get where you want her to go. Remember Goldilocks and the Three Bears? Not too big, not too small, but juuuust right. You want a Goldilocks Cock.

this may seem like a run of the mill answer, but i don't think that size matters. my girlfriends and i have discussed this topic too many times. our general consensus is that there are too many guys out there w/"big ones" who don't know what to do w/it. it's the motion of the ocean, not the size of the ship that counts. the only exception is if he's less than 3"-4".

I am sick of the "top ten" threads myself. No offense, but good God almighty i think ive heard more top tens out of you this week then David Letterman has done in his entire years. That being said, on to my story.......

A good friend of mine bought a new cab and chasis diesel when we were in high school. A recently graduated girl that worked at the shell that we all got together at before school to pull trucks, swap stories, and what not, was what you would call a "fast" girl. A few of us in the crowd had relations, lol, with her. So my buddy gets her in the front seat of his new truck after school one evening, and they are getting ready to breed, when he takes of his pants. Upon seeing his wanger, the girl says "Who are you gonna please with that thing????"

His answer?

"Myself"

Bow chicka bow bow, or whatever the hell it is.

Good for you Sarah! Shatter all the small guys. Doom on them for having bad penis Karma!

They must have been total tools in a previous life to have a miniature penis as a cross to bear in this one . . .:eek:

4.5-5.5 is AVERAGE? :eek:

I had always read it was 5-7 inches when erect.

Have I been misled?

The consistent avergae is 5 inches. In fact a University of California study (I forget whichschool) found the average to be 5.03 inches from tip to base.

I believe the Heit Report on Human Sexuality backs this up, stating the average male penis to be in the range of 5" long.

eek
 

when you are into penil length..
you have said it all
mmcat
:rolleyes:

*Above average*;) ;) :cool:

blow me
 

He knows this because he actually has the balls to pick up a womans mag like cosmo and take the time to figure out what is going on in the minds of women. Whereas your the type of man that wouldnt go down on a women for fear of losing your masculinity. But that works out better for all of us that actually take the time to learn the intrests of women.

P.S. Please tell your girlfriend to stop calling me. She called in the middle of supper last night wanting me to throw the bone to her but I have a big pet peeve about being disturbed during a meal. Gracias.

Mine is just right!:) It works for ME!:D

Not to big, not to small but just right!!!!!!:D I do eat Porridge!;)

To borrow the words from some really dumb cigarette add from a few years ago,

"It's not how long you make it, it's how you make it long."

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Hey, madmax - if you're going to drop in an insult, at least be original and show some thought. KABillyMac had a good point - and this is all you come up with in response?

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...yeah no kidding...boy, he's got some sand in his viginia...

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