Who'd win in a fight?
 

Morrisey vs Robert Smith

I'd say Robert Smith will kick Morrisey's ass!!!!

I think it would go to the bitter end, where Morrissey would reign supreme.

I agree, Robert Smith would Be too worried about his lipstick.

How about Obama and Romney? I can't recall seeing too more mild mannered men.

Martin Van Buren will rise from the dead and scare the shit out of both of them.

Honey Boo Boo's mom vs Abby Lee Miller from Dance Moms.

Abby Lee.

33girl vs. Nutbrnhair?

My first instinct is to go with 33girl. However, Nutbrnhair is a Chi Omega, so she would have the largest fan base cheering her on. ;)

33. No contest.

ETA: it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. And I know who I'd want on my side in a rock fight.

John Cena vs anybody and everybody.

LOL. Ray Lewis or Megatron. I'll take a real athlete. :P

Has anyone seen the Tosh.0 episode where he tells you which celebrities would win or lose a fight against him? The best line is about Keanu Reeves. I won't spoil it, because it makes me laugh every time I see it.

NSFW

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-...tended-version

(Sorry about the long commercial)

Steven Segal vs Van Damme. (I was gonna say Chuck Norris, but that's obvious).

Van Damme, Segal has let himself go.

Mitt Romney vs. Big Bird?

Liam Neeson would kick Segal, van Damme and Norri arses

Big Bird would smother Mitt Romney.

And then Mitt would say he never intended to cut funding to PBS at all.

Ugh can we NOT turn a fun thread into a political mosh pit?

Jennifer Aniston or Courtney Cox?

Lisa Kudrow would sneak in there and they'd both be on the floor, looking around and saying "what happened?"

Mumford and Sons vs. The Avett Brothers.

Close, but this is what would happen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW2nrSOLTCo

Thank you. I thought I'd get an entertaining answer. Guess not.

Mumford!

Bella (Twilight) vs. Buffy the Vampire Slayer

If Buffy doesn't win, I'm moving to Mars

Voldemort vs. Sauron

Draw

Molly Weasley vs Clair Huxtable

Molly Weasley.
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/up...ly-weasley.jpg


Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffin

Homer is a lovable dumbass. Peter is just a dumbass.

Tony the Tiger vs. Snap, Crackle and Pop

Chester Cheetah vs MC SkatCat

Chester Cheetah. MC SkatCat made the wrong move of 2 steps forward and then 2 steps back.

Abraham Lincoln vs The Death Dealers (Underworld)

Abe Lincoln is a kick ass vampire hunter.

Mary Kate or Ashley Olsen

Ashley.

Hillary vs Condi

Definately Hillary, she got the power of Bill Clinton!!!!

Sean Connery vs Roger Moore vs Pierce Brosnan vs Daniel Craig

Daniel Craig.

I'm too tired to think of the next match up

Dr Phil vs Dr Oz

Dr. Phil. He'd sit on Dr. Oz.

Flying Monkeys vs. Oompa Loompas.

Even Flying Monkeys think Oompa Loompas are creepy and frightening. I'm handing this one to the Oompas.

Backstreet Boys vs. N*Sync. Then or now.

N*Sync.

One Direction vs. NKOTB

NKOTB hands down!

Kristen Wiig or Tina Fey?

Oh tough call.....

Kristen Wiig




Rebel Wilson v. Carnie Wilson

Carnie will just eat anyone that gets in her way.

Chris Rock vs Chris Tucker

Chris Rock. Chris Tucker is just a Chris Rock knock-off.

Cheney vs. Biden

Cheney. He'll just shoot Biden.

Elmo vs. Cookie Monster

Cookie monster hands down

Zombie from walking dead vs zombie from resident evil (no zombie bosses, just the regular zombies)