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no hope for human race....
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I slapped a bag of weed.
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I kicked my ex.
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I love how mine is the only one so far that doesn't make sense.
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I hugged a homeless man.
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I SLAPPED CHRIS BROWN YESSSSS
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However, I banged a gangsta.. like that would ever happen :rolleyes: |
Idk, banging a condom does make sense to me, especially for a woman.
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I robbed a bag of weed. I guess that would be good.....if I were a smoker.
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I kissed a bowl of cereal. Lame. Pout. |
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I jumped a bowl of cereal. How does that even work, especially for a woman? I mean, I guess I could jump OVER a bowl of cereal... :p |
I shot the cookie monster.
I'm going to have to explain a few things to my nieces... |
I stabbed my ex.
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I killed a pimp.
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I slapped a homeless man. Sheesh, what a bitch I am.
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I got "I banged a bowl of cereal".
I don't even want to know how that happens. |
I jumped my ex. Alrighty... There are a lot of 17/18ths, though!
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My daughter kicked a condom. She better keep that quiet during recruitment next year....
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i jumped a condom. trying to figure that one out lol.
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I robbed a bowl of cereal. How boring is that?
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I stabbed the Trojan man....
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Mine is "I stabbed a bag of weed". No sense.
My husbands is "I robbed my ex.". Which would actually make sense....if he had an ex. |
I killed a snowman.
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I kicked a gangsta
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I raped a teletubby. Uncomfortable.
Psi U MC Vito, you were born one day after I was. |
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I stabbed my snowman.
Great, the ghost of Burl Ives is now going to haunt me, now that he knows one of his brothers stabbed a snowman. |
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I jumped a bag of weed. :confused: |
Da fuq?
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I kicked a Teletubby. (Betchur ass I would, too!) |
I kissed Chris Brown.
Goddammit. Those bruises I have from that little incident I had with a law dictionary and a high shelf might start to look bit suspect... |
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I kicked yo momma!
At least it makes sense but I wonder who's momma. |
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