The U Bout As Funny As The Olsen Twins Award
 

I took the title for Soror QTE's award in the You Sho Is Ugly Thread.

Who gets your vote for being SO unfunny?

1. HITS -- BOOOOOOO LOSER!!
2. REYNALDO REY

1.Miss Loud Obnoxious and overall embarassing Kim Whitley from
Oh Drama!!
2.Flex, He is sooo not funny it is unreal. Who discovered this
fool?:confused:
3.Mark Curry of "Hangin' with Mr. Cornball" I mean Cooper.

Here goes. I would give awards to:

1. D.L. Hughley on the "Hugley's". He tries too hard yall and he just ain't funny.

2. Jazzy Jeff on "Prince of Bell Aire". He just can't act. He can't even ACT funny.

3. The professor on "The Parkers". Need I say any more?

I can't think of anymore right now, but I'll be back.

no doubt
 

CITA CITA CITA!

I cannot stand that bald headed freak of a microchip!

I feel all loved soror! Thanks for making the title a post!

the Olsen twins are not funny!and if you notice, when they get older, one is going to be REALLY pretty and the other one is going to look a little bit "off":p



QTE ;)

Re: no doubt
 

The Olson Twins were BOTH "off" as babies. My how they've improved!

But any hoo, Do you guys know that show on BET with the guy who plays "Little Darryl". I think its called "How We Live". None of those people on that show are funny.

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EDDIE GRIFFITH! EDDIE GRIFFITH! EDDIE GRIFFITH!
*i don't think i can say it enuff. dude is so not funny that it hurts me!*

CrimsonTide4, you were SO on point when you said reynaldo rey. he is too old to be that dang nasty.

now that you mention it, most of the comedians on comic view suck!

the short, chubby guy on flex' new show (who, by the by, isn't funny either) is not funny either. it's like he tries too hard. and if you notice, dude has been on a lot of television shows that fail (remember "the brothers" with kadeem hardison & 'nem). hmmm...

david alan grier is sooo not funny

and don't let me forget...shawn wayans!!!! my goodness! he's nice to look at, but he's so funny that it makes him ugly.

I TOTALLY forgot about CITA. Who's doing the talking for her because I just want to knock her one good one.

Now I love Steve Harvey on "THE STEVE HARVEY SHOW", but as a stand-up comedian----No, No, No!!!

Ms. Laura (an oldie on Comic View and one of the hostess for th Queens of comedy). She's just not funny to me.

T.P. Herns. He makes me absolutely sick with all of that fast talking. I can't stand this comedian. Plus he acts as if he has a little sugar in his tank. :) :)

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Honey that is Kelly Perine and EVERY SHOW he has been on did not last long, i.e. Parenthood. He has the MIDAS TOUCH, everything he touches gets cancelled. :p

Shawn Wayans nor Marlon Wayans are funny to me.

RICKY SMILEY- How he got to host Comic View is beyond me.
GARY ?- the "white" Comic View host (same as above)
KIM WHITLEY:mad: - It seems like she tries too hard to be funny
MISS LAURA-funny like my ghetto grandma but not as a stand up comedienne
STEVE HARVEY-he is just sooooo not funny

Honey that is Kelly Perine and EVERY SHOW he has been on did not last long, i.e. Parenthood. He has the MIDAS TOUCH, everything he touches gets cancelled.


Oh lawd! that is jacked up! but so true!
:D

Tigga needs to just be removed from the Earth!


QTE

are ya'll serious?
 

steve harvey is HIGHlarious to me! have ya'll seen his 2 HBO specials? they are soooo funny.

Everyone on BET, except Rickey Smiley, who actually is funny

Shawn Wayans -- he's just corny and not funny, what was his purpose? They must have been using him for his looks. But, then again, he's not all that cute

LL Cool J on In The House -- Another one that's there for his looks

The New Host of Showtime at The Apollo

I was going to say the Wayans, but somebody beat me to it.

But I do think Soror Kim Wheatley is funny.
Also I've seen the Steve Harvey specials and I think he is funny also.
Ricki Smiley is funny to me also.
The new host on Comicview is not funny to me
Eddie Murphy has lost it
Jay Leno isn't funy either

Oh My...
 

I personally know Rudy Rush (Showtime at the Apollo Host) for a long time and trust me...that is a funny brother!!! Go see him do stand up and you'll be convinced.


Jerry Seinfeld is soooooo NOT funny to me. All his jokes sound the same.

Tia and Tamara Mowry... liked the show because of Jackee, but they are Not funny.

I'll tell who is funny, Chris Kattan and Will Ferrel on Saturday Night Live... Oh Boy.

My List...
 

At the top of the list: Eddie Griffinth :mad: HE's ugly and unfunny...not a good combo...

Also:
Kim Whitley
Mo'Nique (on the Parkers)
Mark Curry (how'd he get a job?!)
Tom Green (he's just stupid)

How could ya'll forget about.........
 

SINBAD!!!!!!! (I've only heard him say one funny thing in my entire life and that was when he was on A Diff'rent World!!!!)

AND

Jamie Foxx (Is it just me or does he take ANY and EVERY opportunity he can to sing?????)


AND

Sheryl Underwood (I ain't NEVER laughed at nothing she said!!!)

I also agree that: the new dude on The Apollo, L.L.Cool J, and NONE of the Wayans siblings are funny.

Re: Oh My...
 

I thought I was the only one. Nobody else that I know finds them funny. They're funny together and apart!

D.L. Hughley
The Wayans
Both of the Olsen Twins WILL be in Playboy Magazine (..it's just a matter of time)
And the NUMBER ONE NOT FUNNY AWARD goes to:

CARROT TOP -->That S-T-U-P-I-D Redhead guy in the 1-800 commercials.....what a D-O-R-K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can u say...GET A REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!???

Are you alleging that he is MORE unfunny than David Arquette?

LIES

David Arquette is the unfunniest man on the face of the planet!!!!!
His 1-800 commercials actually made my head hurt.

Re: How could ya'll forget about.........
 

OH MY GOD!!! :eek: PLEASE tell me you did not just say that Sinbad and Jamie Foxx are NOT funny! I think we need to check your temp, hon. ;)

I did not realize how funny Sinbad was until I saw him live at one of his comedy shows earlier this year...he is a REALLY good clean comic. Jamie Foxx is hilarious, too...he's just IGNANT funny. :p

Now, I must co-sign on D.L. Hughley, Eddie Griffith, Steve Harvey, and The Wayans not being funny. Something just ain't right with them.:confused:

hey
 

Yeah, I don't watch OH DRAMA anymore, but our Soror Kim Whitley just isn't funny...at all! It's embarassing (folks, not all Deltas are this loud, raunchy, and obnoxious).

Uh...Comic View isn't funny...it has it's funny MOMENTS...but, it's not funny enough to stay on air.

What else...uh...HITS from the Street isn't funny...D.L. Hughley...the list is endless because It's hard finding funny shows and comics these days.

I got the Queens of Comedy for Christmas and finally watched it in January. That isht did not make me laugh. They put me to sleep. Who named them as the Queens?

I am not the biggest fan of Sheryl Underwood, but why was she NOT a Queen.

I used to think Miss Laura was funny til I saw that on Queens she told the jokes from the 2nd season of Comicview. :eek: :mad:

Adele Givens -- she was aiiiiight on Def Comedy Jam but her big lip jokes just don't do it for me anymore.

I kindo agree with ya CT4. The only comedian that I actually though was funny was Monique!

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CTHU CTHU CTHU

I'm going to be laughing to myself for the rest of the day!!



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TTT. . .

Funny....
 

I agree with everyone that the Wayans brothers aren't funny...their sister (Kim I think) was pretty funny though

I don't think that Reynaldo Rey is funny

and I hate that Carrot Top dude from 1-800-Collect also...he's from Charlotte and I heard he liked flunked out of high school or something.....

I don't think Flex from "One on One"or Diana Ross's daughter that plays Joan on "Girlfriends" (her eyes freak me out) is funny either

I'll sure I'll think of some more later........

Is it just me or does JOAN from Girlfriends look like a birth canal pregnancy gone wrong? It looks like NO ONE tried to shape her head or like she spent some days in the birth canal.:confused:

CT4, you are so wrong for that one! :p lol

:confused: But am I wrong in my summation?:p

no offense, but the Olson twins have always looked a little down syndrome-ish.... I USED to think THAT was funny...

I was half-watching Holler yesterday and that was ALL Sheryl Underwood did... NOT funny...

Jay Leno & Kevin Eubanks are about as funny as a minstrel show in blackface...

MOST of the cast of Saturday Night Live is MOST unfunniful...

And as MUCH as I HATE to say it, Cita is sooooooooooooo not gangsta! When she FIRST came on she was bearable... but now she reminds me of the chicks I see on the bus...

Kim Whitley is an embarassment...

Re: How could ya'll forget about.........
 

The funniest thing Sinbad ever said on A Diff'rent World was when he looked at Ron and said...

"Boy, does your momma like you?"

Sorry, I still use that line to this day.

Andy Dick. He came down here for our homecoming and got booed off the stage.

Ha. Ha. Ha?

ttt
 

Any others. . .

1. Dave Chappelle (He is loud and annoying)
2.ALL the WAYANS family- Damon has his moments but for the most part neither of them are funny
3. The loud girl from Queens of Comedy, she played Trixie on Playas Club. . .what is her name? Whatever it is she is not funny.

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Oh, so I take it he's the black McLean Stevenson in that regard.

Now for my list:

Bill Daily (Maj. Healy on I Dream of Jeannie and airline pilot Howard Borden on the Bob Newhart Show). He was a regular panelist on Match Game from 1979-81 and was SO loehme and his jokes fell flat everytime. The most notable eps w/him involved him losing his response card and Gene and gang took 2-3 minutes out of the game crawling around the set looking for it and it turned out that he had it in the slot all along :mad:

The other instance was him hijacking the game for 5 whole minutes doing some really silly antics with his microphone and got the whole panel all worked up and acting silly--Brett singing "There's No Business Like Show Business", etc. Gene actually lost control of the game while all this silliness occured (a rarety as far as his hosting ability went). DARN YOU, BILL!! :mad:

Other unfunny stars:

Sinbad (I only liked his stand-up routine in the Robert Townsend comedy special. Other than that, fuggitaboutit).

Michael Ian Black on I Love the 80s--he was tolerable on the 1st one, but the "Strikes Back" one, his deadpan humor got on my nerves.

Loni Love

Mo'Nique--her Queens of Comedy "pull up to the bumper" routine turned me off royally.

Sommore and Sheryl Underwood--hearing them talk incessantly about richard like it was going out of style, I think I'll pass...

Ricky Smiley--I actually saw him get booed so badly at Central State's May Weekend, he had to halt his performance and one of the administrators actually scolded and lectured the audience on their behavior and manners. *LOL*

Donal Logue almost made my list, but his humor on ILT80s Strikes Back grew on me to a point I actually liked it-watch it now, Donal.