Chim-Chim Diaperbrain at your service...
 

Everyone had so much fun with the porn name
thread, I thought I'd share this one...

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you
need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your
dose... Follow the instructions to find your funny
name. The following is an excerpt from a children's
book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of
Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new
names.

Lest we take ourselves too seriously, take a moment
to find your new name and wear it with humor for the
day...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine
your NEW first name:
> > a = stinky
> > b = lumpy
> > c = buttercup
> > d = gidget
> > e = crusty
> > f = greasy
> > g = fluffy
> > h = cheeseball
> > i = chim-chim
> > j = poopsie
> > k = flunky
> > l = booger
> > m = pinky
> > n = zippy
> > o = goober
> > p = doofus
> > q = slimy
> > r = loopy
> > s = snotty
> > t = falafel
> > u = dorkey
> > v = squeezit
> > w = oprah
> > x = skipper
> > y = dinky
> > z = zsa-zsa
> >
Use the second letter of your last name to determine
the first half of your NEW last name:
> >
> > a = diaper
> > b = toilet
> > c = giggle
> > d = bubble
> > e = girdle
> > f = barf
> > g = lizard
> > h = waffle
> > i = cootie
> > j = monkey
> > k = potty
> > l = liver
> > m = banana
> > n = rhino
> > o = burger
> > p = hamster
> > q = toad
> > r = gizzard
> > s = pizza
> > t = gerbil
> > u = chicken
> > v = pickle
> > w = chuckle
> > x = tofu
> > y = gorilla
> > z = stinker
> >
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine
the second half of your NEW last name:
> > a = head
> > b = mouth
> > c = face
> > d = nose
> > e = tush
> > f = breath
> > g = pants
> > h = shorts
> > i = lips
> > j = honker
> > k = butt
> > l = brain
> > m = tushie
> > n = chunks
> > o = hiney
> > p = biscuits
> > q = toes
> > r = buns
> > s = fanny
> > t = sniffer
> > u = sprinkles
> > v = kisser
> > w = squirt
> > x = humperdinck
> > y = brains
> > z = juice
> >
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is
Goober Chickenshorts.
Clinton's new name is Poopsie Liverchunks.

Happy Thanksgiving to all my GreekChat buddies!

In the Greek Bonds,
Stinky Livertush

Happy Thanksgiving!

Love,

Flunky Burgersquirt :D

Happy Happy Turkey day ,
the one and only
Stinky CootieFace

Happy Thanksgiving to All!

Alpha Gam Love,
Loopy Chickenbiscuits
:D

How cute!
Ditto about Turkey Day!

Adios,
Goober Gigglehead

:D Hi everyone!!! :D

LOOPY CHUCKLECHUNKS:cool:

I love it!!!

This is funny!

Happy Holidays from your old pal,

Pinky bubblehead

Have a good Turkey Day,
Loopy Liverlips

hehe Have a happy turkey day guys!!

Buttercup Diapersniffer!! haha

Happy Thanksgiving Y'all

Mr. Booger Gigglelips.

God, I hope no one that knows me reads this crap, lol.

:) Have a good Thanksgiving and a wonderful Black Friday;)

Booger Girdletushie

Have a happy Thanksgiving from Zippy Chicken Nose!!!!

And I will flat die if any of my colleagues are reading this!!!;)

Don't worry carnation. Come May 25 I'll go from Chim-Chim Diaperbrain to Chim-Chim Rhino Nose. Maybe I should hyphenate:

Chim-Chim Diaperbrain-Rhino Nose.

Have a wonderful Turkey Day all! May you have plenty to be thankful for and know that so many are blessed to have YOU in their lives! Be safe!

Snotty Cootietush (I like my porn name better! :) )

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Love,

Booger Chickenhead :D

Happy Thanksgiving from Stinky DiaperFanny

Wishing everyone a Happy Thanksgiving!

Yours truly,
Loopy Gerbilbutt :cool:

Happy Turkey Day!

Zippy Cootiebutt

Happy Thanksgiving from Zippy Cootie!!

(um, I don't have a 4th letter in my last name :( )

Darn it Nina, we could have been related! :-)

LOL, we're distant cousins but too bad we're not twins eh? lol

Dinky Diaperhead! LOL

And a fine Happy Turkey Day to you all :)

Much Love,
Stinky Gizzardchunks

lifesaver or....
 

Gidget Gigglebreath

Sounds tough. "Mr. Gigglebreath, we'll meet you at the deer lease." Um, no.

Funny tho.

GAWD, YaAll are intirely just to damn much!:D

i am sitting in front of this damn machine tearing down my little cheeks putting salt water on the damn key board!

I am working part of the day Thur. But whin git home, will be in the wine field and up to my knuckles in Shrimp sauce and juice;)

May all of you have blessed stomache from filling yourselfs and a happy meal nap!:D

God Bless One And All!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

Chim-Chim Barfbreath reporting for duty.....

These should be our new greekchat names :D

Goober Burger-Brain

Happy Thanksgiving!

Greek Love,
Buttercup Diaperjuice

happy thanksgiving everyone :)

-falafel cootietush

Dinky Burgerpants.

Oh, that's good.

Maiden name or married??

Maiden: Zippy Burgersniffer
Married: Zippy Cootiesniffer

And I'm really not sure which is worse.......

and Happy Thanksgiving, all :)

Happy Holidays Everyone!

From,
Loopy Diapersniffer
oh no, I gotta change my name now....thats horrible!!

Howdy from Texas

Loopy Chicken chunks-ewwwww

Booger DiaperTooshie hahaha+

Hello to all,

My name is Booger Chickenjuice. Nice to meet you.

bump!

I was wondering why I didn't participate in this before. Now I know why. Mine is Crusty Diapersniffer.

Turkey? I thought we were having chicken?!?

Sincerely,
Stinky Banana Sniffer!