Porn Names
 

Billy's reply to another post made me think of this..

Supposedly to get your porn name you are supposed to take your middle name and the name of the street that you live on..which would make mine(if i used my parent's address):

Alanna Desperado(teehee)..

I once knew a guy who's was Max Hardwood..how cool is that :)

So uh..whats yours??

Marjorie Meadowlawn

Eeek! I sound like a housewife from Leave it to Beaver!

This post could be really funny...

I'm Blaine Nassau.

Catherine Camden

Scott Baytree

I've always heard that you take your first pet's name and the name of your street, in which case I would be FuFu Autumnwood which is much more porn starish than Alison Autumnwood.

I don't think pet names work becuase you have a pet with the opposite of sex name then your out of luck.

lizzy redwood ;)

(my middle name is elizabeth, but lizzy sounds better)

Mine would be "Ann Leeds" which sounds more like a secretary than a porn star! Using Wine&Blue's method, my name would be "Poopsie Leeds" which is much better I think! :)

It's funny how everyone has different ways of playing this game. My friends have always said your porn star name is your pet's name, and your mothers maiden name. Your soap opera name is your middle name and the street you live on.
My porn star name would be Kaze (short for Kamikaze) Allen, and my soap opera name would be Elizabeth Altamont.
Of course, my guy friends always tease me, because my real first and middle name is Shannon Elizabeth, which is the name of the actress from American Pie, who also happens to be a porn star.

This was an actual method used by a California porn production company. You can also use your mothers maiden name if you like on, say, 29th Street.

Fraternally,

Henley Greyfalcon

if i were a porn star ...
 

my name would be leah western. (give me a cowbay hat and chaps - I'd be set.):D

Mine would be Marie India. Not very exciting IMO.

This topic was one of the favorite games of some radio DJ's back home (Dallas, anyone remember Lex & Terry from Q-102?)when I was in high school!

Mine would be Leigh Lakeside

Anyone notice the propensity for alliteration with these names? (Alison Autumnwood, Catherine Camden, Marjorie Meadowlawn) hmmmm.....

Star Wars Names
 

Apparently there's a similar formula for coming up with your "Star Wars" name, but I can't remember what it is (I do remember that it was hilarious though). Someone told it to me once and only once.

Haha Ok theres a bit of a problem if I had to use my street name b/c My Street name is Little Turtle Way !! haha so with my middle name and my street name my porn name would end up being Marie Little Turtle!! LOL yeah right!!!


Nichole

I'd be Goldie Ferncliffe...I've definitely heard sexier names before!!

Mine would be Eliszabeth Wildwood and using Wine&Blues it would be Kricket Wildwood. About as Unsexy as you can get!! My friends always told me I should be a 'stripper' (long story) and my name would be Angel Starr. Yeah, hilarious!

Using Wine&Blues, my name would be Rexxy Goldenrod.

Me and my real sisters could come up with some really funny porn star names. We might even just use our real names: April, May, and June and be the Naughty Calendar Girls or something. :D

Anne Louise Staulo.... I've also heard of the 1st pet and mother's maiden name: in that case my name would be either Rugger Jaye or Mickey Jaye (my parents had 2 dogs when I was born so I guess both are my 1st pets...)

Both my names bite...
 

Errrr....my porn star name would be Bingo (or Oscar) Cole (that sounds like a man's name though). Soap Opera name--Leigh Monadnock (no one would be able to pronounce my "last name" :)). Therefore, I guess I'm not cut out to be a soap opera nor a porn star. Unless...we use my GREEK CHAT SCREEN NAME :D
-shelacious

I'd be Marie Acadian. How boring is that?????

Allison

You know, I don't think this method works for any of us. We all sound like secretaries or house wives!!!! I think we need a new method. Uh, not like any of us NEED porn names or anything. But still.

Hmm...my parents live on Azalea Creek, so am I Rosalie Azalea (semi-porn starish), Rosalie Creek, or Rosalie Azalea Creek? Those suck!

hmm POrn names quite interesting, wellllll......
My porn name using my middle name and street would be Debbie Cloves( it's Debra, but in this case Debbie sounds better) and using my pet's name and moms maiden is just plain ugly, it would be Elvis Carter (Sounds like a Man and is just a ugly combo)lol, oh well there goes one occupation out the door,lol

DGPhoney~

Sal Rockwood. How does that sound??

Haha ;)

porn name
 

haha I would be Jane Topside

I am Lee Westwood...lol

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I would be Max Malaer (muh-lair) using 1st pet & 1st street. I'd be Marie Lakewood using middle name & current street.
Heidi

1st pet/1st street.

I used my dog cubby from okinawa on another thread but my very first dog when I was little was scruffy, so my name first screen name is.

scruffy oceanview

Middle Name/Current Street

Fitzgerald Lakeshore

Colleen Kristy here. Blech :p

Hmm... how about Kristy Blakeslee. Current street name + previous street name? I think that's a much better porn name ;)

Middle name + street - I'd be Jeannie Chestnut. (my mid name is Jean, but Jeannie sounds better)

1st pet plus mother's maiden...oh, dear. I'd be Lygea Lafferty. Doesn't that just OOOOZE sexuality??!?

Middle Name + Street- Soap Opera Name = Lynne Hawthorn
First Pet + Mother's Maiden = (lmao) Weiner Parcell


Jess

I don't know about this! My middle name was also my grandmother's so it doesn't exactly ooze sexuality and if I use my parents' street, my last name would be Farm Road.

Well, mine would be Tony Bear, but that sounds way too rated G to be a porn name.

With the pet's name, mine would be Fatty Forest....



uh uh.

Seeing as how I have no middle name, I'd have to go with pet name + street name, which would be: Zoe Venice.

I'm not sure what to think about that! :D

Middle name + Street name = Marie Mona Lisa
Pet name + Mom's maiden = Max Webb

Lizzy Skiles.

Mine is....
 

.....SUE SHAKESPEARE?????

WTF????

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