question for the non-virgin ladies
 

this is gonna sound kind of stupid, but i want to know what other females really think....do you think the phrase "its not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean" true???? be honest!!:D

Ok...I will be honest but not too tacky. Small boats are just that...small. No matter what the boats motions are in the ocean...the ocean probably wont even notice lol. Not that huge cruise ships are good either...but I have taken a few trips on small boats...and it was a very boring and uneventful voyage lol.
;)

Ok, there is no delicate way to put this.....size is fine if it is the right kind of size. There is so much emphasis put on length, and that part simply isn't important. Too much length is going to be wasted because women just aren't built that way. In fact, too much length is EXCRUCIATING. So if a guy brags about being, like 9 inches long, RUN!!!! Girth, on the other hand, is a very good thing. If he is hitting the bottom but not scraping the sides, you may as well be knitting.

But the biggest thing to remember is this......THAT part of it isn't the most important anyway. Unless you are trying to make a baby, there are other parts of his body that he can do a lot more for you with. And you KNOW what I am talking about. You find someone who is REALLY skilled at that......marry him!!!!

My husband says to tell you that it's not the boat or the motion, it's the pilot.

Yeah, but what does CARNATION say??????;)

*spits diet Coke all over her monitor from laughing so hard* :D

LOL that is soooo funny!!!!


Hmm-unless it is TEENY TINY(yes, I have seen this) it doesnt matter, but I agree-too long and RUN AWAY!!!!! Wow, it so difficult to be delicate and not obcene in this topic! But it isnt just size, its everything that goes on.

Erika--

Ummm, since my husband is the sex ed teacher at his school and I gave birth to 8 of these 13 kids, the record speaks for itself!!!;)

8 kids! God bless ya mom! Nice shootin pops!:p

lmao

I tend to agree that it's not necessarily the size of the ship...if its too big it just HURTS, and personally I have a low threshold for pain, and just can't handle that..so, its not necessarily the smaller the better..but a guy who is smaller(not tiny, but smallER), is definately better than a guy who is, to put it bluntly, hung like a horse.

Hmmm Good Question, really, I Have to refer back to what carnation said.It is all about the Pilot, Size is just size, but if the pilot is confused or Can't fly the plane, then the whole size theory goes out the window or the emergency hatch in this case.
"Just cause you got a License doesn't mean you can drive"
DGPhoney~

LMAO! Oh god that was funny!! Hmm, I know some guys who need thier license SUSPENDED!!!!! Whoops, that was mean!!

OMIGOD, I am laughing uncontrollably right now because I know some of my sisters would say the same thing!!! :D

I'm not going to lie-it's all about size. Hoo-hoo's the size of my pinky just aren't going to cut it. However, a hoo-hoo the size of a overgrown squash is going to hurt. You have to find a happy medium (is that a pun??:D )

All of you are right.....see, the fact is (and the guys are REALLY going to hate to read this....) not only does he need a Goldilocks penis (you know, not too big, not too small, but juuuuust right) but he has to know what to DO with it.....and while he's at it, he needs to, uh.....maintain control over the mechanics if you know what I mean.

By the way, Carnation, Mr. Carnation is obviously walking around with a deadly loaded weapon!!! LOL.....no blanks in that chamber!!! When we finally conceived our daughter after 7 mos. of trying, Brent said he deserved the Stanley Cup for finally slipping one past the goalie!!!!!!!

ROTFLMAO!!

ErikaXO has got it right - it has to be the right size and he has to know what to do with it (it ain't just "insert tab A into slot B ;) ).

I think the Kama Sutra says something about men having one of 3 sizes and women having one of 3 sizes (deer, elephant, something or other) - and it's best when the man and woman are the same relative size. Put a big man and a small woman together and the woman will be in pain; put a small man and a big woman together and neither of them will feel anything.

But even if things are matched pretty evenly, he's got to know how to treat a woman - size and technique are both important. ;)

LLLLLOL @ you all and your puns, analogies, and metaphors. I agree the pilot should know how to navigate the torrential downpour and be able to satisfy the passenger :D

My god ladies, have you no decency? LOL....

yes...it's about damn time credit is given to other aspects besides the "penis envy" which is basically in the our (the male) brain. We think crazy like that sometimes.

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yup
 

sometimes one has to wonder if a license shouldn't go out to the pilot to make sure....
but good driving can cover a multitude of sins...
ya know what i mean
:D
mmcat

not only does he need a Goldilocks penis (you know, not too big, not too small, but juuuuust right)

ya know...not only did this pervert a perfectly good children's story, I'll now NEVER able to hear about goldilocks and not bust out in laughter. Thanks sista!
;)

:D :D :D LMAO...ROTF!!! :D :D :D

:D


Nicole,
hmmm...i wondering what on earth you could be talking about...maybe ex-fraternity presidents? lmao You know my feelings on the subject! ahh those freshmen days of long ago!!


kara

size definitely matters...technique matters most....most of the time you don't even need that if he can work that "other part" of his body in my special area :)

Goldilock's penis?? AH HAHAHAHA!! LMOA! That is too damn funny. I about fell out of my chair when I read that :D

As hard as I am embaressed, no pun intended, I am in total shock by the JOCKularity of this site thread!;)

You ladies are spending to much time watching the afternoon TV things! These people are Freaks and get some $$$ for it!:mad:

If you have any modesty about yourselfs, you would not be talking like this! Salmon going up stream:D I threw that one in!HEHE!

Oh hell the heat of the male and female of this species is damn unbeleivable!;)

Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom.....

TOOOOOMMMM! I know you were foolin with that last message!!! This is most definitely NOT Jerry Springer stuff, this is reality, kid!!! LOL

Unfortunately, a lot of males can't stand the thought that their delicate little vessels O' luv even THINK this way, let alone TALK about it. You ought to hang out with me and my husband and our friends (mostly guys.) I guess I'm a man's woman, I don't know. I LOOK like a girlie girl, though.

Facts are facts, boys. We like The Deed....we REALLY like all the other stuff that goes with it. Guys sit around and judge a girl on the basis of how big her mammary glands are....and the only real difference is that a girl with a flat chest can still be mind-blowing in bed (unless the guy has a big boob fetish and can't get past it, but then he probably wouldn't get that far with the flat chick anyway.) We're just telling it like it is.....we still love all of you fabulous hunks of GC....and we KNOW that you all would pass the test splendidly!!!!! :D

Maybe we should talk about looseness and tightness of gals so guys don't get left out in this coversation.:p

GOOOD CALL!

So guys...what is your view on THAT subject?

cha cha cha :)
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F*$K all the talk about tightness/looseness, because if any guy finds himself in the situation to start with, he isn't thinking anything of the sort. All he is thinking at that point is...ohhh...baby..oh...baby...ohhhhh, ok well you get the point.;)

Am i getting the general feel (pun intended) from the ladies on this board that a lisensed pilot would do well to have control of his shaft, no matter what the size. While being well versed in the ahem...oral communications dept, is not only a welcome but a necessary skill if he is to properly ...cough...send his lady to skyrocket altitude?

:rolleyes:

lol..I will give you that..but that's al lthat I give you. A little more "oral communications" on the guys part isn't a bad idea...but I guess not all guys. To be honest..I don't see what's wrong with it..hell if I guy wants a little..he's got to give a little, true?

*with karate I'll kick your ass*

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Hey, "Do me and I'll do ya back" seems the only "fair" way to approach this situation.

BOYS BOYS
 

I have always found it pleasure for me to give pleasure to the ladys!:D

Until you find that out, then you are missing out on the experience for both of you! Remember, the little worms make babys!:(

OH GOD, OH GOD, damn your going to pork marleene!!!:D


Mature But Not Dead!!!!!!!!:D :D :D

as a wise woman (samantha on SATC) said, you give head to get head :eek: :cool:

as a wise woman (samantha on SATC) said, you give head to get head

YA VERY Wise woman, unfortunately, not all of the female persuasion sides with this ideal. God bless ya'll who do though, ya make the world a better place!:)

I am a guy but here are my thoughts on this subject.

Judging from what I've read about the size issue I guess I was wrong. LOL .(my boat is definitely the size of the love boat ha ha) Even still my feeling is that if there is no passion between those two people than no matter how big or small the boat is its not going to matter.

Know your lady. What turns her on/off.

Some boats have their engine in front and some in the back(in terms of what feels best).... LOL Women are biologically setup differently and that effects certin things in the bedroom. I agree probably most women dont want it from the back but I heard this from a reliable source.

one more supporter of oral communication. :D

My biggest pet peeve of not going down is if it smells really bad. You know...She just doesnt take care of it. LOL

I never fake.

Re: BOYS BOYS
 

Faber college, lol

good call
 

good call kara...you knew exactly what i was talking about...i just wanted to know if anyone else had the same problem i did (little and no technique) and what they thought about !!!! i'll talk to you later chica :D

mucho love,
nicole

Whoa, I do not know many women who want it in the back.

Originally posted by Miami1839

Some boats have their engine in front and some in the back....
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Whoa, I do not know many women who want it in the back.

Wow, ya know, I've had the suspicion for quite a while that while most women claim to be all sweet and innocent, the fact of the matter is, the female is a creature with one of the filthiest, most perverted minds in existence. Just by this post alone many of you ladies have shown yourselves to be not only perverted, but brutally honest when it comes to sexual experiences and sexuality in general. This is the type of shit our society supposedly thinks (or used to think) was a negative thing to discuss. "What, sex? vagina? penis? God no!" As if realizing sexuality is the downfall of society. For all of your honesty ladies of GC, THIS BUD'S FOR YOU! :D