Serious relationship problem...what would you do? (guys mainly)
 

I've been with my new girlfriend for about 2 months now, and last week we had sex for the first time with each other, but it was my first time having sex with any girl. We're both ending our freshman year of college. I came to this forum because she's in a sorority, but I won't mention which one. The sex it great and all, but is sex supposed to have an odor as well? She asked me to have oral sex with her, but down there I'm not used to the smell. Is it supposed to have an odor? I didn't like the smell, but I was afraid to tell her. It smelled kind of like old beer, lake water, and sardines. It was really strong. I'm asking the guys here, because I just need to know it this normal? Do any of your girlfriends smell in this area? I also need to know what you guys would do if you were in my shoes. Should I tell her? I just don't want to cause friction between us because I really like her, but the odor is just really strong in that area. I gagged once, she asked me was I ok and I told her I was fine. I made up something else so I wouldn't hurt her feelings, plus I'm not even sure if this is normal or not. Lastly, what would you do if your girlfriend told you that you were smaller than what she was used to? When I took my underwear off, she kind of smirked and when I asked her what was so funny, she said nothing, she just told me that my penis is smaller than what she's used to. When we had sex, she acted like she was really enjoying it. Do you think she was faking it? How would I know if she was faking it?

Thanks in advance.

Are you fucking kidding me? You came to this forum because she's in a sorority? I have no words.

Q.....F.....P.....

Yeah, I skipped the QFP cause the post is disgusting. I do like, however, the fact that he says he has a tiny peen.

Do we look like Dr. Ruth?

On second thought...

http://www.mum.org/lovequiz.jpg

^ Hehe, I don't want to know what you had to google to find that! :)

On another note..... LYSOL?! Damn. That's hardcore.

I'm sure the troll's teeny peenie tastes like an ice cream sundae.

That ad is in the book Pink Think by Lynn Peril, about images of "how to be a woman" in pop culture. It's in Google Books for the looking.

O-M-G :eek:

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Kevin, I was thinking maybe this would be more appropriate.

http://www.drug3k.com/img2/monistat_16779_4_(tb)_.jpg

To the OP, yes a light oder is normal but if you have to air out the room after being de-pantsed (female OR male) then there are some underlying issues going on. I hope you used a condom.

Did anybody trollface.jpg? No? Jesus guys ...

http://thumbpress.com/wp-content/upl.../trollface.jpg

Invite her to dinner at your house.

Appetizer:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...r6ERjWpcMoMT5q

Salad:
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...kkvFAug5Gw-Y-_

Main Course:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...igeMLrky94IiZF

Drink:
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...811gwckohmJVfB


Dessert:
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...wDFo5Lay_vKNvw

LOL...medical science has come a lonnnnng way.

Yeast infection isn't what you want to worry about with a funny smelling vag.

I didn't make it past line 3. I just stopped reading.

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com...0734219803.jpg

OP you might wanna pray on that. Just fyi.

I was browsing other sites/blogs and I came accross this so I decided to post it here. Guys I'm serious. This isn't a joke. I really do need some advice. When we first had sex, I was done in about 15 seconds, but after the first few times I lasted longer, and I thought she might have been enjoying it, but since she said I was small, I had my doubts. I really need to know do girls fake it sometimes and how can I tell? When I'm erect, she still says it's smaller than what she's used to. I also just want to know what do you think is the best way to tell her about the ordor? Lastly, when I'm with her, I get these strange erections. There really major. It gets really red at the tip part, and it throbs until I'm able to masturbate and shoot. Does anyone else have this problem, or is it even a problem at all. Serious questions guys, please give me serious advice. I've read a lot of relationship threads on here and I've seen some great advice. Can you do the same for me? That's all I'm asking.

Concerned Troll is concerned.

Dude your act is old. I read this back in 2000 on Blackplanet, and other sites.

Let's just have fun and don't insult our intelligence anymore than you think you have.