Creating the ultimate "bro-pad"
 

What's up everyone! I was wanting to get some ideas on cool shit to have in my fraternity room next semester. I'm movin on up to a better room when I get back and I want a baller chill/party room and I'm not afraid to drop a little coin to make it happen. So share your ideas and feel free to post pics if you think you've got a cool room that you wouldn't mind me drawing ideas from. -Chace

These are some of the ideas I have right now
1. Wood Floors. Classy as fuck.
2. Huge wall mural with a giant picture of the beach or something cool like that.
3. Wall mounted fish tank.
4. LCD tv, obviously.
5. Liquor bottles filled w/highlighter so they glow under a blacklight
6. Chalkboard paint on my door so ppl can write on it

-laughing

That's nice.

Old carmen electra posters. Broken futon with mystery stain. Lava lamps. Back issues of Maxim. Chess set on the coffee table, cuz it makes you look smart. Plenty of Febreze.

lol
Hilarious!!!

I swear this made me laugh so freaking hard!

haha

Please reconsider this. Fish stink.

Obvs!

Double check to make sure this is allowed by whoever manages the house. I know some policies won't allow bottle collections.

That's hot.

If you're gonna be ballin' hardcore, consider laminate instead of hardwood. It mops up easier. Also, ladies love bearskin rugs and those fake Amish fireplaces. It creates a romantic mood. Just check your risk management policy before you wheel in the fireplace.

Bored.
 

Cheerio, all! I'm looking for advice and suggestions on a way to spruce up the room in which my esteemed brothers and I will be spending much of our free time during the next school period. I have recently been fortunate enough to acquire a larger space - and equally enhanced social standing - when I return from Yuletide holiday and I would like to turn it into quite the posh location, perhaps a place where we chaps can enjoy the company of several of our female acquaintances in activities that would be inappropriate to share with our relatives *wink wink nudge nudge* I'm not concerned about the cost, I'm quite willing to spend as much money as is necessary to the task. So do please indulge me and share some of your own thoughts, or even post photographs of your other similarly decorated establishments, in the hopes that I might acquire inspiration from such ideas.

Here are some of the quite clever things I am considering thus far:
1. Parquet flooring - quite upper crust as copulation
2. A large commissioned artwork of a seasonable locale
3. An aquarium capable of showing off the wide variety of salt water marine life, possibly even displayed prominently on sconces.
4. An epically sized television using the latest liquid crystal display technology to imply to the local ladies that our 'little admirals' are equally proportioned.
5. Empty bottles of the finest liquor with school supplies soaked in them so that under the appropriate spectrum of radiation they emit nearly phosphorescent hues.
6. Painting the entryway to our jolly domicile with matte paint so that pieces of gypsum may be used to leave us a note or let us tell our roommates that one of the females from the watering hole has heard about our 'little admirals.'

DEAD. Too bad your post is too long to quote in my siggie!

^^ Glad to amuse.

And like duh, everyone knows LED TVs are waaaay better for impressing the chicks.



(But the chalkboard paint is a good idea, we use ours all the time, from drawing for the kids to me making grocery lists).

Bedside pump dispenser of "love gel."

F that. Whiteboard paint, son!

Sorry, Bro, but this reeks of geed.

Dead. Dead as coitus.

Seriously, why would anyone put down new flooring in a room they'll live in for a few semesters? (And why would house management allow that?)

Why go to all that trouble when you could just print yourself off a sheet of paper to stick on the door that says "Tool: I'm trying too hard". Same effect, less effort.

So they could have intercourse with babes. Duh.

Of course. I forget that some guys can't pull that sort of thing off without all the help they can get.

Come on. You know nothing makes the chicks hot like hard wood...

floors.

I'll be here all week.

-laughing

WTF is all this funky paint? What ever happened to just using a sharpie on normal paint?

Party room=trashed room. Just pick up an old couch from a resale shop and buy a mini-fridge stocked with Natty. Nothing more, nothing less.

lol lol

Boom chicka wah wah!

lol lol
This thread is freaking hilarious!!!

You know nothing makes chicks take their panties off like highlighters in liquor bottles.