In your perfect world....
 

what would you get rid of? I mean, let's play pretend! :) When as adults do we get to do this??? Let's pretend that you can have your own perfect world, and in it, you can get rid of whatever you want, and there would be no repercussions. Example, if you say you would get rid of traffic lights, no one can come back and say, but you'll have a bunch of accidents! This is just pretend, and it's all our own little perfect world!!! (I'm having an I Wish I Was A Kid day, lol)

In my perfect world, I would get rid of 18-wheelers, parking meters, and railroad crossings, blue hair dye, gnats, and ants.

What would you get rid of in your perfect world?

I would get rid of cigarettes ( I HATE that awful smell)

I would get rid of all my bills....everything would be FREE

I would get rid of all the liars, cheaters, and haters

I would get rid of

All tobacco products

Liars, cheaters, and racists

White shoes (absolutely all of them, I hate em!!!!)

People who borrow things and never give them back

AND


Most Importantly,

The Philadelphia Parking Authority

- The workday would be 4 hours, but the pay would not change.

- There would be signs that popped from your car to tell other drivers off, when they needed to be (of course you would have the option of having the words reversed, so they could be read in the rearview mirror).

- No bills

That's all I can think of right now.

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In my perfect world, I would get rid of ....

... those non-drivin' binches who always seem to drive in front of me.

... the need to work for pay. Can't I just get paid.

... 6 week maternity leave. My kids need me for at least one year.

... parking tickets.

... body odor.

I may have more later

Yes lawd. I will be back with mine. I have a GAAAANG of em.

I like the way y'all are thinking! I agree with everyone. I'm trying to think of some other things to add...

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This is my FAVORITE!!! I want this in my world, too!!

Now that my day is done
 

I would be back to my IDEAL SIZE.

I would be bill free, debt free.

I would find the people who broke into my house to get my CHIT back.

I would never have CRAMPS.

There would be a button you press that starts your cycle when you are ready to have kids so that would eliminate unnecessary bleeding.

Childbirth would be equal: Men give birth to the sons and we give birth to the daughters or something like that.

Men who say to you while you are in labor BABY I wish I could do this for you. . .PRESTO CHANGO. . . His @$$ is in LABOR :D

There would be a laser and you could use it to scan men as they walk by that told you their issues: HAS 7 kids by 4 women, is allergic to work, the BRAIN POWER of an ant, etc.

Everyone had a body double so for the stuff you don't want to deal with (WORK) your body double could do while you went shopping or to the movies.

All my favorite books would become GOOD MOVIES.

PEOPLE COULD SPELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ice cream, cheese, ribs and amaretto sours would all be good for you.

Cruising the net would burn at least 400 calories per session, lol.

All of my friends from college would live in NYC.

The WTC would still be there (my first job was there, in my mind it is still there you know)

We would all be able to live like the idle rich

Hip hop would have a standards board that outright banned the existence of the St Lunatics, and severely moderated mention of the following list of things:

ice
kristal
hos
bitches
weed
oral sex
guns
jail

limits would be set to only one, max 2 (for DMX) with special dispensation. No one needs to hear about that more than once per album because it's just boring and repetitive. I am convinced that Jay-z has been remaking the same two songs for the past 10 years- the one about when he sold drugs, and the one about how he bought those girls kristal and they wanted to have sex with him.

There are so many emotions, and I feel like if you're a real musician, you want to use your art to explore all of them, not confine yourself to talking about how many girls you can have sex with.

There would be a similar board regulating the use of the following beauty products:

blue hair dye
multi-color weaves
that industrial strength black hair gel (ugh! I'm friad of that stuff!)
nail glitter
tips more than 2 inches long
That nouveau curl stuff that ALL my older female relatives have in their head (why? I do not know)

and an across the board ban for all of the following products:
lightener
brightener
whitener (ok, that might not be a real product, but you know what I mean!)

I'm LMAO over here. ROTFLMAO!!!

CT4, I would like to add that your Male Scanner can also detect their sexual habits (Can satisfy, Cannot satisfy).

LMAO @ banning the St. Lunatics... lmao

I would also get rid of the snooze button on the alarm clock. Now, I used to be a snooze hitter. But my dude wears it out. :mad: Either get up, or reset the clock. MOF, I'd just get rid of the alarm clock all together. Then I would have an excuse to be Johnny Come Lately. ;)

I would also like to get rid of expelling waste from the body. It always interrupts something.

I'd get rid of gas, too. No more poots! :)

I'd also do away with the Federal Reserve... everyone, print your own money!

ROTFLMNHO

Too hilarious... Humm what I'd get rid of...

1) relaxers (don't shoot me yall.. i am gloriously happy to be nappy!)
2) menstrual cycle
3) clothing AND shoe sizes below an 8
4) caller id
5) IRS
6) motor vehicle administration
7) the need for child support enforcement agencies (why, brothas why must we take you there!? :mad:
8) water retention
9) STRETCH MARKS
10) gravitational pull on the ninnies

Dag, I got some it-choooz (issues)

Well Duuuuuuuh that is the first thing I want to know. I just wanted to be a LADY ;) :p and be discrete. You never know my mama could be reading this. :eek:

I want to for the record get rid of AAAAAAAALLLLLLLL people who cause rush hour traffic.

1. (it may be mean ~ no offense to anyone) CROOKED TEETH MEN ~ there is such thing as a dentist.
2. SPEED LIMITS
3. Red Lipstick
4. Black Eye & Lip Liner
5. Mascara
6. People who think they are the chit!
7. People who take their love for their culture to the point of discriminating others
8. Teenage Pregnancy
9. Under-age Drinking
10. SAT, GRE, MCAT, LSAT, GMAT, etc.,
11. Bills, Bill Collectors, CrediT agencies, Credit Reports
12. The Need for Credit or Loans.

the list can go on...but I'll stop there.

In my perfect world...
 

Every single one of those Loooosers at Auburn University that were in black face or thought it was remotely funny would have to depend on people of color for EVERYTHING...like the grades they get to graduate...the job they pursue after graduation...the boss they answer to...the clients that they depend on...the loans & credit they apply for.....EVERYTHING!

And, to identify these peasants, on their driver's licenses & i.d.'s would be a big red stamp that reads:
Looo-Hooo-Ser-Er!!!!

Re: In my perfect world...
 

LMAO!

Girl you ain't neva lied!

Adding to the list:
 

speeding tickets
ALL kinds of Kluckers
robbers
liars
con artists
those who are jealous and envious
any enemies (basically those who I DO NOT know about)


:D

*child abuse
*rapist
*I would be perfect 9/10 again and still be able to eat whatever I wanted.
*no labor pains ( I don't have children yet and I am dreading thet the most)
*endless shoes to wear in every color.
* no bills at all
*no hunger problems in the world

TTT
 

I would get rid of

ACNE!!! Although tonight I discovered that toothpaste really does help.

My itchy ass scalp -- lately it is ridiculous

mofos who are cute who do not call back

the common cold
acute sinusitis
nasal congestion
fever
phlegm

:mad:

ALLERGIES!!!


Eye mucus

Me too! My daughter has to have a tonsilectomy and adenoidectomy because of this. :(

Not feeling well today, AKA2D?

*Reckless drivers
*People who I can't figure out
*Other people farting
*Cancer in the world
*Periods/cramps/mood changes
*Like AKA2D, any enemies I don't know about
*Tuition

In a perfect world
 

Curves in freeways.
Bridges over freeways -- can you tell the driving phobias are back?
Pushy PR people.
Sacramento Queens.:p

DITTO!!! DITTO!!! DITTO!!!

To add to my list:

Non-wear tires would exist. You can drive over nails and glass and these bad boys would STILL not go flat!!! You'd never have to replace a tire.

I second that motion!

I also would like to add to the floor congested, runny nose.

I would rid the world of pantyhose that run. I spend way too much money on panty hose.

*Parking Tickets

I would get rid of:
1. Comprehensive Finals
2. Younger siblings with smart mouths
3. Dub-Ya Bush

I would have:
1. Sraight A's with no work involved
2. Income with no work involved (student loans don't count. have to pay those back):D
3. The decision to go to school out of state without paying fees

hmmm, lemme see
 

I would get rid of:

1) MONEY: causes too many problems for folks that don't have any and too much excess for those that do.

2) AIDS: so all my brothers and sisters around the world would not have to worry about dying from this horrible disease.

3) CANCER: same as above

4) WASPS and BEES: I personally can't stand em (okay, I am scared of them).

5) BLACK LIPSTICK: that speaks for itself.

6) FAST FOOD: Although I grew up on Mikey D's and still eat fast food, as a whole fast food is fattening our youth and drastically altering our eating habits as a nation.

7) WAR: it rarely solves any problem and usually creates more problems in the end.

thanks for asking...
 

I'm feeling better TODAY than I have in a few days. :(

I would eliminate...
 

*stupid laws
*people who join orgs because they are insecure (not just glos, but police, politicians, and many other napoleons)
*media created ideals (not everyone WANTS to be a size 0, I'm very happy with my curves!!)
*shallow people and conversations (there's more to talk about than other people and the latest trends)
*pity parties!! (we've all been through it at one time or another. it's ok to vent from time to time...but not ALWAYS)
*stereotypes, racism, prejudice, sexism, ageism, etc.

It would be necessary that everyone...(sorry for all the cliches)
*can agree to disagree
*can live and let live
*can appreciate the beauty in everyone
*can appreicate origniality (everybody shouldn't want to look alike)
*live up to a personal standard (stand for something or fall for anything) and stop being to wishywashy (yeah, I said it).

Also,
*there would be clothes to fit EVERY body type!! (I'm so tired of jeans for people with no azz)
*your physical appearance would match your personality (boy, would some people change!!)
*healthy food would always taste good
*you could only get pregnant if you wanted to
*NO PERIODS!!!

Re: thanks for asking...
 

i hope you are feeling better today. take care of you!!!!;)

Re: In your perfect world....
 

--cockroaches
--famine
--debt--in my world, money would actually grow on trees :D
--job interviews--my pretty face and degree would be enough
--the word 'bling-bling'

In a perfect world I would get rid of or outlaw the following:

Long-winded people that talk loud and say nothing
Violent dogs
Racist cops
Inflation
Greedy and unethical corporations
Dishonest ministers and politicians
Child abusers

Serioussigma22
:cool:

Re: Now that my day is done
 

In my perfect world neither of these things would be possible lol.

TUITION!!! LOL!!! And all the paperwork you have to fill out for financial aid.

ACL tears:(

Kobe and Shaq

The -itis (ya'll know what I'm talkin' about;) )

Cavities and bellyaches from eating too much of what you shouldn't have

white supremacy

Taxes

George W. Bush

Why not Tim Duncan and David Robinson?
Or Allen Iverson?
Or Sacramento Qs?

:p

wakin up with a crick in your neck

couches that you can stub your toe on

laws protecting bad behind children from gettin beatings

sweat

piss poor speakers for any occasion

flies, hell flying insects for the matter

late fees, especially on bad movies

wack hip hop

weave

In my perfect world........

David Palmer (Dennis on 24) would be the President and Bush would be gone! Just POOF! :D

There would be no special education classes because all the children would be smart, well-behaved, and ready to learn everyday!

NO BILLS!!

Money would appear in my bank accounts every 24 hours.

All the food would be carb-free, calorie-free, sugar-free, and fat-free and still taste the same!

BET would be the way it used to be with Video Soul as the only video show, and the Arabesque romance movies, and all the old black sitcoms, and the black cartoons on Saturday, and the religious/family programming on Sunday.

No welfare. Everyone would have a job that paid a REAL living wage.

Everyone would have health insurance.

I'll be back later with more. :cool: