how do you start a fraternity!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

can some one please give me instructions

Nope.

Is the question mark on your keyboard broken?

And are you 16? Why are you trying to start a fraternity?

Maybe whatever caused his exclamation point to stick also broke his question mark. That's what you get for spilling soda on your keyboard.

I have to go with this is a regular GCer being funny.

That would be a fail for said GCer.

yup

1. Go through formal rush and get rejected by every chapter at your campus.

2. Come to the realization that you- and you alone- have a better understanding of what makes a good fraternity than hundreds of years of human experience.

3. Create letters, a crest, a motto and a ritual book based on what YOU know is right- see #2 above.

4. Come back here in a year to ask us how to double your membership to 2.

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If you have to ask, then you'll never know.

Look at your post, now back to mine. Now back at your post now back to mine. Sadly, it isn’t mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re scrolling through the forums, reading the post your post could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it’s a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now diamonds. Anything is possible when you think before you post.

If you have to ask, you can't start one. :)

Win.

And then come back in 100 years with 50 chapters.

There needs to be a good reason to go against the about 70 NIC fraternities who have weathered nearly 200 years of struggle and success; Civil War and Depression. We are still here, welcoming brothers and sharing our lives with Sorority Women. We think that this is good.

This is now the greatest post on GreekChat.

Sadly, I can't take credit - it's a meme.

You're not my she-ro anymore.

You brought it to us, for that alone you are awesome.
A good reason isn't hard to find, there are non NIC fraternities that exist right now that are quite worthy.

And LOL at sharing your lives with us. Ha.

yes, and it's a great one. Appreciate you sharing it!

I was your she-ro long before today and I will continue to be your she-ro long after.

I commit to using the excellent word that is she-ro everyday, and to sharing it with the sorority women in my life.

Glad I'm not the only one raising an eyebrow. lol

WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.

What happened to "I don't make the rules"??? :mad:

Don't try to change the subject!! Your Sesame Streetisms will not work :mad:

From now on, I'll be overusing WAL.

Because I am, in fact, a winner at life.

Thank you agzg for your fine post. Did you know that when one member of a message board brings a meme to another member, somewhere in the world a luxury style hot tub is born? It's true; I did the research. Somewhere because of your post a hot tub has just appeared and is probably filled with attractive women and delicious candies. And for this I thank you. And the world thanks you.

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Monocle Smile!

for more info: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js9d48G9HSI

My heart is overflowing with love.

You can be a winner at life when you buy me a bigassed diamond ring.

My Dr. Evil pinky ring comes first. You'll simply have to wait.

Then you'll have to wait to be a winner. You better do it before live-in actually DOES make me a winner at life - a married woman shouldn't accept jewelry* from men besides her husband.


*This excludes a diamond-encrusted pimp chalice.

I read that as "men beside her husband" -- I was going to suggest that they not stand next to him.

And I'll happily be winning at life by myself. The pinky ring makes me feel some kinda way.

Oh -- and no pimp chalice for you. I wanted to make a joke from How High, but I don't know the correct spelling of "Nah Nutta," so it won't really work.

This thread is pretty freaking ridiculous.

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We could say this thread...wins at life.

ETA: I don't fistpump Ant, so I can't fistpump you. Nothing personal -- just politics.

Oh yay...I feel special. You used a quote of mine. You are too funny. I'm really hoping the OP in this thread is just joking/ messing with us. If not, please carry on because I could use the entertainment.

LOL at this entire thread

Thanks to all who have participated in this thread for the 3:30 am LOL.

I got so excited and laughed so hard at this post.

And then I was really disappointed in myself. I guess it really is a let-down!

I've been winning at life all this time and I didn't realize it?

This was truly brilliant.

I love when old threads are bumped.