Alternative Relationship Statuses
 

just invent one.
for example, instead of a standard facebook, "it's complicated." you could say,

"i'm cheating..."

i'm the side chick

boyfriend #2

the jump off

Divorced, thank goodness!

Trophy Wife.

Annoyed with the whole concept.

In a FWB Relationship with...

Emotionally Unavailable

"Stalking"

"Climbin in yo window"

"Listening to the recording of you breathing while masturbating"

"So over..."

"Single by choice, not lack of opportunity.."

"is trying to get with..."

"rebounding with"

Finally Over It

Done With All That

None of your business

"Not telling my parents"

I've been trying to get mine to say "In a relationship with herself". It doesn't work. :(

Create a profile called "herself" ?

^^^ Ha, I was going to suggest that. That'd be doing the absolute most, though.

"can develop a cold" (Guys and Dolls - Adelaide's Lament)

:eek:

how come no one has said

fucking

We were waiting for you to say it :)

lol whatever. you were being shy for some reason. :rolleyes:

Shiksa goddess

looking for a 3rd

thank you, Lenny Bruce. lol

You guys are hilarious! Love these!

Oh how about "baby daddy"?

"Drama"
or
"Baby Mama Drama"

"hooking up with on a semi-regular basis, but not exclusively."

Would fit a lot of people I know.

"Waiting until someone better comes along"

"complacent"

"imaginary"

Married, unless she read my last relationship status.

I almost spit out the food in my mouth. :p
I totally got it! :D

Single -----> "Non-practicing"

Only gay with


Lost a bet

10.25/10

This one is for my biological sister:

"Racking-up her parent's cell phone bill with ________"

"mistaken"

rapin errybody out here

"found my next ex-husband!"