In this thread, we give random incorrect advice.
 

When accepting a business card in Japan, you should grab it with one hand and stick it in your pocket without looking at it.

When attending a professional football game at Heinz Field, you should dress entirely in orange and brown and tell all the people sitting near you how psyched you are to be in the "Dawg House."

If you have a bloody nose, you should immediately tilt your head back.

When visiting the Alamo, you should openly lament to the Daughters of the Republic of Texas that Sam Houston's army won the Battle of San Jacinto.

Feel free to wear a Duke t-shirt when walking through the University of Kentucky campus. No one will give a crap. Really.

During rush, ask the chapter how much of your dues goes towards the "slush fund".

You don't need to wash your hands after handling raw chicken. Just lick 'em off.

When coming to Penn State, make fun of Joe Pa liberally, loudly, and in the middle of Beaver Avenue. You'll make tons of friends.

Ask your boss if you could just get paid for, or take your allotment of sick days as paid time off because a sick day is just like a vacation day. Explain to her that if you are sick you usually just come in to the office and meet with your clients anyways because it doesn't really affect the quality of your work whether you are healthy or sick....much. Oh and ask her to explain that "billable time" thing...again.

Does this thread get stickied, too? :D

OMG I can't stand the sound of people licking their fingers. Ew ew ew!!

Hahaha that's the part that freaked you out? Not the raw chicken part??

For you pregnant, "nesting" mothers-to-be, now's the best time to give the cat litter box a thorough scrubbing.

If you are an upperclassman and want to rush at Indiana - go for it! You have an excellent chance to get a bid if you're a junior or even a senior!

Ask any woman with even the slightest bit of a belly when she is due.

If you go through recuitment in the SEC make sure you tell the girls about your boyfriend, Guido.

Show your coworkers what an openminded person you are by downloading and playing the filthiest fetish porn you can find on your computer at work.

Like your fingers extra loudly around ree-Xi. :D

...in November.

All the girls at SEC schools wear pink sequined panty-hose for recruitment. You should, too.

Sign into greek chat to learn about rush.

So that's why they call it finger lickin' good!

Make yourself become whatever the man you really like wants you to be so that he'll love you forever.

Walk up to a black woman and touch her hair. Don't even ask her first, she won't mind. Really.

Also walk up to an obviously pregnant woman and put your hand on her belly to feel the baby move. Don't ask her first either. She'll be thrilled.

copy the mission, colors, shield, etc. of another GLO and just throw on an extra greek letter. or call it "New XYZ". they will love the idea.

Eat that new KFC "sandwich"! What harm could come of it?

Also,

Buy that new Ke$ha album, she's amazing!

Ed Hardy and Affliction T-shirts are MUSTS for fraternity rush in the SEC.

Always drink tap water when in Mexico, you'll be fine.

Vodka is clear like water, so you can drink it like you would drink water.

^^^What, you mean if one rejects you, you shouldn't go around campus bad mouthing them then try for a different sorority the next semester?

This is among CG's horror stories. Mexican vacation circa 1989. *shudders* I think I blacked out before we even made it to the hospital. So for the record, everything people say about tap water goes for ice cubes, too!!!

When watching a comedy in a packed movie theater, it is common courtesy to slap the stranger sitting to your left when a joke is really funny. They'll love that.

Also a do for if you don't get a bid to a sorority that you want-- come to GC and ask how you can go AI with them. Make sure that you're at minimum a sophomore, if not a second semester freshman, who has gone through rush only once and informally, and don't bother checking if your dream sorority even does AI first-- that's what GC experts are for! Remember, it's way smarter to start planning your AI journey early than to bother re-rushing and giving all the sororities on campus a chance.

When meeting your girlfriends father for the first time, a great way to impress him would be to tell him all of the freaky sexual fantasies you've had that involve his daughter. He will be extremely excited about this and probably encourage her to spend more time with you!

When I was in college, one of my classmates told me she was guaranteed to be an XYZ (NPHC) because she was a legacy--her godmother was one. I didn't say anything.