How has the above poster ruined your life?
 

Speak on it.

Killed my self esteem with his "yella bone" rants. I'll have the last laugh, though, when #TeamDarkness takes over.

Told me that I didn't need recs and that I could wear bootyshorts and talk about Obama at a recruitment event.

Tricked me into filming a documentary on addiction and it turned out to be Intervention! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!

Invited me to a housewarming that was really a hoarder's cleaning expedition that made me vomit because of a decade old pizza under the bed.

She insisted that we provide her with a blow-by-blow update on GC crazies just because her internship is too important to miss. Now I skip out on my work so Joce can both work AND stay up-to-date on the GC goings-on.

ETA: Dr. Phil ruined my life by posting while I was typing! Bitch.

^^^ Let her boyfriend DTD_betaphi spam the boards! YOU AND HIM RUINED MY LIFE!

^^ He hasn't. He's not important enough to ruin anyone's life.

SydneyK ruined my self-esteem by ignoring my post and instead posting about KSUViolet. She doesn't understand fragile egos and that a bitch like me needs cyber-esteem.

^^^Wouldn't break me off a piece of her Kit-Kat bar. :(

^^^ Stole my kit-kat bar and punched me in the nose because she can't take NO for an answer.

^^^ Made me think it was the REAL Dr. Phil posting on Greekchat.

Hates cats, my felines can't handle your rejectment and keep having digestive issues!

^^^ Told me it was OK to trust a big butt and a smile.

^^Posted before me, thereby stealing my ability to post about VandalSquirrel, who really, truly, ruined my life.

Sorry 'bout your fragile ego, DrPhil. You're awesome. You know that, right? You're awesome and smart and funny and... is that enough cyber-esteem for ya?

Wait. It's NOT ok to trust a big butt and a smile? :eek:

^^^ Is patronizing and hurtful.

^^^ Recommended that I read the book "Beloved." :(

^^^ No. It's poison. And you making me explain that has ruined my life :(

Made me change from #TeamElDebarge to #TeamCharlieMurphy

DAMN, that's a life ruiner fo dat ass!!!!

^^^ Ruined my chance to bitchslap cheerfulgreek.

More than one set of cheeks bitch!

Senusret I ruined my life by exposing me to FGS (infinity) on facebook and I lost hours of my life since 2007.

^^^Took the Alpha Gam spot in the chitchat picture. Internet noteriety FAIL.

Is obviously not one of the chosen few I cherish a friendship with, and is therefore intimidated by my hotness for being the poster girl for GC Alpha Gams who are on tinychat.

Of course it is! :mad:


^^^Told New Edition to write that stupid song so men won't trust me and it's ruining my life.

^^^ Forced me to recall past big butts and smiles that have, indeed, ruined my life.

^^^Told me to ford the river and kill my oxen

BTW My Oxen? Yup. They had big butts and smiles, too.

^^^ Told me jorts were "the next big thing"

Wouldn't put out, KNOWING he was the only one I ever wanted.

Ruined my life by being the only hot APO brother I couldn't nail, just because I don't have the right tools for the job.

^^^ Farted with me in the elevator and walked out

^^^^Kept bringing up the tales of PruneTacos

^^Calls herself Benzgirl, but really drives a Toyota. The recalled kind.

Served Gooey Buns & Prune Tacos at a dinner party.

^^^had my water shut off so I couldn't shower before my job interview

^^^ Put Nair in my shampoo before a big date.

Btw, LOL all the big butt and a smile stuff is KILLING me!

^^^^ Recomended that I watch the movie Beloved after reading the book. And then further ruined my life by stealing my Big butt and a smile swagger!

^ When I gave her a ride to work when her car was in the shop, she thanked me by filling my unleaded gas tank with diesel, then farting inside my car as she exited the vehicle.

^ wasnt appreciative that I at least had Gas money to go along with my Gas. And had the nerve to steal my car and my pet monkey.