President Earp's Cabinet
 

President-Elect Earp is now taking applications for his cabinet. Please specify the existing cabinet position for which you feel you are qualified or feel free to invent one if one does not yet exist to address an issue you feel is important. You may also nominate another GC'er whom you feel would be appropriate for a position.

Thank you.

Communications here. Speech writer extraordinaire.
LOL

AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
 

AH, KRose how could I forget U. You will Be the Presidental Advisor, My Right Hand Person:) Ah Poetically correct, but neverthe less A great Choice on my part. And of course,I am some what an astuite person.

It is so hard in a man of my impotence for only one to do it alone!!!!! Well some of the naysayers say " Say What"!

Those of little faith do know not what they do until they are led out of the land of sin? to the land of GOOD and FUN:D

KRose, with a little imagining, we could rule the world, hell the universe:D

You will be my main!!!!!!!:)

Hey tom, as NSA, I will make sure the liquor cabinet stays safe. :D ;) :cool:

Alphachiohmy hopes for press secretary slot
 

by Alphachiohmy
The Greekchat Daily News

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Move over Ari Fleischer. Here comes Alphachiohmy for the positions of press secretary.

She can take care of the press conferences, news releases and all external and internal communications. She is a brilliant wordsmith and writer.

Her extensive experience includes reading the comics pages of the San Antonio Express News at age 5, potty training her puppy with issues of newspapers and using newspapers to make paper mache for greek floats. Her television experience includes watching NBC's Friends and ABC's Will and Grace.

She was also the Alpha Chi Omega Communications Chair from 1999-2000.

"I am the best person for the job," she said. "The president would be crazy not to add me to his cabinet."

In lesser important roles she has written for the St. Louis Post-Dispatch and the Southern Illinoisan. She also wrote for her college newspaper, and served as managing editor.

Reporter Alphachiohmy can be reached at alphachiohmy@aol.com.

WELL!!!!!
 

amycat, so appointed!!!:)

You had better protect the Cabinent or you will be demoted to Wine Steward:mad: Well The Cellar in the Far reaches of the Big House!!!!!!

Well actually not really to bad a JOB, you can also be the offical TASTER!:D

Need a MAN OF YOUR TASTES!!!!!;) It is a very taste full position of a man of your distinctions!

Which Position do you be wishing on having when we ride down Penn. Ave in the Inagural Parade in of a large flotilla of large sided trucks provided by SK RC who knows many of the people we need to supply transportation of some good beverages?

How was that in My best Mass. Lingo?:cool:

I would like to be the uh..white house intern..wink wink :) hehe

LOL hey, wine steward doesn't sound bad either. :)

Let me know when State of the Union address is due and I will get right on it!!!

:p

HEY!!!!!
 

There is so much I cannot stand the Preasure with out my cabinet members!!!!!:eek:

All who REALLY want the Impotent jobs not so far designated please Fax me at BR 459!!!
Until we have our GC Party conference in Louisburg, Ks. at which time we will set our Platform we must refain :D (Well some what;) to do all of awfully much additions to any changes!!!

Well we may need more than one No. #1 A wine Steward, An Ale Steward, and A Whiskey/Whisky Steward! Oh Ye of little Faith, there is a DIFF!

Now To The Important patronige job of INTERN, WELL I must think on that appoitment, it is a veryyyyyy important position in the NEW WHITE HOUSE!!!!!

I am in A delima of food, nuked left overs ( God I Know OTW Is Cringing} but I have 3 continents in the Fridge. Ice Box to DeltaAlum!!!!!!

I must go and get sustinece or will never get th GC Party off the Ground!!!!!

Some think I am Crazy, I am not Crazy, I am Insane, THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!

SEE YA!!!!!:D

Hey Tom!....How many interns will you be appointing??? ;)

Make me the Attorney General. I would be a cool job even though I am not a lawyer. But hey I couldn't do any worse than anyone else with all those advisors.

Tom, guard the cabinet I will :cool: It will be fully stocked with any alcohol you can think of ;)

I wanna be the whiskey steward!!!!!!(or um stewardess I suppose?):D :D

(but I would also be an intern......:D )

B., are you trying to take my job? President Earp has already asked me to fill that spot. But I will happily make you my Assistant Attorney General. Or better yet, I will appoint you Independent Counsel In Charge of Muckraking and Generally Making Politicians Lives Miserable. Whaddya think? :D

LOL now THAT sounds like a fun job!

While there are many impotent jobs open, it seems that the internships are the most coveted of the positions avaiable, I will begin taking applications:D ASAP if not sooner:)


Ah YE of little faith, let us RUN the Country,NEAH, the world for Truth, Justice, and the Greek Way, Amen!

Being in charge of CIA, I'll be sure to know where people like SH80 are at all times, with an ever watchful eye. Also with the information my sources can acquire, we will never have people secretly drinking from the liquor cabinet without it being a full-scale party.

nomination
 

Can we nominate people? I nominate Miami1839 to be head of FBI or the secret service as I think his degree is in criminal justice or some type of law enforcement.

Kevin do you accept?

I guess that sounds ok seeing that your a real lawyer.lol

I wanna be secretary of Labor, since Im a recent graduate who is wokring her darn summer job b/c she has a BA in Sociology which is proving to be WORTHLESS. However, I am working in 4 different depts :) Also the sociology degree could help me for the position of Secretary of Housing and Urban development.


Hell if those are taken make me an Intern... I can be freaky when I want too......JOKE :D

I want to apply but I don't know what job I'd be suited for best!

I'm so multi-talented.
lol

Head Intern?


C'mon. A public Relations and theatre major has to get me SOMEWHERE!


Jess

Hey Tom,

Don't leave me out! Surely there is a place for my journalism expertise and marketing research degree in your Cabinet!

;)
Carrie

Wanna be a speechwriter with me? my background in Hollywood (many screenwirters used to moonlight as speechwriters for Clinton) and yours in journalism and market research would make us a powerful duo!!!

Whadya say President Earp???

Re: nomination
 

Thank You Karen :D

Yep, I graduated with a B.S. in Administration of Justice('97).

I would love to head the U.S. Secret Service. I think I would be a valuable asset to the agency. I would work very hard to ensure the safety and security of our President, Vice President and family members. :D

Kevin




Thank You Karen :D

Dejajeva---OH, naughty, naughty! LOL

Well More to the Presidential Cabinet
 

Having been working fingers to bone:( here is further additions to the Most Impotent list):

UMgirl--Sec. of Labor, dont get preganent on me:D

Miami 1839-- Secret Service, WILL YOU THROW YOUR BODY in front of me not at me?:)

DZRose--Sec. of Education Dah need some somart persons:cool:
Headest Speech Writer-- amycat, boy will you have to sling some S---!!!!!:D

OTW Sec. of Commerce-- You will be able to get us junkets to the Land of OTW, Leis, Hulas,and beeeautiful Beaches;)

Do not plan on Sec. of Army, Navy, Airforce, as we will have NO WAR in my Administration!:D

I Most certainly need some one in a very HIGH posistion in charge of Food and Berverage! This is a very Important Placing for All of us as "THERE WILL" be meetings at the House for us to discuss What it Be At!!!!

Nominations are still open! There are still good ones available! If you can think of some positions let me know!!!

Anyone a Good, Nay, A Great Campaign Manager! :(

This must be a person who has No Scruples about getting us to the and over the TOP!!!!!!!!!

Your Benevolunt hope to be Prexy:D

Tom,

Yes, LOL Why do you doubt me? I'd certinally throw my body in front of you but really since I would be the Director I would be having my subordinates do that. Unless of course you would want me doing the dirty work. Of course if there is any doubt in your mind I find the position as Director of the FBI very appealing.

Kevin

Miami, that position is filled but one must remember, that Sec. Service is the closest to the Pres. Not only to protect but maybe would have to be the official beverage taster!!!!!!!!!!:D

Now what ye think Kev?:)

All positions are imprtant to your Leader no matter how small they may see it is in the eyes of the beholder!!!!!!:D

That be me:D

To be or not to be, that be tha ?

Alas poor Yorik, damn dude you have lost wait!!!!!!!!!!!:p

This must be a person who has No Scruples about getting us to the and over the TOP!!!!!!!!!


I forgot!!! Did K Sig already get an appointment??? What about Billy O?

BY THE BY, JMOM, did you accept the impotent job of FIRST MOM?

I defenetally dont want to be living in sin in the Big House, White that is:D

Well maybe in a sort of blush color;)

Hey Tom, a graphic/web designer and event coordinator, I could certainly do a fine job on the campaign!! Besides, we only serve the best from the liquor cabinet at our functions. So count me in :)

Only if I can DELEGATE-DELEGATE-DELEGATE!!!

What a trip...could you imagine getting everyone together? I'm trying to think-Who would be the last one to go home?

YES?
 

JAMom, of course we would be the last to leave the White House after a party, to go out and get Breakfast among the people to get the feeling of the pulse and sober up!!!!!!!

We will need a head Chef as ask OTW how I cook, she do have an insight, via, long distance, about my time to take the dinner out! Well it is No secret, the smoke alarm goes off!!!!!!!!!:D

There are more positions open, but damn cant remeber what the jobs are?:confused:

Any Poly Sci out there to give me more positions to fill!!!!!!!

I Figure that by have a wide spectrum of people and areas, We Can Win this election "
V V V V 's" for victory!!!!:)

By the way, what do we call the party? No not the Social Partys:p

Well it is off to trying to fix a lamp, need a Sec. Of Electricy that is not mechanicall challenged such as my self:D


Let you feet hit the floor running as there may be someone trying to catch you:cool:

What about me??
 

Re: YES?
 

Any Poly Sci out there to give me more positions to fill!!!!!!!

Got a political science degree here with a MAster in International Relation concentrating in Political Economy. One of the few poli sci major that acutally used his or her major and became a Risk Analyst. If you care, my thesis title was:

A Comparative Study of the Proposed Free Trade Area in South East Asia and Southern Africa.

And the most important factor in my cv: I CAN SURF!!!!!!!!!!! AND I CAN SNOWBOARD!!!!!!!!!

BTW, do I get an intern?

AXOAlum and I could be sergeants-at-arms! You know why!;)

I want a job to!!!!
 

Hey JustAMom, could I be your personal assistant? Take care of all the tiny details that you don't have time for. Maybe I can be an assistant to one of the other cabinet members. Let me know

Hey Tom, this May I will finally get my Political Science degree! Sometimes I wish I went the way I wanted to go....Culinary Arts!

The intern position sounds tempting, but I think I'd rather have the Head Chef job. I know it's not a cabinet position, but Head Chef's more appealing!

Can I be the President's food taster??? I consider myself quite the conniseur.

I am fully able to appreciate all the finer points of a microwave burrito, as well as recommend the proper alcohol to compliment any meal.

Doust think that thou a great beverage taster with impecabile taste. If its filled. No sweat of my back LOL I can fill numerous duties. I'm pretty resourceful I must say and a valuable ally. Its up to you though. :)

Kevin