One Crime
 

Now to answer.
I have to be honest. I have wondered how easy it would be to commit a highly organized murder and get away with it. To see how it feels, and to see if I had the mental strength to not go crazy.

Now. I would not choose to do it other than by rewriting my own version of Crime & Punishment and trying to imagine every aspect of trying to do it, but I couldn't do it, never could I kill someone. I own a store, so I'm very sick of petty theft, so I wouldn't do that.

I'd rob from a major corporation like Microsoft since companies like that always F@#$ you anyway, not saying neccesarily them, but someone with huge mark-ups. I'd rob the shit of them, just to get back at them raping our check-books.

:D Heh, Embazlement and use it to pay of my student loans, by a house and a car, give some to mother and grands and go on a shopping spree. Oh some for my org too.

I'd be a jewel theif- like on Entrapment.
lol

I wouldn't be a broke college student anymore. I'd just be a college student.

Always,
Jess

I think doing a police chase would be pretty fun.

I would like to truck 150 cases of Miller High Life beer from Arkansas to Georgia in a Mack 300hp Maxydyne Tri Axle and some good looking lady running blocker for me in a big black chevy dually. I dont guess thats illegal anymore. Maybe just my fantasy.

vegas baby, vegas
 

I'd totally hold up a casino..there are so many times when i've been in vegas or at the local casinos and you see all the chips(while the $$ signs flash in my head) and think, someone distract them, i'll grab the $$ and run :)

Always wanted to rob a bank like in Heat. Though I'm too much of a passive person to hurt anyone, if not on the ice.

There was a police chase that ended up right in front of my parents sports store my frosh year. It'd started like an hour (driving 10 over) away from it, so it was a pretty long chase, I'm not sure how long it lasted, but my dad called me saying, I'm watching the craziest thing happen...what?....well, a police chase just ended directly in front of our store


Oh, would organizing and heading the torture of bin Laden and his associates be considered a crime? If so, I'd look into doing that one.

o yea...that scene is bad ass.....that would be pretty kewl..minus all the killing.....

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No, thats called you would get a multi-million dollar reward for it..

techincally if the case went to The Hague, that would probably be legal ... sorry :)

Hague is only used for crime against humanity. You would probably get to marched at the canyon of champions in NY where the Yankees will be marching again this month.

Who is we, may I ask? :)

we choose wether or not to follow international law... it usually conflicts with our sovereignty

I would like to do it OJ Simpson style.

OK, cuz i just thought that we had a role in the execution of the Nazi's at the Hague after WWII

I would do some kicka$$ pranks!!!
 

I would drive around campus with a paintball gun and do "drive by's", the dumb dorks will think it was for real. And, the inspired photojournalist I am, I would videotape and take pictures of the whole thing! :p

OR

I would mail Gold Medal flour to all of my enemies. They will freak out and think it is anthrax! :D

It would definitely to rob a bank. Or the federal reserve or one of those armored cars. So I would have an obscene amount of money that with interest accruing, I couldn't spend it fast enough.

Definitely rob a bank and come away with no less than oh I'd say, $5-10 million!

It's nice to dream.

I would somehow break into a bunch of people's Swiss Bank accounts. Take the money and buy myself an island!

Hmmmm, I think I would try to empty the coffers of the terrorist groups (maybe hit their honey business) and launder it into several accounts. Of course there would be millions before they caught on. Then, I'd hire a mercenary to "take them out". They would offer MORE money not to kill them in which case, the hitman would agree. We would split the money and I'd hire another mercenary and on and on. When they were broke, I'd turn them over to the oppressed women of the world and tell them to "Bobbitize" them.

I like your style Justamom! Can I be the hitman(woman?);)

Ohhh, Justamom, youre crazy!!!! I like your style ;)

I want in on justamom's plan! OR, I'd marry Bill Gates then knock him off and make sure he changed his will to give me all the cash. Now THAT would be key :)

haha, this would look reallly funny, but I'd steal the crown jewels from england, and since I couldn't get caught for it, I'd just wear it all around all the time, even in casual settings

or better yet

I would commit a crime against the laws of time/space/nature. I'd go back in time and then be able to get in on every single money making opportunity, bet every sporting event, invest 100% of it in stocks I knew that were going to skyrocket that day, use my understanding of computer, and the c program I have for word, and show/sell it the day that c programming was invented to work on computers for co-ownership in the company, and various money-making schemes like that. all of which are essentially legal, it's just a crime against nature to go back in time. Also, in my money making schemes, I would try to make money in such a way that prevented Osama to have ever become a millionaire

The question SigmaChiCard is WHERE are you wearing them!!! ;)

where would any guy keep his (royal) family jewels? :D

I'd pay to see that!! :D

hmmm, that might be a whole new crime altogether then, and we only get one.

Well, you wear the jewels, and I'll sell tickets. Kinda like you're my hooker and I'm the pimp :cool:

GEEZ!!
 

J A MOM, I thought you were snow white, now I finally find out you have alter ego of MA Barker :D

OH YE of little faith, I have already figured out the perfect Murder! Cannot say any more or would have to kill youse, broken nose syndrom!

I would like to figure out the Swiss Bank Codes of the Nazi Accounts take the Baddddd Dopes $$$$$$$ and live with 1000 Greek Chat Friends in the Land of OTW and build a new House for my Chapter!

Thank god small things make me happy! NO snde remarks from My fav minons DA, KS,SC PAlease!:D

"Who knows what evil lurksin the hearts of men, Dah the shadow do, well if it is not cloudy cause you cant see him!!!!!":D

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Just Kidding. I read this part:

Still.... I've got my eye on you, buddy.

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Ahhh yes, a Mack lover since the day I was born. Notice I said tri axle. Is a tri axle really needed for a 53 foot trailer and 150 cases of beer. No. But hey, its a fantasy so might as well do it up however you want! If Jackie Gleason was still alive him and junior could chase me to hell and back.

I would definately rob a bank!

I would embezzle A LOT of money from a large corporation... they have more than they need anyway.

Either that or I might get in a fight and beat someone up... just to see if I could. I swear I'm tougher than people think!

I would grow, sell and smoke a lot of weed.

Oh, come on, you can do that now without getting caught! :)

I would find some way to f$c% the college bookstores out of all of their profits.