For $7000, she won't talk back, or cook or clean.
 

...and best of all Xanthus won't have to worry about knocking it up!!! :D

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Las Vegas, Nevada (CNN) -- To some men, she might seem like the perfect woman: She's a willowy 5 feet 7 and 120 pounds. She'll chat with you endlessly about your interests. And she'll have sex whenever you please -- as long as her battery doesn't run out.

Meet Roxxxy, who may be the world's most sophisticated talking female sex robot. For $7,000, she's all yours.

"She doesn't vacuum or cook, but she does almost everything else," said her inventor, Douglas Hines, who unveiled Roxxxy last month at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Lifelike dolls, artificial sex organs and sex-chat phone lines have been keeping the lonely company for decades. But Roxxxy takes virtual companionship to a new level.

Powered by a computer under her soft silicone "skin," she employs voice-recognition and speech-synthesis software to answer questions and carry on conversations. She even comes loaded with five distinct "personalities," from Frigid Farrah to Wild Wendy, that can be programmed to suit customers' preferences.

"There's a tremendous need for this kind of product," said Hines, a computer scientist and former Bell Labs engineer.

Roxxxy won't be available for delivery for several months, but Hines is taking pre-orders through his Web site, TrueCompanion.com, where thousands of men have signed up.

"They're like, 'I can't wait to meet her,' " Hines said. "It's almost like the anticipation of a first date."

Women have inquired about ordering a sex robot, too. Hines says a female sex therapist even contacted him about buying one for her patients.

Roxxxy has been like catnip to talk-show hosts since her debut at AEE, the largest porn-industry convention in the country. In a recent monologue, Jay Leno expressed amazement that a sex robot could carry on lifelike conversations and express realistic emotions.

"Luckily, guys," he joked, "there's a button that turns that off."


http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2010/TEC...bot/t1larg.jpg

Only insecure losers would want something like that.

It's probably easy to figure out the profile of the type of "man" who would use that.

yes...look at the picture...HAA!

Ew. I wish I had known what this thread was about before I opened it! Now I feel dirty.

GC needs a disclaimer font/icon. (I'm still waiting for a sarcasm font, btw.)

No.

ewww

I might pick one up on Black Friday.

Srsly.

Let's be honest... even if such an icon existed, you know you'd still be curious.

;)

Okay so why does she look slow/special/disabled? If she cooked/cleaned she might be worth something to those wives who are tired of their husbands. lol.

I just cant imagine the day when every guy has one in the closet right next to his porn stash. But iWife anyone? lol.

Perfect accessory for the iPad.

Reminds me of the movie Cherry 2000.

She kinda reminds me of Vicky from Real Housewives of Orange County. Men who need this really need lives, but not real women cos they probably can't handle them

Why? Can somebody explain that to me?

This is disgusting and way beyond sick. Some guys will stick their penis in anything.

I feel like this should border on psychological disorder...this is more than just a "toy," this is sex with an actual machine. And why is her bottom lip so big, did she get stung by a silicone-covered, mechanical bee? :confused:

Until they perfect the "pleasure-bot" - forget it.

http://www.sanfranciscosentinel.com/...obots-11-3.jpg

Don't be a dick.

If this mechanical chick does everything like the article says, then the larger lip is probably there for added pleasure during mechanical oral sex.

My random on this is I really don't believe this mechanical chick will do everything. There's things I like to do that real chicks won't do. I'm just wondering, if I bought one of these mechanical chicks, I have mechanical sex with it, I spew, where does the semen go? I think that would be kinda messy cleaning that shit up. It's messy enough cleaning it off of a real chick.

That's what I thought.

Of course it won't do everything. There may be a safety deposit box of sorts that you can dump out. Enjoy. :)

Haha, I thought that too, but it would still be pretty shitty cleaning it out. I would rather just have a few extra on hand that I could replace it with.

Come on, George Constanza can do better than that. He married Susan for Pete's sake!

ok, for $7K they couldnt have made her hotter?

It's waaaaay hotter than the men who will be buying it.

Ha Ha Ha! That's so funny!!1! :mad:

Of course they will! It's amusing to me though... but where do you store a "toy" that big? Come to think of it, ppl ordering one probably don't get a ton of company huh?:rolleyes:

I'm with tld. Could he not have made her better looking?

And the robot thing is ugly as hell. lol. These guys can't even get a cute girl if they make/buy her. I can't imagine what the one for women would be like. Does it have a constant stiffy or does it spring into action? lol. I can just imagine the selling points: It cares about your feelings, holds your purse and watches lifetime without complaint. It also has an insta-boner!

As far as having visitors I can just imagine this convo happening:

Woman1: *screams* There's a perv with a hard-on in your bathroom closet! Call the cops!
Woman2: Girl, that's just my i-mate. Calm down.

^^ LOL

Psychological disorder or not, if this thing will keep even some of the pervs away from our children, I'm all for it. Get you one today!

Almost made me spit oatmeal on my laptop.

And that's another thing... I didn't read the article but I assume it doesn't walk... So unless when they say women have inquired about them, they mean lesbians.... A manbot would be significantly heavier. Who the hell wants to (or even can) lug that big piece of dead weight from said hiding place to the bed (or dining table if you're feeling freaky:cool:)?

I'm actually not surprised by any of this. It's sad what things have come to. I mean, with the porn industry being as big as it is, and it grows daily. So, it doesn't surprise me that someone would spend 7 grand for a sex toy.

Well, I don't think it's because people don't get a ton of company, I think it's because the sex they crave daily is never satisfied. It's actually a sickness, and the moron who created this mechanical monster is part of the problem, because he's feeding these men, and making money doing it. I mean, it's like selling a cocaine addict more cocaine to give her/him a temporary fix for the addiction.

eta: I'll bet the majority of men who will order this thing are married, so it's not the lack of company. At least I don't think it is.

Maybe it'll be like the Bowflex. Its delivered to your home easy to get I mean set up. It could come attached to a board with retractable wheels so you can just roll it under the bed when you're through.

This could be good. Think about it. You get it on the bed have your way with it and when you're done and it asks you to make it a sammich you can just push it off and roll it on under the bed.

I'm waiting to hear of a few scenarios.

a) Man has one and a wife, wife divorces him over his relationship with the doll.
b) Guy has more than one for a harem, the programming goes wonky all VAG. 7000 style and kills off the rival robot, and he sues the company for losing his companion.
c) Some guy has a lady, brings his robot to a threesome, gets dumped, and ends up as internet infamy.

I highly doubt it. Pervs can pay for a hooker (or several) for way less than $7,000 yet the nation's children still aren't safe. Pedophiles won't be satisfied with a fully grown woman, mechanical or otherwise.

XITY



and I find it absolutely HIGH larious that you would even CONSIDER using one so if it's that much of a question, USE A CONDOM...oh...that's right you don't.

Make sure you use sanitary cleaner when you're done.


...and wash your hands.


...also, make sure your kid doesn't find it.

Yes, pedophilia and other forms of sexual victimization aren't about sex. Most perpetrators aren't just horny people who can't get sex elsewhere.

I always consider myself somewhat of a "cool" wife... I don't bi**h about HALF the crap my husbands friends wives do, but I'll be damned if you're gonna have a robotic "piece" on the side... If between me and your hand you can't be satisfied, then you DO have a problem and need genuine help not a way to have more sex!


I'm glad we have a platform. Can you imaging the scare that fugly face could give an unsuspecting child looking for their ball that rolled away!? LMAO.

I agree with you, but most men who go to strip clubs are married. I don't know why that is, but it's true. So, I'm thinking the same thing would happen with this thing.

Hey shit for brains, when did I say I was thinking about buying one? I didn't. I used myself as an example to ask a fucking question.

Now, who's the dickhead who started the thread?

Well...hehehe

Since you want to be technical:

"I'm just wondering, if I bought one of these mechanical chicks, I have mechanical sex with it, I spew, where does the semen go?"


But, if you read for comprehension, I was looking more at the aspect that you had CONSIDERED UTILIZING one.

"Use" and "buy" are 2 different things BTW.

Again it's the fact that you had THOUGHT that far ahead which still strikes me as funny.

Xanthus you are your own walking punchline.

And you really gotta work on your insults.