Man's penis removed from pipe
 

The title of this thread almost made me spit wine all over my PC.

Lol. Same with me and soda.

lol guess his hands were no longer good enough.

whhooooooaaaaa

This sentence:

made me chuckle...

i've heard of laying your pipe, but this is ridiculous

lmao

That pipe didn't wanna be laid...thats the problem

Apparently there are lots of penile injuries from vacuum cleaners also, due to the suction, I guess.

I'm only 18, but I can lay the pipe

Whatever happened to that guy?

I guess he didn't realize that NO means NO

...and boom goes the dynamite.

And after working in the ER for years, I can tell you that the excuse is "Well, my GF just got back from a long trip and wanted to experiment..."

lmao

The anxious man aged about 40 gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning

i would think that no explanation would be needed..........

I almost spit out my smoothie on that one! haha

Yes....excuses people come up with for that kind of stuff is always a hoot...ridiculous, but a hoot!

there's no awesome explanation/story you could make up to explain this. but i wouldve loved to see him try.

Actually it would be funnier for him to just tell the truth.

I have so many questions though:

Was this experimental, or had he done this before and this time just worked against his favor?
Where was the lube?
Why a pipe? I don't know what kinda cutty he's getting (clearly not any) but i hope a pipe isnt comparable.

I really want to find away to incorporate the use of "girth" but my head hurts and im not on my clever A-game today.

My friend Steve said this about the article:

Peter Piper pinned his pecker in a peter pipe.

lmao at the part in bold.

your friend Steve deserves a medal. a beer. a Sundae. something. 'cause that is filarious.