Brother gets revenge on sister, posts hookup list on Fbook
 

So wrong, yet so funny.
http://i.imgur.com/58kXI.jpg

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WOW.

Reason number zillion to be thankful I'm an only child. Although I would have never ratted on my brother for hiding beer in his room!!!

that poor girl :(

but why the shit would you have this kind of list outside of your head??

Confession: I had one of those too (but not so graphic). As stated though, I didn't have to worry about my nebby siblings seeing it.

This.

Hah that's ridiculous!

It looks like a Wish List or a Goals List, because of the deadline date. Which, if that's the case, is sad. But what's even sadder is her utter lack of self-esteem. Check out the last two lines.

:(

Then again, look at the date 4/2010. Probably graduation and this is what she wants to do by then.

I don't think that's lack of self esteem or anything sad. It's teenage girl hyperbole. Much like yelling OMG I'M GONNA DIE!! when one's hair sticks out at an awkward angle.

Fixed it for you. :p

Better? :D

Also, just noticed that he tagged everybody on the list. That's really evil.

My mother always said "Never put anything in writing that you wouldn't want published in the newspaper". This now applies to "posted to on the internet".

Oh....... my.

LMAO.

AND WHY ARE THEY ARGUING IN THE COMMENTS SECTION IF THEY LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE?!?!?!!


OMG it's not funny, really it's not, but I can't stop laughing! Bwahahahahahaha!

If they argue in the same house, their parents will hear, that's why!

That is what made me laugh the hardest. She was mad because he wouldn't answer the phone.

OMG best thing I've seen all day. I almost spit my soda all over the computer!

LOL!! this is why i started blogging on xanga. my bros were too nosy. anything i didn't want anyone to see, i'd put on private. :D

My exact reactions.

I love the comments! "Hey Brian, if you get a haircut you can get a BJ!"

So glad my sister and I decided to cover for each other for mutual benefit...

ETA: "I <3 facebook like you <3 cock!"
Love it!

same here.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/s...aughing025.gif This kind of stuff should not be on paper. But it's so funny.

WOW. Super embarrassing.

This is why I'm so glad that I grew up before Facebook, Myspace or text messages became a way to gossip. I had AOL and there were some interesting things that happened in the chat rooms back in the day. I can only imagine if we had something like Facebook.....

nothing would have happened because then you would have really seen the other person

My question is why she's got "v-card" as a goal for 2 different guys. :confused: Either your goodies have superpowers and can multiply or you're just extra for having v-card backups.

I keep thinking about this situation. While she was a fool to have that list and squealing on her brother about the beer wasn't cool, the "punishment" doesn't seem to fit the crime here. Yeah, she told on him and he's grounded for 3 months. He would get over that.. in 20 years, it would seem like no big deal. His actions though may very well have destroyed her ability to even function in school and revealing something like this has probably destroyed any chance of their ever having a decent relationship in the future. Most siblings have fights or tattle on each other over the course of their childhood but get over it as adults and become more close. I can't see these two ever getting past this though. As funny as it was at first, when I really sit and think about it, it's a life changing move on the brother's part.

OMG i couldnt see the image on BB but this is HILARIOUS. that ish so wins.

"What are you gonna do? tell mom and dad that i uploaded your dick sucking list to facebook? go ahead."

FTW. LMBO!!!

^^^
Seriously. I read my 16 y/o sister's statuses & think wth is wrong with her?!

I can only imagine what my classmates would have written.

I think V stands for vagina. She seems past the virgin card at this point.

She'd better get cracking, she's only got 4 months.

then again, she could make all this happen in a weekend, or a fortnight if she put her mind to it.

If he was smart he would have let her know that he had it and used it for blackmail for a very long time. He's lost all value for future use and it was much more valuable before he showed his hand. Think about all the perks of having this knowledge and threatening to expose it.

Yeah, I was thinking that too.

Wow. I didn't even think of blackmail. You are like, the most perfectly evil little sister ever.

Hahaha! I am a little sister X4 and very good at being manipulative and evil if need be. Even as an adult I still have some advantages at times for various reasons. I also attribute it to my reading of Machiavelli's "The Prince" and Sun Tzu's "Art of War" in junior high as a way to encourage my precocious wheeling and dealing of my older sibling's dirty secrets.

"v" stands for virgin. "Turning in your v-card" is a popular term for losing your virginity. For many high school kids, you haven't lost your virginity until you physically have intercourse. And just cause she wrote this list down doesn't mean she's done anything....yet. (although, i doubt it)

Wowsers!
 

Freakin Hillarious! :eek: By far my favorite part of the post!

my guess is those are the 2 she wanted to give her v-card to