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MysticCat and DaemonSeid were getting a little silly with using info from the new ads in their conversation earlier so I thought it might be fun to talk in a new language called AdsChat. Just post a sentence using words/topics from the ads that you're getting on GC at the time. I'll start in the next post.

I really need a flat belly because I'm going to the Greek Island Lab to meet the single Ethiopians slathered with Greek Olive Oil.

I can't wait to "Experince (sic) the Myth" of "Exciting and Natural Greek Yogurt".

I was going to get some of that yogurt for my kids, but they have coughs, and dairy will only make that worse. If only I had some Delsym to help my kids get through the day.

Delsym helped my child get through the day...and earned him a $300 discount on his Greek composite photo!

Delsym, however, did not help me achieve a flat belly.

Unless you're wearing the pearls, it won't work :(

If you use this weird old tip, you will get free shipping on your next order.

You can use the free shipping on your next order of the Best Pimsleur (WTF?)
Ever! Act now, offer ends soon.

I used Pimsleur to learn Greek which I brag about in my Greek class in San Francisco. So there.

But will you still be able to brag if you transfer to Shadyside Academy?

Yes, if I'm wearing my Levi's. I get free shipping, you know.

Are those Levi's one of Rhacel Zoe's best picks?

I think they were picked by the good people from the bible college.

Bing!

I just got a PajamaGram to put over my newly flat stomach.

Best Greek jackets ever for people who DID switch.

With your new flat stomach, I'm sure you'll be able to find love (FOR FREE!!!) at Eligible Greeks.com (or the free gay dating website. Either works lol)!! But watch out.. I've heard some Crazy NPHC Rumors...

And of course Equifax rules my love life because my credit score (Which is excellent btw) is connected to everything I do.

I found the gay man of my dreams and I'm going to do him on my new Ford's soy-based foam seat.

Don't forget your Progressive car insurance!!!

You can find it using your Google Chrome internet browser.

Meet super sexy Jamacian Muslim Seniors!

They have Muslims in Jamacia now??

One tip for a flat belly? Click here to find out.

Remove cat pee on carpet so it doesn't get on your new purchase from Modern Furniture Warehouse.

(Scared because these two are actually kind of pertinent to my life.)

Help me find my african queen!

Show her your collegiate mugs and cups! I'm sure one of those 140 teams has to impress her!

what's the dish?

I don't know, but I love the belly dancer I hired to serve it at my party.

I'm looking at an ad for Green Cards...who knew you could get citizenship online?!?

Well, not only dat, you can also get the cutest game for cuties.

So should i not bring my interlinear Bibles on this trip to Jamaica? I suppose they could just ship them. i could spend my 70% that i save on a line jacket. i want all 700+ designs, but sleeveless.

it IS Jamaica, after all.

Bring your Bible. :) The churches were shouting from the rooftops when we were there.

Um, there's no way we're going to Jamaica, driving a 2010 Suzuki Kizashi, unless you get your bills paid by Mojo from Channel 955.

...and I will refuse to chat about investing in big gain stock.

HATER! :)

ok, pshsx1 is gonna go pay some bills while i decide on which language to learn: biblical hebrew online, or greek in 10 days. i mean i already have the bibles, but on the other hand...how much time do i have?

cause then i could learn greek and translate for all the confused one-time posters from Greece.




just kidding, i just wanna learn greek so i can chat up all those hot greek singles.

Instead of dealing with the radio, I think I'm just going to get a Summer Grad internship to advance my career in Student Affairs.

Then I can maybe afford some of those 70% off flights to Greece.

I mean, that's all what I heard from the PWC Forum when I was browsing on my Nexus One Google Phone.