my amazing story
 

well i just found this greekchat.com and i love reading the stories so i am telling mine it is from just a few years back and being in my sorority is so bomb i love it (so you know there is a good ending duh of course i got one)

there are 7 sororities. this is day 1 where we go to 4.

brody-this one was ok. they were very easy to talk to which is good but i wanted to do the popular ones, seemed easier
jayde-basically same as brody
kristen-LOVED, favorite! everyones favorite but they are the best so
lo-2nd choice, they are almost as good as kristen just different not worse

then 3 next day

justin bobby-they are ok don't really know how to describe but again not as popular as i want
audrina-popular in their own way, 3rd choice
stacy-ugh horrible everyone hated this group i wouldnt join if i got a bid

Go away. No one cares.

why are you upset?

I<3myself/misswhatevshernamewasITY?

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TEITY?

I think T has gone beyond booze and is hitting the absinthe...good googly moogly this is horrible!

LOL..FTW!

calm down ksuviolet! why are you angry? but this is my recruitment story from freshman year which was fall of 2007

Or maybe he's I <3 Myself.

bid day i am a kristen!! don't you wanna be a dg too!

Well, at least the story was quick!
I think you turned a lot of people off in your first post where you made it obvious that you only care about the popularity of a group.

i was a freshman what can you do

What university did you/ do you attend?

I accidentally hit "page down" and saw that the story was over lol.
well I'm glad you like being a DG!

ETA: just read the first page. no comments. that is all.

Ferocious Beast??? I couldn't remember what that was from... I think I am right...

I like how she "voted" on who to go back to....If you are going to make up a story, at least use the right vocabulary, and don't say thats what your school calls it - because thats just not plausible.

I'm so ashamed.......:(
"Splash," "I<3" or whoever you are...learn how to spell and punctuate correctly. It doesn't matter if this is an internet forum...YES people care about that sort of thing. Your writing is hard to read and makes you look stupid. Work on that...then come back and we'll work on attitude.:rolleyes:

It's sad to know that even 2 years later, your maturity level is still at 0.

Be embarrassed? Keep it to yourself?

This may well be the best "recruitment story" ever. It is like watching a train wreck in slow motion. You are both horrified and fascinated at the same time and while it is occurring you are just praying it is not real.

Hey guys, sorry I wrote I guess immature. All caps and punctuation from now on!

I don't think that capitalizing letters and using the correct punctuation are your only problems...

Calling the Grammar Nazi!

Stop... just stop. You are embarrassing yourself and your organization. That is if you are even legitimate (which I highly doubt). You sound like a shallow, 13 yr. old airhead who failed middle school English. If you are in a 2007 pledge class, you are almost/are 20 years old and a junior in college. Act like it and write like it.

Oh please, please, please let this be a fake story!

And please learn how to write.

As a writer, I agree!

Wow, did Courtney Stodden start this thread???

LOL, 33 :)

If I recall correctly, the thread starter is the bozo who referred to my sister DZTurtle11 as an "alleged alumni initiate" in another thread. Sounds like she needs a life as well as remedial instruction in the English language...

We've always thought she was a troll...now I remember why.

She never came back with a college name, so for my own sake I am calling her a fake, because if she really were a DG I would be mortified. Who acts like that, it had to be a joke she was so over the top obnoxious.

LOL @ the idea of Courtney Stodden going through recruitment. Could you just imagine her conversations??

Active: So, what kind of hobbies do you enjoy?
Courtney: Oooh, well I love to get completely naked and let my luxuriously soft body bask in the warm, delicious sunshine. Then, when my sexy man gets home, we collapse into the sensual escape of each other and arouse each other's passions all night long.

University of Miami in Coral Gables Florida

^ She and I go to the same school. This def. isn't a fake. She told me it was UM when she org. wrote it.

What a horrible way to talk about the other Greeks on your campus
I'm going to have to pretend I never read this...

You don't have to pretend, because she deleted it all!

It shows what a hot ass mess this was that no one even wanted to QFP it.

Wouldn't have been the first faux AI, but since DZTurtle's one of those who hit the rainbow kool-aid to avoid the meanies and then came back here (where all the meanies are) with her letters and a new name, I don't have much sympathy. Especially because, IIRC she opened mouth and inserted foot more than once. But that may just be my memory.

Splash of course being a special breed of strange, is a whole other story.

Not to be a "meanie", but who may or may not be perping my sorority is not your business. And as far as your "opened mouth and inserted foot" comment, I've noticed you chewing on shoe leather more than once so perhaps you could cut others a little slack :)