How did you choose the person you married?
 

Hey all,
This is fact that:
"Marry to right person because 90% of your happiness depend on this"
so How did you choose the person you married? tell about your opinion.

I ordered him from a catalog.

I put the pros and cons into Excel with point values. No lie.

I bought him with the money I got from the "Create a House Website" event.

LOL...he must have been cheap!

Besides, I thought you posted on his thread and became his Egyptian Queen after he quoted you...

ETA: I was wrong, it was Nigeria.

He pulled that "bark like a dog" crap one too many times. I told him if anyone's going to be barking like a dog in the boudoir it sure as hell isn't gonna be me. Luckily I have this guy to handle my divorce.

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It was a mutual-selection process.

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I . . .

. . . oh wait. That's how I became King.

Nevermind.

Lottery.
Oh wait, I'm not married.

He chose me. :)

My dad gave me to the guy who could give him as many goats as possible.

LMAO. So is he a frat boy, a foreign exchange student, the guy across the hall, or a nerd? :D

Hee hee. When my husband was a little boy, he saw a Sears catalog with pictures of babies modeling baby clothes, and he concluded that parents got their babies by ordering them from Sears.

If those are my choices, I'll definitely take the guy across the hall. He's the only one who looks like he knows what girls are for.

I have a relationship rubric. :o

Sorry, that's treading into membership selection which is ritual.

LOL you guys crack me up

Magic 8 ball is my personal favorite. Where's that MysticCat when you need it?

FTW :D

Two words:

Police lineup.

I guess it would be obnoxious to multi-quote all of you, but let it be known you guys are freakin hilarious :-)

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