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Ghetto Unsolved Mysteries
Have any of you ever wondered. . .
Top 20 Questions that remain unanswered?? 1.Where is Kris Kross 2.Why does Petey Pablo look like a psycho? 3.When is Alicia Keys gonna make another damn video? 4.Did anyone ever see Beyonce's ears? 5.Why are all these rappers bragging about all the women they get with when everyone knows they'd be lonely if they weren't on a record? 6.Who else thinks Lil 'Wayne looks like a rat?? 7.Is Bow Wow or JD ever gonna get taller? 8.Is Jay-z ever gonna grow a fro? 9.What the hell is on the top of AJ's head? 10.Is it me or does Musiq Soulchild look like Cole from the sitcom "Martin"? 11.Will somebody please tell Fabolous to STOP SPELLING HIS DAYUM NAME we know how to spell it dog we ain't gone forget. Fa-bo-lo-us. lol 12.Why in that song "3,2,1" by LL Cool J does Foxy Brown say she's "a disease infested *****"? 13.Is it me, or does Shemar Moore bring Soul Train down? (He tries too hard to be "cool", but CAN'T QUITE PULL IT OFF!!) 14.What is up with DeVante? Is he cracked out or what? 15.Is the Harlem Shake New York's answer to the Crip Walk? I just wanna know? 16.What do they call the Bloods dance in California? 17.Is it me or does Mos Def look like a black Abraham Lincoln? 18.How many kids did Bob Marley have? 19.WHY DOESNT JANET OPEN HER DAMN MOUTH AND SPEAK UP? THIS AINT GOOD TIMES NO MORE, OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND SPEAK UP, THAT SHY ROUTINE IS OLD. 20.Why does Whitney insist on calling Bobby Brown "The Original R&B King". I mean, he was cool, had a couple of cool songs, but he didn't break no records? |
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Have any of you ever wondered. . . Top 20 Questions that remain unanswered?? 1.Where is Kris Kross ]Somewhere, rich and I heard they were coming out with another cd. Lets just hope their momma's told them which direction their clothes go on. 3.When is Alicia Keys gonna make another damn video? Please, because if I hear fallen in love again, I will not be responsible for my actions 4.Did anyone ever see Beyonce's ears? 5.Why are all these rappers bragging about all the women they get with when everyone knows they'd be lonely if they weren't on a record? Or that they are would actually be out of the closet 6.Who else thinks Lil 'Wayne looks like a rat?? He is the Rat leader 7.Is Bow Wow or JD ever gonna get taller? Or as my son puts it. Whenis Bow Wow going to get rid of his girl hair 8.Is Jay-z ever gonna grow a fro? Let's hope he takes speech lessons first. 9.What the hell is on the top of AJ's head? He needs AA 10.Is it me or does Musiq Soulchild look like Cole from the sitcom "Martin"? May be they are cousins 14.What is up with DeVante? Is he cracked out or what? Crack andthen some 16.What do they call the Bloods dance in California? Bloods dance, of which Shug night wrned certain people BETTER stop doing it. 20.Why does Whitney insist on calling Bobby Brown "The Original R&B King". I mean, he was cool, had a couple of cool songs, but he didn't break no records? He broke the how much coke me and whitney can snort in 30 seconds or less. [/QUOTE |
Thank you for mentioning Lil Bow Wow's hair. No male, regardless of age, should have hair like that. That's woman's hair.
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I'm really trippin' off of this post. Just let me add my 2 cents in.
1. Why does Michael Jackson continue to toture us with that FACE. :eek: 2. Why are we STILL talking about DESTINY'S CHILD? I had forgotten about them, honestly. :rolleyes: 3. How many licks DOES it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? That owl and turtle were wrong. :D 4. What's up with these men (and boys) and the cornrowish look? 5. How many times do I haveto tell my husband to PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN???? :D Gosh, I'm laughing at my own stuff. :D :D I'll think of more and let you know. |
1. As much as I can't stand Destiny's Child, when is Michelle going to sing more than 10 words in a song?
2. What ever happened to Mia X, her no limit family didnt take good care of her? 3. Please tell me that Tatayna(sp) Ali is going back to acting and leaving her "singing" days behind! 4. You may like her, but can someone please tell Brandy to clear her throat before she starts to sing? 5. Can someone please tell Toni Braxton that it is time to change her hair style, it is not yours Toni, we all know!! 6. What ever happened to Changing Faces? Did they really change faces?:eek: |
Um, why is Miss Cleo STILL on the air?!:confused: We all know that accent is phony:rolleyes: and she's as American as apple pie!:D
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1.) Does Soul Train still come on???????
2.) Why are African Americans so loud?????? 3.) Why my neighbor buy yet another car(making this 3), now I have to race home to park in front of my house. Why won't he sell the 1 that doesn't work, or get it fixed? 4.) Why is everyone getting on public transportation talking on their cell phones, I don't want to hear your conversation to Pookie. 5.) Why are these grammar school kids and H.S. kids have cellular phones, yet they receive C's and D's? 6.) Who thought of Hog Head Cheese? |
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Please hand me a tissue so I can wipe my eyes!!! Gurl... You ain't neva lied! I'm mystified by: 1. Why didn't someone school Sisqo on how to look 'hard' in his latest video "Can I breathe?" 2. Where is lil 'Emmanuel' from 'Webster'? 3. Did anyone ever see Diana Ross pregnant? Come on, she adopted! 4. Who is impregnating Jodie Foster, she ain't married, you never see her with a man? Hummmm???? 5. Who thought up the 'concept' of Toni Braxton's notorious dress for that awards show? 6. Why does JaRule go through that entire video with half his head braided? 7. What will Eve do when her ninnies are sagging low and she still has those paw prints on them? 8. When will Ginuwine mature and grow a full beard instead of that thin line of dirt round his face? 9. What was George Foreman's wife thinkin when she let that fool name all her dayum kids 'George'? 10. That gum-poppin hoodrat next to me in the nail salon gettin a fill on her big toe! Does she wear sandals ALL year long? I wonda how that chit looks when her real nail starts to grow out underneath? 11.What do children do when the electricity go out nowadays? I mean they can't play jacks, hide-go-seek, cut paper dolls out the newspaper... 12. Why did I hear a group of 7-10 year olds doin cheers (I know yall remember them) to 'Oochie Wally Wally, Oochie Bang Bang'? I was mortified when they got to the part "He really, really hurt my body, he really, really got to gut me! :rolleyes: Lawd what is we gone do bout these chilluns? |
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ohhhhkay.... I need a tissue, I am choking and snotting....
And Beyonce's ear ARE jacked up... I thought I was the only one who knew that. |
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1. why when folks send a picture to the local paper obituaries section they send a picture that has their loved one but you can see the half of someone else head!!! if you are going to send a picture please send one by themselves. I am trippin out because their is a picture annoucing the home going of mapel "me-maw" robinson but the picture has pookie and lil ray in the picture with her:eek:
2. why people set their clocks an hour early when you know it's an hour early so your going to rationalize and still be late! 3. why martin was hollering at the cars 4. why did whitney houston's daughter have to look so much like her daddy! poor chile! 5. why i decide to start my diet every monday:rolleyes: 6. why lauren hill look like a damn 12-year-old lil boy! that's my girl but come ya'll she went to far! 7. why andre from outcast look like his masculine side and feminine side are at war everytime you see him |
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My friend calls Lauryn Bud from the Cosby show. I saw her pic in the newest VIIBE and she looks like WHO SHOT JOHN!! |
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I had to get in on this!
1. Why does Free on 106 & Park try so hard to be Mary J. Blige?
2. Why does Ginuwine have so much "Baby Hair"? 3. Why does he gel it down and then try to make designs out of it? 4. Why does Petey Pablo need to be on Ritalin (sp?)? 5. Why did Lil' Kim have another breast augmentation? |
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Gurl, can you imagine the game he'd try to kick! You think the Big Ol SUV was to make up for some 'hidden' inadequacies! :eek: |
I'm really trippin' off of these posts.
I think that Dianna Ross more than likely had her DAUGHTERS because they do look like her. Now her SONS, I don't know. I'd haveto see them now. But I DO know that when they were younger, the first think I thought was that she adopted. But you never know. Here are a few more ghetto mysteries unsolved. 1. Why is it that AOL KNOW that they have all of these members, yet they STILL can't figure out a way to keep people from getting booted off line? :mad: 2. Why is that these AFRICAN hair-braiders own their own shops, yet can BARELY speak English? 3. Why is SHOWTIME AT THE APPOLLO and SOUL TRAIN still coming on (the flava has gone for both shows yall)? 4. Why is my youngest sister the epitome of GHETTO FABULOUS (Sisterfriends, it's really embarassing)? 5. What makes my husband thinks his toes are sexy when I KNOW the real truth? :D :D |
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Why won't some of these African American designers make clothes to fit REAL women? You know, somethin that'll fit your waist but still give you enough room for the booty?
Why do I always complain about how big my booty is but I love it when someone takes notice?:D Why won't people realize that you can't wear TIGHT TAPERED jeans with big clunky BOOTS? Why won't these same folks realize that underwear comes in various sizes? If they're cutting off your circulation others can see!! Why do people still insist on wearing 5 hairstyles at once? |
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Why do all of my jeans fit me so tightly? Why do people feel the need to tell me I have a big booty? Why do I smile though when they tell me? Why is it that some people get a perm and their hair still looks nappy? Why is it that some people continue to go to hairdressers who make their hair look a hot mess? |
Why do people still wear tapered leg jeans?
Why did I know exquizit was going to mention her booty?:D Why did my friend get her hair cut on Tuesday and then had mircobraids in her hair that Saturday? Why is my booty, bigger than exquizit's and CT4's put together?:o Why is it 80 degrees outside? I live in TN where it is not this warm in the Fall. Why was Jennifer Lopez dating P Diddy this year and called him her soul mate and just months later she is married to someone else? |
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What is with this upsurge of all these dayuuum 1-800-CALL-ATT and 1-800-COLLECT commercials?
Who really makes that many collect calls when there are cell phones and calling cards to be used?:confused: Why do they have all of these washed up and wack actors promoting the mess? This is THE PARKERS' 3rd season so whyyyyyy are Kim and Nikki still in COMMUNITY (2 year) COLLEGE? On ONE ON ONE why do some people pronounce Kyla Pratt's character: Brionna and others BriANNA???:confused: :confused: |
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I hate to phone commercials, I turn them every time. I was thinking the sam thing about the parkers. But why does Kim should like she has been smoking cigars.
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Patti's Tribute
Why did Musiq wear them dark sunglasses during his performance last night? Don't he know that we already know about the lazy eye? http://www.plauder-smilies.de/rolleyes.gif
Why was Mariah on stage dressed OH SO SKANKY!? Why did the heffa keep trying to grab the MICROPHONE from Miss Patti during Lady Marmelade? I would have had to cold cock her? http://www.plauder-smilies.de/punch.gif Jill I love you boo. But PLEASE do not wear a jogging suit on stage anymore. I thought it was Missy Elliot or somebody. |
The sad part was that Mariah was more covered up than she usually is!!!!!!
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Not that I buy it, but if FUBU is "For Us By Us", then why is it priced for them?
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I saw FATTY GIRL video today:eek: :rolleyes: --should have been BOOTYS in SHORT SHORTS:p Were all of hhe clothing worn in that video FUBU products? KNOWLEDGE ETERNAL, that was a dayuum good question. |
Why does Nelly sing all his raps? Is he a bad rapper or a bad singer?
Why does Nelly have a cap on his bottom tooth? I wonder does he know it shows up as a rotten tooth on camera? Why does Ja Rule sound as if constipation is taking over him? Why does Brandy's hairline start so far back and she continues to brush the hair forward? Hello that's not baby hair, it's called alopecia areata. Why doesn't someone tell Jill never wear that purple lipstick with dark liner eva in life? Where is Keith Sweat? He always reminded me of a dinosaur that sings like a sheep..baaaaa :p Who gave Nate Dogg a chance? Is it me or can we all do without his singing? How does Snoop get so many acting roles? Why does Lisa Raye get acting roles? Why does Ghostface Killah wear a big ole bird on his wrist? |
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Knowledge...
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TotalElegance... I was wondering the same thing about Nelly?? :( Sometimes he sounds like someone just kicked him in the crotch... :confused: |
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G-H-E-T-T-O!!:eek: :confused: :mad: :rolleyes: ALL IN THAT ORDER!! |
Why does Nelly sing all his raps? Is he a bad rapper or a bad singer?BOTH
Why does Nelly have a cap on his bottom tooth? I wonder does he know it shows up as a rotten tooth on camera? LETS ASSUME FOR HIS SAKE, HE DOESN'T KNOW... Why does Ja Rule sound as if constipation is taking over him? Maybe he has irritable bowl syndrome! Why does Brandy's hairline start so far back and she continues to brush the hair forward? Hello that's not baby hair, it's called alopecia areata. Having those braids in her hair for so long ate up her hair line! Why doesn't someone tell Jill never wear that purple lipstick with dark liner eva in life?Big lips and purple lipstick just didn't work for a sista Where is Keith Sweat? He always reminded me of a dinosaur that sings like a sheep..baaaaa :p :D Who gave Nate Dogg a chance? Is it me or can we all do without his singing?:rolleyes: How does Snoop get so many acting roles?Yea!! Why does Lisa Raye get acting roles?Yea!! Why does Ghostface Killah wear a big ole bird on his wrist? Oh, my... :rolleyes: |
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Soror Reds 6 and the You Sho is Ugly Thread
1. If "MONEY AIN'T A THANG", how come JD won't use it to go get his teeth fixed, forehead reduced -- forget it total reconstructive surgery. :p
2. I know Puffy said the More Money we have the More Problems we have but since when is going to the orthodontist a problem? :confused: 3. What crack was PUFFY puffing on (or whatever you do with crack) when he said that Faith's new CD is the BEST R&B ALBUM EVER??!!?!?! HELLO JILL SCOTT among others? 4. What was Faith's stylist thinking putting her in that I DREAM OF JEANNIE PONYTAIL -- WTH!?!?:eek: :confused: |
I just want to say that I haven't laughed so hard over a thread in a minute. I couldn't breathe, I was lmao so hard. Oh, the hilarity.
Why do we constantly complain about the beauty shop, but still go? Why don't ALL Black people keep lotion with them? You KNOW there is a chance you will be ashy at some point during the day? Why don't your people go shopping before they get on the talk show? If you KNOW you gon' be on national TV, please, have some pride about yourself. Why do people insist on being seen with ashy lips? Either KEEP lickin' 'em, or get some Carmex. Why do your people talk so much in the movies? And at the screen, no doubt? Why do we do that? Why do we love black people's commentaries at the movies, though? Why we get pissed when the one white couple in the theater says SHH!! We know they right, we just mad, cuz we wanna talk. Why do ghetto pregnant women wear jeans unzipped under the belly? Come on now... Why do people let they kids run around with snot in they nose??? :mad: You don't have a nasty nose, why Jr gotta be snotty? Why do women put rhinestones in their hair?? I think that is so uncute. But money is worse... Why do men try to holla when they are on a bike? What, you gon' give me a ride? Why are your people content with the ghetto? Don't you ever want to leave? Or fix it, or something. Why do black peeps in the suburbs want to go to the hood and sell drugs? :confused: Wasn't that the point of your parents moving OUT of the hood, so you wouldn't have to deal with it? Why are Joan's (Girlfriends) eyes so big? Has anyone ever seen her father? Diana's eyes are not that big. Why at the Wizards game the other night, when Kelly Price sang the national anthem, didn't they show her from the waist down? Did they do that on purpose??? Why are Brandy's eyes so far apart? She looks like a dinosaur. And I'm her fan, lol. Why hasn't she come out with another album? Is she JUST modeling now? Why Fabolous gotta spell his name in EVERY song, when it's spelled wrong? Why can't Whitney pull it together? Can we please get an E! True Hollywood Story, or does she have to die/recover first? But recover from what? Her spokesperson said she's stressed. So can we get the story or what? Why does Brian McKnight use JACKED UP logic for his reason for not voting? He doesn't vote b/c he will always be in the highest tax bracket, so it doesn't matter to him who's in office??? WTF? Bill Gates don't vote either, I guess, right? Man, really now, WTF? Why does 112 refuse to get back to the basics? Do another CD like your 1st one, please, just for me. Why can't groups stick to the original form? Ballads, people, just ballads. Why do people like to keep their pregnancy a secret, if they are NOT going to have an abortion? You do know that your belly's gonna grow, right? Is Jaleel White's show still on? If not, where is he at? Does Malik Yoba have a job? What about Tommy from Martin? Where he at? And hell, while we're at it, what's up with Cole? Are these brothas workin? |
Malik Yoba has been sighted
Malik Yoba (vaseline challenged brotha) has a new play out called "What's On the Hearts of Men". It'll be in DC this weekend.
Chit, I need to be front and center for that one cuz I ain't gotta clue. |
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