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America's Next Top Model Cycle 13
Season starts tonight, so I figured it was time for a thread.
All girls this season will be petite (5'7 or shorter I believe). Interesting. |
Wow. I forgot about this.
I knew they were doing the "short" models this time. Didn't know it was starting so soon, though. Tyra really thinks she's going to recreate the supermodels from her era (Claudia, Cindy, Naomi, etc). Not gonna happen, but the show should be interesting, nonetheless. |
Oops!
It's actually Cycle 13, but I can't change it! And yes, the supermodel is dead. |
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And yea, Renee needs to give up. It hasn't happened yet, and her fucked up attitude is going to prevent it from happening |
I am shorter than 99% of the girls on the short version of Top Model. Sigh.
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I think it's kind of ironic that Tyra and the judges always say they aren't looking for commercial models, that they want high fashion runway girls....yet once the girls leave the show, the commercial stuff is all they can get (if even that). |
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I mean, I always thought girls were like Amazons if they were 5'3. I get what they're going for with this season, but really, you can't *create* another Kate Moss. |
No Amber, afterall. :) I knew she was too loony to be true.
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*** I am so glad that obnoxious Amber girl didn't make it after all. I was a little surprised the pretty blonde didn't go through (Ciara?). The red haired girl reminds me of Heather...she seems like she might also have a form of autism. Bianca reminds me of a cross between Nena and the other Bianca...I won't be sad to see her go (eventually). Initial impression...I like Bambi-eyes, Crutches, Erin, and Lisa. |
I'm sorry, but the different ways Tyra says "WEEEEEAAAAVE" during the makeovers are hilarious.
I like Courtney, Lisa, Erin, and Rachel. |
I like Rachel. I have a thing for big eyes (ie. Alison from last cycle). They make for interesting pictures.
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Glad to know I'm not the only one who doesn't miss Amber. :)
Tyra is so excited to show off how much weight she's lost. More power to her, you can tell she's lovin' it. I love Laura, she's such a goofy Kentucky girl. I also love Sundai's face but not her posing. I'm glad there are girls I actually like this cycle because I still can't get over Cycle 11. I don't think I really like anybody that season and I'm still afraid it might happen again! |
When I said Lisa before, I thought "Lisa" was the Asian girl.
Not surprised to see the real Lisa go...if you're brought back, you should have an extra umph. Looking forward to seeing who gets let go next week at the Wilhemina casting. |
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Danielle is modeling in the current edition of Essence. Tyra looks good w/ the weight loss.
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Also, Tyra needs to quit attempting to act, because she can't. At all. I like the Country Girl that posed with the baby. Hate Bianca...and even though she was bottom 2 this week, she'll be around for awhile because they like that bald doe-eyed look.:rolleyes: |
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And it looks like Bianca is going to be the Cycle 13 bitch. Boring. We've seen her look 2-3 times in previous seasons. |
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I think she said she is 5'3. You have SOME chance of booking some petite work if you're 5'5 to 5'7. Even then, I think it's it's going to be ALL print work, nothing runway. But really, who is going to hire a model who is 5'3? No one. Unless she is interested in passing as a kid and modeling for Gap Kids, lol. |
I didn't watch the show, but I saw the portfolio picture on the website.
All of them look short in their pictures. I agree with KSUViolet -- I'm not sure what kind of work they'd get if they are AND look short. LOL @ Tyra getting their hopes up... |
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Just made it halfway through the first episode...ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED that Ciara did not make it. I thought she was the prettiest girl they've ever had on...like ever!!! Okay, I'm avoiding the rest of the comments and finishing the rest of the episode... lol
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HAHAHAHAHA Tyra is a FOOOOOL!!! That whole "smize" thing was ridiculous, but I have to admit, she has a gift for teaching. The girls looked awesome and they all mastered it fairly well. Brittany's eyes blew me away.
Can someone deflate Bianca's ego? Please?? |
Can I please point out that those were definitely NOT real racehorses lol
And Tyra is going way over the top I think. |
okay wtf I hate Bianca. I hate her so much lol.
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I know I'm getting really sick of Tyra. I know someone has already mentioned it in this thread, and I've heard it mentioned many other times, but all these themes are getting old. Although there were things I didn't like about the first cycle, one thing I admired was that I felt as though it was giving the contestants a look at what the modeling world is REALLY like (at least moreso than the new cycles).
And Bianca needs to go. I thought for sure it was going to be Jennifer. You can always tell who is going to be eliminated because they focus on them a lot throughout the episode. |
How did Jennifer NOT go home this episode?
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I was sooooo sad to see Bambi-eyes go home. Biance makes me want to choke her. Brittany's a better model than I thought. Laura's soooo funny, I love her. Posing with a horse was straight up her alley. |
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Also, is there a Top Model Commandment that there must be a bitchy, overly cocky bald girl in eVERY season? and sceniczip: I have to ask, how can you tell that they're not race horses? Are they not muscular enough or something? I'm obviously not an equestrian. |
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I agree with what has already been said...
- I was bummed to see Bambi-eyes go home - I wish Tyra would stop making the show about her crazy antics and focus on the modeling - I wish they would cut girls that need to be cut...or just don't take them in the first place if they don't have a real chance - Bianca needs to leave...she should have been cut when she copped the same attitude two weeks in a row |
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What has to go - "Fierce!", this season's "How DARE YOU", and the painfully contrived desire to create a catchword - "Smize". I just DVR and fast forward through a lot of that goofy stuff now. |
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I agree, but I think she may be the house drama queen this season........:rolleyes: |
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Yeah...the way in which she's trying to turn it into a catchphrase reminds me of the scene in "Mean Girls" when Regina tells Gretchen (who keeps saying "that's so FETCH!") "STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN". Great line. |
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