GC Haiku
 

Because our talent
is far too awesome to be
left in recruitment.

Recruitment is fun
but why does it bring out
all of the crazies?

If you are crazy
I hope it is the good kind.
The good kind is fun.

Fifth year senior with
one-five G. P. A.
I can has bid now?

I rushed seven times
so now all the girls know me!
What are my chances?

I'm from out of state.
Should I bother going through
Recruitment, or not?

I should take the chance?
Great! Thanks! I'll tell the Rho Chis
Greek Chat said, "You're in!"

I got the phone call.
I thought I was guaranteed
A bid. What happened?

Why did I get cut?
Should I have my mother call
And ask the chapter?

Cross cut four times now
My mother will fix this one
I will be top tier

Forgive this slight swerve
When I read unicorn's post
This was my first thought:

http://i673.photobucket.com/albums/v...tings/bidz.jpg

LOLcat PNMs
all get bids to top tier groups.
They were legacies.

Haikus piss me off
They take forever to write
Counting syllables

The snark on Greek Chat
would sting like the rose petal
if served in haiku.

Crabby helimom,
There are some good reasons why
Your kid got no bid

Maybe her grades suck
Or maybe she parties lots
Like Paris Hilton

Maybe she hated
The whole thing and therefore she
Torpedoed herself.

Maybe you would not
Get a bid if you rushed at
That chapter today

Lyndon Johnson's dead
Quit thinking rush is the same
The White House is not.

I tried really hard, but i can't haiku.

Yes, you can! :p

Paying for my friends
And a college degree, too?!
Out of the question.

Daddy's little girl
College is my full-time job
I don't have to work.

Fraternity boys,
One day I will marry one!
Be a trophy wife.

Little legacies
Running around the backyard
Future Delta Gees!

Do you want cheap shoes?
Buy our Nike Air Jordans
Check out this website

need greek sunglasses?
i see everyone wear them
click here to get yours!

:):p:eek:
:rolleyes::(:confused::D
:o:cool:

LOL

I had to do a double take. Thought we were having a TE moment

I spent ten minutes
Trying to write a haiku
Procrastination

Attention Helis:
Your special snowflake kid
Did not get a bid

We can't tell you why
Maybe she isn't that special
Go be supportive
And get off GC!

You don't like GC?
There is a special place for you;
rainbows are your friend!

Alumnae are great;
but must remember that things
have changed since college.

Gamma Phi Beta
Hooray! For five syllables.
Perfect for haiku.

Drinking and posting
may sometimes look like haiku,
but does not make much sense.

MS is private
Please stop whining helimom
Move on with your life

Thirty-six years old
I want to relive college
Can I plz AI?

Creepy drunk old man
My bestest friend is a bat
Gooey buns? YUM-O!

FTW!

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I love that when I
Miss things here I can just check
The haiku thread. Two words.

When I read GreekChat
At recruitment time I'm so
Glad I have a son

Going into rush
I know I'll get a bid cause
my mommy will call

Rollling on floor laugh
-ing my ass off. This is the
Best haiku ever.

BEST, A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Brilliant! Abso-freakin'-lutely BRILLIANT!!!

This is the best thread
On GC recently, yes
It makes me laugh hard.

Heli-moms unite
Let's invade GC today
And praise our offspring

Best Thread in a long time!


What group is the best?
By reputation, of course!
You do searches here?


Chuck Norris is Best.
I forgot the pink sequin
pantyhose also.

My daughter got cut.
She was perfect. Four point oh
GPA, drill team,

Cosmetology,
Student council president,
Senior favorite.

Her back has no hump,
She has no warts on her nose,
A friendly brunette.

I don't understand
How out of twelve hundred girls
This one girl got cut!

Sororities are
Hateful! Judgemental! Snobby!


...can she COR?

LMAO these are great!!

The best thread ever
Makes me glad to only have sons.
Rainbows? Not on Greek Chat!

The is the best thread
But what will we make fun of
after recruitment?

Best recruitment tale:
A legacy Chuck is not.
He is a legend.

I've been in a week
Why am I not BFFs
With every sister???

Not Greek, but I know all
Out of State? You have no chance
Rush is like sausage

Oscar Mayer was
Greek. He went Kappa Sigma,
Founded- Bologna.

NPHC groups
will not discuss their intake
so you shouldn't ask.

All NPC groups
have secret pledge selection,
so you shouldn't ask.

But there are many
questions you can ask
and answers you get.

Shopping for A I
is not what it was meant for,
it is an honour.

I am a newbie
I swear I read all the threads
Please be nice to me

Honest opinions
Ew, why are you all so rude?
Never coming back