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In this thread we quote from "The Golden Girls"
I'll start with something Greek-related: :)
Blanche: I'm going to the reunion of my college sorority, the Alpha Gams! Rose: I was in a sorority too—the Alpha Yams ... it was an agricultural sorority. |
Blanche: Now Rose... put yourself in my position.
Rose: Apparently I'm not limber enough! This is from the episode where Rose thinks Blanche had an affair with her late husband, Charlie. I love this show! I watch it everyday :) |
I will have plenty to add to this thread later...
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"SHADY PINES, Ma!"
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D: The West Wing. S: Right behind you. |
i dont remember the exact quotes (especially the second one) but both of thse crack me up.
Rose: If you could have dinner with anyone, what would you eat? ___ Rose: No one wants your muffins, theyre old and dry. Dorothy: My muffins are moist! Everyone loves my muffins! |
^^^ That was Rose who was talking to Dorothy about the muffins :p
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Blanche: You know what I hate most about cleaning up after a big party?
Rose: Trying to find your underwear in the big pile? |
While cooking for their catering business
Rose: Let's sing a work song like they do on the railroad. Gonna stuff a chicken, like my mama taught me, gonna take the chicken, DOWWWWWN TO MISSISSIPPI... ======== When Dorothy is sleeping with a guy that Sophia doesn't approve of. Sophia: I know, I was listening at the door. Dorothy: Ma... Sophia: Oh! I can't stick my ear on the door, but you can stick your... Dorothy: MA! ETA: Dorothy offers the girls some pound cake. Blanche: I'll try some. Sophia: Try some...right. Like it's some big experiment, like you got NO IDEA WHAT IT TASTES LIKE, LIKE YOU DON'T SHOVEL IT IN BY THE TRUCKLOAD EVERY CHANCE YOU GET, LIKE YOU... Dorothy: MA! |
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ETA: Dorothy: "Rose, do I look like I just fell of the turnip truck?" Rose: "No, but you do look like the lady who drives it!" |
I DVR this show on WE faithfully everyday. Love it.
It's up there with Fresh Prince on my "oldies that I still watch and laugh like I've never seen it before" list. |
Miami, Miami, you've got style!
Blue sky, sunshine, white sands by the mile! |
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Rose: Miami is nice, so I'll say it thrice! Dorothy: Thrice...who the hell says thrice? Rose: It's a word! Dorothy: So is intrauterine. It does not belong in a song. Rose: Miami...you're cuter than...an intrauterine... |
Blanche and Rose try to help Dorothy put the finishing touch on an outfit ...
Dorothy: Girls, which should I wear? The gold chain or the pearls? Rose: The chain. Blanche: Clearly an amateur's mistake. Can't you see the chain accentuates the many folds of that turkey-like neck? Rose: That may be, but the pearls draw attention to the nonexistent bosom. Blanche: Ah, yes, but the chain leads the eye even lower, to that spare tire jutting out over those square, manly hips. Dorothy: Why don't I just wear a sign that says "Too Ugly to Live"? Blanche: Fine, but what are you going to hang it from, the chain or the pearls? Dorothy: Neither--I'm gonna have it spray-painted on my hump! |
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Poor Dorothy. They treated her like shit. |
Rose: Can I ask a dumb question?
Dorothy: Better than anyone I know. I used to love this show...I think I might have to watch it some while I'm home. :) |
Sophia saying anything starting with, "Picture it, Sicily 1922..."
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Dororthy: " My cupcakes are moist and delicious. Men LOVE my cupcakes." It was the episode where Dororthy and Rose's boyfriend Miles kissed, and Dororthy was telling Rose a hypothetical story using cupcakes as a metaphor for a kiss. |
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That was a good one! :) |
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yeah, it was cupcakes. |
I have several seasons of the show on DVD. Every female I know - regardless of age - loves the Golden Girls. And some men I know do, too. The writing was just so great!
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I have to say what I feel...
Miami has so much appeal... A great place to get a seafood meal... MI AAAAAAM MI... |
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Any quotations involving Rose-bashing = hilarious.
Dorothy: The woman keeps a chicken in her home, how normal can she be? Rose: I kept a chicken in my home. Dorothy: You see my point? Also hilarious, any quotation involving any of the girls calling Blanche a slut (or insinuating that she is). Blanche: What was your first impression of me? Rose: I thought you wore too much makeup and were a slut. I was wrong. You don't wear too much makeup. |
Dorothy busts Sophia for faking sick ...
Dorothy: Get back here, you deceitful little Sicilian gecko! Sophia: I wuv oo! Dorothy: Too wittle, too wate. |
Rose:.."back in St. Olaf...."
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Favoriet Episode
My favorite episode is the one in which Dorothy and Blanche are forced to listen to another one of Rose's ridiculous St. Olaf stories, this one about the herring circus. A herring was shot out of a cannon and landed in a tree. Rose tells them that after that, no other herring would do it. This cracks up both Dorothy and Blanche and they try to hide the fact that they are about to break out laughing for real.
I also loved the episode where Dorothy and Sophia enter the Shady Pines mother/daughter talent show...Dorothy dressed as Cher and Sophia dressed as Sonny as they appeared in the '70's. Rose is playing the piano ("I've Got You Babe") and as the song progresses, Rose becomes more and more afraid of Dorothy! |
I am watching the show right now. It is the one where Rose is dating the midget/"little person" and the short jokes keep making Blanche and Dorothy uptight.
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Blanche - "I'm the biggest slut"
Dorothy: I'd kill Gloria if she wrote a book about my sexual life. Sophia: You'd kill your sister over a pamphlet? Dorothy: Shut up Ma! Blanche: I treat my body like a temple. Sophia: Yeah, open to everyone, day or night! Sophia: I can't believe I have a daughter who threw a priest out the door! Dorothy: Ma, you have relatives that throw priests out of windows!! Blanche: I can't believe you said that! Oh if I weren't a lady I'd deck you. Dorothy: You try and I'll have you on your back so fast you'll think you're out on a date. Blanche: Oh girls... I'm just in ecstasy! My body is tingling all over! You will never guess what just happened! Sophia: We know what happened! Let us just guess what part of the Middle East he's from! |
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Blanche and Dorothy come through the kitchen door with a takeout pizza ...
Blanche: We brought dinner! Rose: Whadja get? Dorothy: A bucket of chicken. I hope you like it extra flat and crispy. |
I love the episode where Blanche dates a guy who's been off the market for a long time and she's trying everything in her power to "land him", but he rebuffs her advances. Then she finds out he had been reading up on what modern women want, feminism, women's lib and all the rest and is acting accordingly.
Guy: I thought women wanted to be treated as equals. Blanche: Equals? No, honey, I don't want to be your equal. I want to be treated much better than you! |
From the Henny Penny episode, when they're singing the musical number:
R: Help! Disaster is near B: HEEEEEELP! We're trembling with fear! D: help. the outlook is drear. :D |
it's hilarious when Dorothy gives "The Look".
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please don't quote me lol
I'm watching the one today when Ham Lushbaugh comes to visit Blanche after a number of years and he has gained a considerable amount of weight.
Blanche: Ham, just LOOK at you! Sophia: what else can we look at, the man is covering half the pictures on our WALL! |
The girls do a murder-mystery weekend ...
Dorothy: I think I see now how it happened—last evening, at dinner, when Miss McGlinn saw Blanche give Kendall Nesbitt her key, she was furious. She dropped a steak knife into her purse.... Sophia: Big deal. I took a whole place setting. Dorothy: Not NOW, Ma! |
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Dorothy: "Statistics say that patricide is overwhelmingly a male crime. Although daughters frequently murder their mothers!" Or when she's demonstrating how the victim's throat was slit - on Sophia. Sophia: "Not part of the show, people! Not part of the show!" |
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