What Are Some Stupids Things You've Done?
 

Okay have you ever done something and after you did it you just had to sit back and laugh because it was so stupid? Well let me share what I did stupid today. I had to fax out this very important document and I said to myself well before I fax this I want to make sure I have a copy for my records. Mind you this document was 20 pages long!! So I proceeded to copy this document and half way through a lil voice in my head said duh dummy your faxing the document so you will get the orginal back!!! I felt so stupid. I am so glad I noticed it before someone else did!

Sisterfriend, what are some of the STUPID things that I've done? Do you have about a YEAR to read even HALF of the stupid things that I've done? :) :) Some of the stuff is just too embarassing to even THINK about. While I won't even start to write out things, just know that you are NOT alone. I'm 31-year-old and college-educated. I consider myself to have a more than good amount of common sense. But believe me when I say that at times, I couldn't tell you where that COMMON SENSE went (even about SIMPLE things). :D :D :D

1. I've spent ages frantically looking around my house or office for something (like my keys or a hat or a jacket), when all the while I had it on me the whole time! :rolleyes:

2. I've gotten in the shower with my socks on. :o

3. I've called a lover by another man's name while makin' whoopie! :( (SUPER-STUPID)

4. I've accidentally sent personal/non-professional e-mails to my boss! :eek:

I could give you more, but I'm trying to maintain SOME credibility around here!

And I'm Out!

Too many to list
 

1. Dated a jerk for 4 years, who emotionally and ONCE physically abused me.

2. Went back to him, while I was with the love of my life:rolleyes:

3. Was the opening show for comedian Earthquake(dance team, and he talked about my behind for hours and hours after that)

4. Studied for 5 hours for a statistics test and then got a 55 on it

5. Sprained my ankle on Halloween years ago, while trying to do cheerleading stunts in a 50's costume.

6. Shall I go on, naw that will be another stupid thing, added to my list

:)

wow this is hilarious... time to revive it *CLEAR!!!*

Some stupid things i've done

1. I dropped my program in church and reached down to get it and banged my head on the pew in front of me. It echoed through the church

2. I kept calling a friend of mine thinking it was the other friend and we would have whole conversations and I would wonder why she wouldn't know some of the people I was talking about lmao

3. Freshman year i was at a picnic playing on the swings and decided to show off by jumping off in mid air. I did but i landed flat on my face and then rolled about five feet while everybody watched and laughed

4. I stay arguing and most of the time I'm all the way wrong lol

5. I answered the door in my underwear only to be met by the campus christian organization offering popcicles and asking me to come to church.

6. I almost got expelled from high school for using the faculty bathroom. I had the BG's and it was the closest restroom.

dang I do stupid stuff and this is only the beginning

Oh lord, do you have time? lol

1. Called a guy I was dating and acted really coy/flirty when he said he didn't know who I was. Turns out I called a guy whose number I got at a club months before who had the same name. :rolleyes:

2. Fell down the steps and took 7 people down with me. :o

3. Left my apartment and got all the way down the hall before I realized I'd forgotten MY PANTS. :eek:

4. Sneezed while sitting down and smacked my head on the counter in front of me when I pitched forward.

5. Ran up and threw my arms around someone before realizing they were a stranger.

I'll stop at 5. :o

Yesterday, I violated my personal rule that has been in place for the past 5 years:

Never ASK another woman, "When is the baby due?" I don't care how 'sure' it looks, she probably ain't.

Freshman year, I put on my facebook info "I am a future (X)"...so naive and stupid, a mess. Happy for maturity and growth.

I'm so hip, even my errors are correct.

1. Locked myself out of my dorm. Three times.

2. Gotten up at 4:45 AM for school, gotten dressed and stood at the bus stop for about 45 minutes...before realizing it was Saturday.

3. Tried staying up for 48 hours. Got to 31 and crashed.

4. Gotten lost on my bike at 11 PM and ended up riding about 20 miles before I realized I was going the wrong way. What a way to start college eh?

I've done that to too many people to keep count..then blame the shirt :o

I went to work and forgot to wear a bra. Mind you I was DDDs at the time.

^^ you must've been very late or preoccupied.

I lived in an apartment a few years ago, and I locked myself out. So, I went downstairs to the front desk, who gave me a spare key. I got back in my apartment and I went to go check on my laundry (a few doors down), and sure enough, I locked the spare key in as well! I would have had to get a locksmith if I wasn't able to get my boyfriend at the time over and use the key I gave him. What an idiot I was.

1: Left my keys in the room multiple times.
2: Almost fall down the dorm stairs
Thats all I can think of right now.

I'm sure there are more. Try searching your old posts.

Calling the cops in high school because I thought someone had stolen my dads car when I had actually driven my older sisters car to school.

Hmmmm....

1. Got up to read the announcements at church, and my zipper was down.
2. Had too much E&J with some friends one night...and on a dare, I ran naked through my apartment complex.
3. Went to visit a friend...and we thought that her daughter had left go to store...so, we decided to get in a quickie. Well, her daughter walked right back in, only to find...uhmm...well, since we were on the sofa...I'll let your imagination intercede from there.

The worst thing that I have ever done was to forward an email to a classmate from a Professor that I didn't not care for and to add my comments onto the email explaining why I thought she was evil. Only problem is that I hit reply instead and it went back to the evil professor. Man oh man i could not back peddle far enough to get out of it.

1. Asked a guy out to lunch...looking back on it, he really wasn't too stellar. -_-
2. Forgot my UFID and had to wait 3 days while everybody posted acceptances on Facebook.
3. Accidently told a guy who was asking me out to shut-up. Basically, he was joking around a lot..we joked around...and he said, "So yeah, want to go see a movie, then?" and I'm like, "Pff shut-up :rolleyes: " Only later did I find out that he was serious. D:

Go to see Twilight and yell 'How are they in love in 7 days' when I was trying to whisper to my friend.

Tried to run a jump a fence... got caught on it... in a skirt.

:D

Today I went to a hole in the wall deli for lunch. It smelled like fish in there. Seafood was not on the menu. I ordered a sandwich anyways.

Yeah...

^^^LMAO!! That's horrible!! I would've order a can soda and KIM

Seafood was not on the menu, but maybe fish was?

Oh no... No seafood, fish, crab, etc. This guy offered 3 different kinds of meat, two different kinds of cheese in his "deli" and the salads (pasta, potato and some funky looking mess) looked like they were sitting there for a couple of days....

I am fine, btw. The sandwich was ok, nothing to write home about. But I survived. Lucky you. :p

1. Left my keys in a running car, then go crazy trying to find them.
2. fall in broad daylight when my heal broke and ended in a break dancing pose
3. argue with the drive thru person, only to find out that we were trying to say the same thing but it was under another name.
4. walk around a whole building on campus to get to somewhere only to realize that the spot i started from it was a str8 shot from there.

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HOW did i miss that?! LMAO!