If I was Bin Laden, I'd....
 

demand evidence from my accusers.

Keep my a$$ wherever I am because nobody but me seems to know where that is

Not really be scared of the USA because they let Saadam go.





QTE

...realize that I made a BIG mistake so I better not let them catch me.

...stay my coward behind in Afghanistan, especially since they've now said that they will not turn me over, even if the US presents evidence against me.

...get in an eagle's a** and hope he don't sh*t!!! :D :D :D (I'm from South Carolina yall).

Now, THAT, is classic!!!!!!!

...........Shave the beard, - dye my hair blond and come to America to seek citizenship


....and ya'll know he will get it!!

Thanks ChaosDST, I've got lots of 'em. You know that we Southerners hav a UNIQUE (to say the least) way to put emphasis on things, especially when it comes to getting our point across. Heck, some of the analogies that I use even amaze ME!! :D :D :D Sisterfriend, the funny thing is that, if you really think about it, most of them make plenty of sense. Isn't that good and funny in a SCARY sort of way? A lot of these "saying" I use with my clients in order to make sure that they understand where I'm coming from. And to the parents' surprise, they actually get it. Wouldn't it be great to start a post with a similar topic? Girl, I bet people would be falling over laughing. :) :) :)

Re: If I was Bin Laden, I'd....
 

now what? :confused:

Will DUMBya release the tape?

Re: Re: If I was Bin Laden, I'd....
 

The question is, is there really a tape? I sometimes think that they feed us this stuff so we will believe what they want us to believe. Not that I care, lol, nuke 'em.

DAMN DAMN DAMN - You must be from Beaufort - LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL:D

..... not worry. Hell, the US can't even find Eric Rudolph!!!!

hope the US would make the same deal with me that they made with Saddam and catch me instead of killing me.

Re: Re: Re: If I was Bin Laden, I'd....
 

co-sign.... lol

IF I was Bin Laden I'd
 

1. Tell the cells I already have in the United States to make sure they vote for John Kerry, because he believes that by leaving us alone, the US won't get attacked.

2. Assassinate GWB because he seems to see exactly what my intentions are and who I am connected with, and is determined to stop me.

3. Pray that Americans keep doing what they're doing...cause the moralLESS society they are pushing for gives me all the more reason to want to kill them all..

Let me amend the question slightly:

What would YOU do if Bin Laden walked in your church service this Sunday morning at 11:30?

Personally, I like to think I'd ask him if he wanted to pray, then we gon roll to the police station.

...what do you think you would do?

In my opinion, it would be a very good thing. He would be seeking advice from the very best source(GOD); and he could talk to our congregation about America is doing/has done abroad that has forced him into a war with us. It would trully be a spiritually educational experience.

Treat him like any other unbeliever..lead him to Christ..

(in response to the original stem)

...repent, give my life to Jesus Christ, and devote my life to witnessing to Muslim faithfuls thus creating one of the most revolutionary conversions in the history of the World.


(in response to the modified stem)

I would thank God for his appearance, would welcome him to our service, ask for a special prayer for his salvation and safety, and (unfortunately) probably covertly alert the authorities for advice.
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