The blue buffalo and the little green indian.
 

the little green indian was walking down the field to meet with the blue buffalo when he ran into the purple asbestos of the east. "Rush from me supersonic buzz blonker, for the anti freeze is leaking from the cement." The little green indian said, "hey there big shiny goatmilk man." "What will the uperlonkers of the far begotten do to the hammermill seaskunks?" As the little green indian pressed on through the fields of pantene mistaken, he ran into the weabel proper. Upon encountering weabel proper at pantene mistaken, he had an enlightening idea. He asked the weabel proper to finzelknacker into the wienerschnitzel at jugenherbergsausweiss on the other side of the Tomorrow Early.....the little green indian said forget it..the uperlonkers and the purple asbestos of the east would never help him...he geflogen through weabel proper, back overby ballcatcher thing to pantene mistaken all to tell the blue buffalo..."I'll show you great."


d

that's deep dude.

Works on so many levels.

i feel like i dropped acid . . .

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Brillance.

I hear ya on the acid comment, honey.
lmao

Jess

it's good to know there are others out there that grasp the deepness of it all.
This is just the first in a series of eight...a series I call "buttermilk muttinchps." So intrinsic, so complex, yet at the same time, so simple and so refined.....


d

hmmm ......may I say............. ok??

Does this have anything to do with the fictional story about Klem Khadidlehopper?;)

Wow d, i was just thinking about this before you brought it up -
can't wait for the rest.

It may very well be, well to some extent!

d

Do you speak German? on acid?

Ja, Ich spreche deutsch sehr gut, aber nicht on acid.....
I won't do acid...simply because I've had friends do some crazy sheit while tripping.

d

Ich werde Acid auch nicht machen. Its some shit.

Ja wohl, aber bier ist sehr sher gut, nein? Ich denke ja!


damasa

Ehhh I don't know german, but I do love german beer, does that count?

It is definately good enough for me bruder (brother) LOL

d

Hey Billy, ever try that warsteiner (sp?) beer? Tastes kinda like budweiser.

I'm really into german girls . . . for real, the accent (while sorta man-ish) gets me movin. So yeah . . . wow. i was tryin to be cool, and ended up posting this garbage. that's pretty weak huh?

LOL..yea..I often wish I would have spent all those years studying another language. German is fun, but I never use it, I think that's the most German I've used in quite a while

d

The most german I have used is that six pack of warsteiner I bought last week.

so very very lost.........:confused:

Yeah at first I really couldn't follow damasas story but after reading it again, I found its meaning.

Sorry, I am a lil bit slow today, but after reading it like 5 times, I think I get it!!!!

Yeah at first, I thought it was pure nonsense. Now that I understand it, I think it works on many levels.

I just have one thing to say....Damasa is the Aristotle of Greek Chat.

Heck yeah, I haven't read a better story on here in awhile thats for sure.

I expect all members to refer to him as such, as well. Perhaps he should change his posting nic to Aristotle? Or at least Sophocles . . .

...and for now on we should expect everyone to refer to KSigRC as socrates....Because everyone knows he was the first to introduce marijuana among the great scholars.

ok, i've read that story like 10 times and it still makes no sense whatever to me - its just giving me a headache :mad:
oh wise aristotle - explain it to me ;)

The story is sooo deep, it is a matter of how you percieve it. I think it is the greatest story ever on gc.

*looks down at feet in sadness*

Some can grasp the meaning of the story with ease, while some can not. It's really an interpretation of thought and perception of the words independently, and then unifying them as one, to bring them together as a "whole."


If I were to explain the meanings of the piece, the piece itself would be compromised.....



d

...so profound....so surreal....tell us more oh wise one....

but good sir, the wise can not inform the wise, for the wise already know,

the only thing that I could tell you is that I hope I can be as wise as thou one day....





d

exactly

TASTES LIKE BUDWEISER????!?!?!?!?!? :eek:

Heresy! Blasphemy! Commie!

I can't believe this. Incredible. Absolutley insane. Are YOU on acid?

Please please please show some proper respect and do not dare to compare a fine German beer like Warsteiner, with centuries of royal heritage and the highest standards of brewing, to an American mass-produced, soulless, watered down, comes in aluminum cans beer.

If my grandfather were still alive, he'd hunt you down and kick your butt.

Are you sure you have the right beer?? Warsteiner tastes like budweiser. It is not fine german beer, it is one of their worst.

All German beer is good... I wish they had that stuff on Melmac.

I think the problem here is twofold...

First of all, there are different types of beers.

Warsteiner is a pilsner, a type that is clear in color, and usually bitter. Most American beers are weaker types of Pilsners - which is admittedly a way that you could make a comparison to Budweiser here. However, Warsteiner is a GOOD pilsner.

Second of all, there is a difference in beer sold here and beer sold in Germany. The stuff they import to America is NOT as good sometimes. American beer laws are nowhere near as strict as Germany's so they save the best stuff for themselves. We're used to drinking watered-down crap anyway, so no one's the wiser. Trust me, if you tasted Warsteiner from a tap in Germany, you might have a different opinion.

You don't have to explain this beer stuff to me. Obviously german beer is way better and I have posted it on here when it comes to brew. However the warsteiner beer that is sold here tastes like budweiser. It is a matter of opinion.

I agree with Ex Greek

d

Bier Drinkers of the USA, Of course imported tastes different here! It is Pasturized, Homonigezed and Govt Controled!:D

The Native Bier is good stuff Manyard, Hafbrau Haus is awesome!

Wareisteiner tasting like Butwiper, Hang the non-beir Drinking no name!:D

Only KSig R C still Stands By PBR!:mad:


Still Dunt anderstand the Indian blue or what ever hting! I am Mechanically Challenged!

Yo Tom, Guiness is good :D :D