Don't be THAT girl...
 

Don't be THAT girl...

-Who wears mens basketball shorts out in public (It might just be an El Paso thing..i hope)

-Who needs to have her mom watch her kids so she can go out for her 21st b-day

-Who goes to the bar fully expecting not to pay for a single drink all night

-Who thinks that her guy actually wants to watch Gossip Girls

Nope, not an El Paso thing... I know tons of my girls in my high school who used to do it. Could never figure out why...

What?! I've never seen this! I have boys shorts that I've stolen from previous boyfriends, but I would never wear them outside my house.

Nice! :D

- who thinks it's cool that you can belch deeper and louder than the fellas...especially the one you have a crush on.

- who gets mad that guys only look at her for one reason because on a daily basis, she leaves a trail of chubbies due to her girls are hanging out.

- get mad at that girl because YOU don't have girls.

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Sooo true. And 9 times outta 10, these girls aren't even basketball players (nor are their boyfriends).

When I first read this I had a vision of a big girl with her "chub" hanging out of her top dropping pieces of her chub (i.e. chubbies) when she walked around. Clearly my mind was NOT in the gutter today (for a change).

gets run through first two years on campus, gets a sex video out on them, domes up sands, pros and neos.....

and then finds Christ the last two years of undergrad talk about you're a born again virgin.

LMAO

not to judge.....but still.....

I know I've ranted about this before, but

Don't be that girl who thinks sleeping around makes you a contender for XYZ sweetheart

And furthermore (the plot thickens)

Don't go around telling people that you've won XYZ sweetheart when they're not even naming a sweetheart.

true story.

--who rests your value and self-worth in men's estimation of you.
--who has nothing better to do or think about than petty and judgemental things about other women.
--who disappears from the rest of your life when you are in a relationship, and expects that life to be waiting for you when the relationship ends.
--who stays friends with an ex who was not very friendly while you were together.

Don't be that girl whose cups runneth over.

Don't be that girl who doesn't wear a bra although she really should.

Don't be that girl with the muffin top or the whale tail.

What's a whale tail? Muffin top in the back?

Whale tail is when a woman wears a thong and low-rise pants. When she bends over--whale tail!

OMG! I know people like that!

*singing* "That girl was a one-time teenage drama queen..."

But won't it all be worth it if you end up with a big-@$$ed diamond ring and win at life? :confused:

I don't know if it's just because I'm hungover and hurtin', but the idea of people wearing Metallica shirts and denim shorts, liking wrestling, has made me nauseous. I deny that people like that exist!

Sadly I saw some yesterday. I think there's a time machine or portal to all things tacky in my town. This girl didn't even have real jorts, they were just washed out faded jeans that were cut at the knee with strings hanging off :(

...That thinks 89 is an AVERAGE number of sexual partners most women have at age ~34. :eek:

we must be talking about the same girl

-That gets guy's number off Facebook and starts texting him without really knowing him in real life

- that girl that has fake hair, fake eyes, fake breasts, fake attitude but wants a real man.

the really sad thing is that she REMEMBERED 89 dudes. So, how many do you NOT remember? ew...

Don't be the girl who LETS the guy win.

I def don't do this! My dad told me not to so many times, and hey, I wanna win!

LOL!

Hahahaha, I got (affectionately) accused of this, and replied, "Darlin, I swear I am not letting you win. I really am this lousy at it."

Aww that's funny!

9 out of 10 of them don't look like they are into having boyfriends..

Hahahahahaha......so true.

- who (in the library, on her phone, VERY loudly) complains her dad isn't supporting her dreams when he asks her to reconsider her career choices. (She might have a point if she wasn't trying to get into pharmacy school here with a 2.1 GPA. Pharmacy school here is super competitive: my friend had a 3.8 and got denied.)

- after crying on the phone and telling said father (loudly, while still in the library) you hate him, don't call him back 10 minutes later and ask for money to buy a new phone, because you found one in pink with a full keyboard and your current phone "gets hot when I charge it sometimes"

that wears uggs with a sundress (and we thought the mini skirt was bad)

that boasts about being so drunk that she doesn't know where she woke up this morning or how she got there.

~who knew you through her sister and now thinks you should be her BBF

~Same girl who keeps bothering you and borderline stalking you after you stop having contact with you!

and then not understand why you may be meeting with Standards?

LOL!

- Who thinks that you're supposed to wear white bras under white shirts so they don't show. No, I can see them quite well, thank you! I used to work at Victoria's Secret, and I was just amazed and how many times a customer asked me to find the bra in white, "so it wouldn't show through". But I always set them straight :)

- Who talks on the phone while working out. If you're able to have a leisurely conversation while on a machine, you're not working hard enough. And you look like a bimbo.

Don't be that Grown *ss Woman

--who still shops in the junior section when you are pushing 40. I don't care how petite you are, have your clothes tailored. Evolve your look.

--who runs after a dude begging for scraps. That's b****-like.

Visit Oklahoma.

With the way the junior sections have gotten, I would almost amend this to "pushing 30." Much of the clothing there looks targeted to junior high girls nowadays.

Lots of women are loath to get out of the junior section simply because it's a lot cheaper. If it's a tailored sweater or pair of pants, you can get away with it. If it's babydoll tops, shorts that barely cover your butt or t-shirts that say "sexy candy" or something of the like - leave it on the rack for your 15 year old niece.

I say, don't be that girl who buys t-shirts that say "sexy candy" for her 15 year old niece. Better yet, don't be that girl who ever buys t-shirts that say "sexy candy." ;)

I agree. The offense is all the more egregious when the woman is pushing 40 though. lol.