Don't be THAT guy...
 

- the guys that get drunk from lite beer

- the guy that goes overboard with the 'bro hug"

- the guy that insists that the stripper was into him

- the guy that talks to other guys at the urinal

- the guy that bitches and complains on Twitter

- the guy that has 50 apps on his facebook page and constantly invites others

- the guy that emails everybody really bad and corny porn

- the racist ranting guy on Xbox Live




.....carry on

...and all of this in the last week or 2 I take it?

damn...what kind of lame ass guys hang in your area??????

-The "aloof" Ivory Tower white knight judging from up close
-The judgmental person who rants against relatively innocuous behavior
-The over-the-top "I'm better because I'm different" whiner
-The dunce who puts their private information into a public forum or social networking site
-The person with cheesy sitcom or SATC lines as a deep or humorous IMer/profile quotation
-"Go home at 11" girl

.....wifes up the campus bike.

- don't be the guy that doses off on a conference call and starts snoring (happening right now)

This one's my favorite. I know someone who dated the 'campus bike' for 2 years haha.

-The idiot Domino's Pizza guy (and camera-girl too, for that matter) who got arrested for capturing their nasty prank on video and putting it up on YouTube for the world to see. Seriously. Don't be him. Ever.

did he know?

jesus, that's why people do background checks.

EVERYONE knew. She slept with several of his close friends in his fraternity.

-getting caught playing Sorority Life

How about...Don't be that GIRL...

1.) Who considers her HUSBAND's military service or her HUSBAND's education as HER accomplishment....or a woman who has no real accomplishments of her own that she needs to cite the accomplishments of her husband, parents, brother/ sister or children....

2.) Who assumes that the whole world can't get ENOUGH of her pictures that she feels the need to take 1,000 of them in the SAME outfit, with the same background but, a different pose...it's lame

3.) Who is too lazy or cheap to get a babysitter that she feels the need to bring her screaming infant to a RATED-R movie on her date so, the rest of us who paid money to see the movie have to sit there the whole time contemplating walking out and asking for our money back (YES-this DID happen)

4.) Who has the audacity to inform people that they don't have important or prestigious enough careers when she is unemployed....


Wow...I like this thread...Thank you for the chance to say all that...

How about Don't be that guy who:

-Starts every story of his 5 million scares with, "Well, we were drinkin' this one time..."
-Says I'm ignorant because I have a 3.3 GPA and you were stuck at 2.3 (you have to work at that one buddy)
-When we're on our first date and my phone rings--if it's a guy, don't say, "Is that your boyfriend?" (insecurity is not cute)
-Asks if my twin and I are into threesomes (the answer is always NO!)
-Invades my personal space without having been invited (gentlemen ALWAYS ask)
-spends the date talking about how bad your life was because you got picked on in middle school (WHO DIDN'T GET PICKED ON IN MIDDLE SCHOOL?!)
-and, don't send me a text the next day asking for sexual favors (WTH--don't call me, I'll call you, loser)

Who thinks a goatee will hide his 7 chins.

- Is average looking with an average body, but is only interested in beautiful, really skinny women.
- Who, when asked where he'd like to have dinner, replies, "I don't know...wherever you want to go."
- Who complains all the time about the problem but never has a different solution.
- Who says all of his exes are "psycho," or "a bitch from hell" or "bi-polar."

Big red flag to me. I always want to say--"And, what did you do to perpetuate the problem?"

Who tries to sag tight pants. (What is that about?)

that has a long, detailed list of what a woman needs to have in order to be with him...but looks like Jabba the Hut.

-The guy that dates someone for several months and when things start to get serious, breaks up on facebook! :eek:

-The guy that is a close friends with a girl, has a one night stand, and never speaks to her again...

ON FACEBOOK!!?? :eek:

Well, a lot of us are!

- the married guy at work who calls his also-married girlfriend up to 3x a day (yup, it's a b!tch when your assistant can see on her phone all of the outgoing and incoming calls)

- the guy who wears shorts to the golf tournament and has the scrawniest, ashiest, chicken-leggiest calves that you ever did see

- the guy who laughs like freaking Woody Woodpecker

- the guy with nasty halitosis, that when he exhales, flowers wilt

Aw, a guy (or gal) can't help they way he laughs. And if he feels he has to, it takes all the joy out of laughing! :)

(...speaking as someone voted "Best Laugh" in her h.s. class)

-The guy who gropes you and then says "I thought girls liked that."
-The guy who asks for a committment after 2 weeks thinking he'll get sex (like we can't see through that!)
-The guy who thinks "kiss" means trying his hardest to lick your tonsils
-The guy who makes sure you see his boner then looks at you like you're supposed to be impressed
-The guy who will "never find anyone else" then gets engaged 4 months after the break-up

No joke...

-who, on first time chatting on Yahoo Messenger, invites a woman to view his webcam while he's naked.

...Who, at happy hour, bitches and moans about work and takes it a little too far. Dude, calm down. Aint that deep.

...That asks me, when told I'm in a sorority, asks if we really pillow fight. I suppose the nakedness is implied.

... Who is 25 yet plays yu-gi-oh with his 4th grade students, complete with card covers, carrying case and colletor's edition sets. At recess. Dude, your job is to watch the kids.

Mr. Woody Woodpecker guy has more than one laugh though, so I know that he is a big fat faker.

EWW!

...Who calls his ex all the time to complain about his new girlfriend.

Yeah, I decided NOT to meet him for coffee after that...

- at the bar while watching the NFL Draft, not only gets his facts wrong, got mad because he was constantly corrected, but spills the beer...


...Over everyone



- who gets so pissy drunk, that he falls off of his bike...

...while parked.

--talks about the exes to the new chick like that raises his stock.

Do be that girl who tells that guy you have got better things to do. :cool:

--who names your bar trivia team after a bible verse. It's cool that you have your religion, but it's pretty uncomfortable for everyone when the MC has to announce that Genesis 16:12 was beaten by the Fighting Pencil-Cocks. (my table was the only one laughing. well and the guys beside us)

^^Lol.

Don't be that guy who tries to holler via text message. If you are interested and grown, I'm going to need you to pick up the phone. (I am a poet. :) )

ETA: Don't be that guy who sneaks into your ex-girlfriend's house while she is hanging out with another guy. (Happened to someone I know.) :rolleyes:

Don't be that guy who has the utter nerve to tell you that you are "cute but not really pretty" when he is definitely not winning any prizes for looks. :rolleyes:

Don't be that guy who talks about what he wants in a woman but dates/has kids with/marries the exact opposite. :rolleyes:

^^ That last one is everyone to a point.

Don't be that guy who says "don't be that guy" in a really annoying sarcastic nineties voice.

Don't be that guy who makes that other guy say that by doing something stupid in the first place.