In this thread, Senusret I complains about bad grammar in facebook status updates
 

OMG ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I can't believe I know these people! Why can't facebook have an acquaintance category?

Anyway, here they go:


Is Ovah Da Choir...Just Aint Da Same....Good Job Doe Yaw...Some Of Yaw Atleast...Hmph...

BTW, I'm totally going to be complaining about content too.

These are people I've met.

I'm often guilty of bad spelling and grammar in Facebook updates because I update it from Twitter. And Twitter only lets you use 140 characters or less. :(

Sorry, Senusret I.

Oh hush you know that's not what I mean!

My dear lord - I'm now dumber after having read those. I award them no points, and may God have mercy on their souls. </Billy Madison>

my cousin....one of her many gems....
_______ is hopin my girl feel better!!!! just stay doin wats best for u and ur son! we n this together love!!!!

OMG winnibug! LOL

Yikers Winnibug.:eek:

Not grammar problems in this one, just TMI....

" ___________could have had an amazing run with the pace I had going...except those frigging cramps set in again!!! Ahhhhh!!!"

From a friend: __________i luvs my bestie evn tho shes gots a stalker. wtf is dat supos to be bout?


I almost defriended her after reading that crap. It was horrible.

_________ DO NEONE OWN CHARLE'S DICKENS' BOOK "THE CRICKET ON THE HEARTH"?????? pleaseeee speak up if you do!!!

I am now disappointed.

While I do indeed have the book, I'd never lend it to someone who wrote like that.

Ahahah yessss Billy Madison! So appropriate!

Wow - my facebook friends look like geniuses compared to these people.

I hate the ones that add caps at random, i.e.

____________ ...if THaT BoY DoN'T LoVe u By NoW...He WiLL NeVeR EvEr LoVe You!!!!!!

and ___________ is GueSSeS TheRe iS a PoiNt OF EnOugH :o(...WaTcHIn THE aLL STaR GaMe..Let'S Go EaSt!!!!

The random caps drive me up a wall. THERE'S A GiRL i WENT TO HiGH SCHOOL WiTH WHO TYPES LiKE THiS. AND NOT JUST IN FACEBOOK STATUS WiNDOWS, BUT iN WALL POSTS, PiCTURE CAPTiONS, ETC

So when the status said
"Ally Anderson is CAN'T BELiEVE SHE GOT A "D" iN EVRY CLASS!" I giggled. So hard.

I had that going on for awhile for a social media/web 2.0 class I was taking. I'm not one to update my facebook status....ever. But I Tweet a lot. Apparently there was a week or so where I dominated everyone's minifeed, and they got sick of it.

This is going to be my new favorite thread!! My little high school cousins are sooo guilty of this and swear like sailors. I guess only the "popular" kids are idiots on facebook. I've tried reaching out to them. These heifers think they're grown. I don't even understand most of what they say. Another cousin who is 6 months younger than me encourages them. The last one is her current status. I wish I could find her status where she says something like "this hoe needs to stop saying I'm stockn her cuz dna proved my son's father isn't her baby's daddy so she needs to change his name..."

_______"wen i always do sum rite she always gotta mess sum up"

_______"
IS LIKE BITCH U KNW U GOT AND THATZ FUNNY.. CAUSE YO RAN THREW ASS AINT BOUT SHIT..! SIT DOWN B4 U WANT HAVE A LIFE HAHA THATZ FUNNY..!:

_______"MY NAME IS JOKER A BITCH WILL SMOKE YA I BURN SO MANY TREES THAT I GOT SPLENTERS IN MY TOASTER I NEED A BITCH TO STAY BELOW MY WAIST LIKE A HOESTER.MY SHIT!LOL!"

______"SAYiN: HAHAHAHAHA SHUT DA fUCK UP U SCARY ASZ H0E!! G0 DO wAT U D0 BEST..SUCK DiCK!! BUT REMEMBA SUCK iT EASY!!"

_________"Wishn Maniyah get well soon. Mama luv u fat gurl. "

Heifers? :eek:

I have one crazy girl on Facebook. She posts status updates threatening to kill herself "like Miss Piggy"--what does that mean?!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lol--you see the statuses. They've heard (and say) much worse.

It's well known that Miss Piggy (like Jokey Smurf before her) ended her life in tragic fashion, shooting herself in the snout with a shakily-written note to her lost love Kermit covered in brain matter at her side. So you might want to reach out to this young hog.

______ is woahhhhh those weird chain emails are actually true about luck lol.


Wrong.

i would forget to uncaps-lock my i's!
how the hell do you get into that habit??

^^^ WTF? Is this a college friend?

Yikes. College students never cease to amaze me.

This one just in...

Jane Doe u had made da bad decision when u asked me da question and now look where we r down n da middle of da damn so im single so hey guys im here again

...Wow my head hurts now.

De doo doo doo...de da da da...</The Police>

Some of the weirder ones lately ...

"BlankName is stinky, fat, and ugly. Hopefully this changes soon."

"BlankName is bald!!!! happy birfdae 2 me. and gues who talkin bout it's cute?"

"BlankName we need to fight to make it good. love you." (This was the beginning of a series ending with the final breakup status message.)

"BlankName is the very unfortunate dinosaur situation." (What does that mean???)

OH! I just remembered one girl I know is always writing about pooping and diahrrea. (sp?) I guess it's some HILARIOUS inside joke...

________WIT THE STRESS OF ALL OF THESE FN EXAMS&STUDYING MY LIFE AWAY SOME ASS WOULD B AWESOME RIGHT ABOUT NOW...2 BAD I'M CELABATE NOW AH-LOL FML!


Classy

But on the real, some ass would be awesome right about now.

^^^ Exactly why you're the facebook whore. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Ow! I think this might win.

Here's one I thought was cute...

______ is brought to you by the letter pi.